Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Ponzo]

TIL Nikocado is Italian

 

[TVB]

TIL Nikocado is Italian

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Eyyo, is Niko a fuckin' gabagool or sumthin'?

 

[zero-who]

TIL Nikocado is Italian

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Eyyo, is Niko a fuckin' gabagool or sumthin'?
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The way he eats, he's gonna have a heart attack by 50.
Nikocado might actually manage to outlive Jimmy. Boogie's only got four more years to go until he gets there, and he's been a fat fuck for way longer than Nikocado.

 

[Power Glove]

The only difference being that Gandolfini was entertaining to watch, unlike Nikocado and boogie.

 

[TVB]

The only difference being that Gandolfini was entertaining to watch, unlike Nikocado and boogie.

Plus unlike Boogie where he disguises himself as a nice guy, Gandolfini was also an actual friendly guy behind the scenes.

 

[Power Glove]

Plus unlike Boogie where he disguises himself as a nice guy, Gandolfini was also an actual friendly guy behind the scenes.

Gandolfini made a documentary about injured soldiers and allowed them to tell their story. Imagine if boogie did something like that, he'd make the entire war about himself somehow. It would absolutely disgusting to watch and nearly impossible for his mental gymnastics but he'd still manage.

I wonder if either boogie or Nikacado actually contributed something to society besides manipulating their audience for years, being obnoxious lolcows and somehow finding a way to have their content stay monetized.

 

[B'owl]

Nikocado Guntocado

 

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Not a Direct Nik video, but this is hilarious.

also noticed no one posted his most recent vid, so here

 

[thegooddoctor]

No shit. Everyone knows it's an act. There was probably an element of reality to his personality back when he was thinner and used to cry about his relationship with Orlin, but when his audience stopped being sympathetic and started to roast him for his constant on-camera hysterics, at some point he stopped letting the world know about his actual problems and just became a parody of himself. So now the only thing genuine about him is his frighteningly massive weight gain.

Yeah all the stuff with his screaming, fucking about with his food catchphrases is all bullshit obvs and played for laughs, the only stuff I could argue is genuine is rare cases when he looks back at past videos of his skinnier self on occasion and is genuinely shocked by how much skinnier he was, these are perhaps the only true glimpses of real non acted emotion Nick ever shows. Well that and his actual pains and flatulence from his crippling obesity.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

TIL Nikocado is Italian

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Italy's strongest warrior

 

[Echnaton]

The only thing surprising about this is how much energy he seems to have continuing these theatrics. Most deathfats we see on this site can barely exert the enthusiasm to walk around for 1 minute.

He's so twitchy he's probably packing serious muscle from just carrying all that weight while being so energetic. Will keep him mobile even on ridiculous weights if he keeps bloating up like a tick, but won't help with the joints

 

[taintmisbehavin]

TIL Nikocado is Italian

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The sound of his jowls flapping in the breeze is horrifying.

He's so twitchy he's probably packing serious muscle from just carrying all that weight while being so energetic. Will keep him mobile even on ridiculous weights if he keeps bloating up like a tick, but won't help with the joints

Yeah, you can tell any time you see his laygs that they are sturdy like tree trunks and not the helpless toothpicks that sort of hold other fatties upright.

When those knees finally pop, it’s perma-scooty puff though.

 

[M.T. Graves]

He hasn’t been fat long enough to develop that underlying muscle that makes fat people pretty resilient. That takes a life time of fatassery I’m guessing. That energy is just his performance. He probably feels like complete shit and tired all the time when the cameras aren’t rolling.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

He hasn’t been fat long enough to develop that underlying muscle that makes fat people pretty resilient. That takes a life time of fatassery I’m guessing. That energy is just his performance. He probably feels like complete shit and tired all the time when the cameras aren’t rolling.

And he just wants to get bigger and bigger. By the next decade he's going to be nothing but pure lard, cheese, and grease.

 

[GlobalstarFM69]

Yeah all the stuff with his screaming, fucking about with his food catchphrases is all bullshit obvs and played for laughs, the only stuff I could argue is genuine is rare cases when he looks back at past videos of his skinnier self on occasion and is genuinely shocked by how much skinnier he was, these are perhaps the only true glimpses of real non acted emotion Nick ever shows. Well that and his actual pains and flatulence from his crippling obesity.

Often it's obvious that he's pretending to cry to get attention, but not every time.
I noticed that when he bites into something he finds really delicious after a brief moment of stillness he bursts into tears.
Sometimes he says stuff like "what am I eating?" and it sounds really genuine, as if for a moment his brain briefly came back to reality.

I think that at this point, the boundaries between his videos and the reality behind his videos no longer exist, so I don't think his behavior in front of the camera can be considered "acting". Damn we've seen him jerking off, shitting himself and getting his ass fucked by his boyfriend, the dude has clearly given up on his privacy. Shit, we're literally watching a depressed guy slowly commit suicide day by day almost live on YouTube. It's just incredibly sick and surreal.

 

[Power Glove]

So many retards in the comments, holy fuck.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Lotta deathfats rolly-polly on long past predicted expiration dates. Problem with Niko is he has been speedrunning to become a deathfat, blowing past a lifetime of fatitude to catchup. He doesn’t have ‘fat muscle‘, his organs aren’t completely shot from processing gallons of sugar and lard for decades, and his bones are still wondering what the fuck is going on.

If anything, once this shit catches up he will probably fall pretty hard. He won’t die or anything funny like that, more he just gets diabetes and now has to ride a mobility scooter — and not just for laughs.

At least the fat faggot will be rich

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

People claiming deathfats are going to keel over at any minute is one of my pet peeves. I blame the public school system hammering in THE DANGERS OF OBESITY in order to try to keep kids from getting fat, but it's given people a completely unrealistic idea of what actually goes on. It's like reefer madness but even more gay and stupid.

Protip: Being morbidly obese shaves about a decade of your life span. But the average lifespan in the US is roughly 75 for males and 80 for females. The vast majority of deathfats are going to be just fine as long as they stay on their cocktail of heart/cholesterol/diabetes meds and stay mobile until they hit their mid 50s/early 60s.

 

[Nobunaga]

People claiming deathfats are going to keel over at any minute is one of my pet peeves. I blame the public school system hammering in THE DANGERS OF OBESITY in order to try to keep kids from getting fat, but it's given people a completely unrealistic idea of what actually goes on. It's like reefer madness but even more gay and stupid.

Protip: Being morbidly obese shaves about a decade of your life span. But the average lifespan in the US is roughly 75 for males and 80 for females. The vast majority of deathfats are going to be just fine as long as they stay on their cocktail of heart/cholesterol/diabetes meds and stay mobile until they hit their mid 50s/early 60s.

They are just fat fucks coping that nick gets to bloat into the sunset, enjoys it and also gets paid for it

 

[Sneed F91]

People claiming deathfats are going to keel over at any minute is one of my pet peeves. I blame the public school system hammering in THE DANGERS OF OBESITY in order to try to keep kids from getting fat, but it's given people a completely unrealistic idea of what actually goes on. It's like reefer madness but even more gay and stupid.

Protip: Being morbidly obese shaves about a decade of your life span. But the average lifespan in the US is roughly 75 for males and 80 for females. The vast majority of deathfats are going to be just fine as long as they stay on their cocktail of heart/cholesterol/diabetes meds and stay mobile until they hit their mid 50s/early 60s.

Been lurking for a while. People seriously underestimate how much the human body can take before it just gives up.

I like his random moments of self awareness like in the first 8 minutes this vid before he goes back into his retarded faggotry.

It's like he's seething and crying for help at the same time.