DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[actually]

I just want to point out that there is no way he made that banner himself.

1. Did he ask one of this retard to do it for him?
2. Or one of his retard made it for him and he thought it is a good idea?

Probably #2. He has one or two dents that make all the graphics he uses.

well damn, I was wrong, the convention poll was for a faaaaaaaaaaaaar more delusional reason than I thought.

Which was?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has admitted that his phone is always on silent in order to prevent troll phone calls from disturbing him. He'd rather just keep his phone always on silent instead of changing his number.

He's desperately awaiting those John and Howard apology calls.

Anybody else know there's a Special Olympics for video games?

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I did but thought it was named 'dsp gaming'

 

[Agent Proper]

Probably #2. He has one or two dents that make all the graphics he uses.

He had thumbnail and podcast border/title dent. Das does sweet edits and I assume provides Phil some of his intros.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Which was?

he seems to be jumping around, he was looking at people going to conventions on social media and said he should cause covid is an "endemic", since people don't hate him any more, they actually like him and he's got a following of fans he should go to one.

He should also try to get a booth cause as liked as he is he doesn't think any one is going to give him a panel so he'll sign autographs except after he looked at the poll results and thought about it for like half a second he agrees that he should just go as a normal guy since he's still on level 1 and on level 1 you don't sign autographs.

I stopped listening there.

 

[capefear56]

Imagine trying to explain concepts like aperture, focal length/ratio to this dunce.

"Hurr durr camera look tiny, big camera is big quality!"

...go play in traffic pls.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

No matter what DSP says, he doesn't have a podcast. He has a gaming channel on YouTube where he sits on his ass and doesn't play any fucking games for hours at a time, and is clearly making moves to ensure he never has to play a video game ever again.

 

[actually]

he seems to be jumping around, he was looking at people going to conventions on social media and said he should cause covid is an "endemic", since people don't hate him any more, they actually like him and he's got a following of fans he should go to one.

He should also try to get a booth cause as liked as he is he doesn't think any one is going to give him a panel so he'll sign autographs except after he looked at the pool results and thought about if for like half a second he agrees that he shold just go as a normal guy since he's still on level 1 and on level 1 you don't sign autographs.

I stopped listening there.

That tracks. Delusions of importance slamming into his own "I'm at level 1 and taking OUR WORD back" idiocy. Who would have known that YouTube would be ok with a guy streaming himself furiously punching himself in the dick over and over?

 

[DiabeticSP]

This is pure speculation on my part, but I think the convention idea might be Phil fishing for a hotel staycation. He'll do the usual Phil think where he promises content, but instead of recording live at the con he'll just talk about it during his prestream. Maybe record a generic video vaguely talking about the event. He won't actually waddle around the convention much, let alone potentially interact with people. So, what does he get out of it? An excuse to stay in a hotel room, presumably after raising an absurd amount of money for the trip because he thinks traveling to a con is such a rare experience his dents will be too stupid to question the total.

The only vague evidence to potentially support this is Phil mentioning being unable to take Khet on a honeymoon again, and just being reminded of how much time Phil spent in the hotel room during his tournament days. Plus, it's something he did with Leanna, and Phil isn't known for being original.

This kinda falls apart with the panel option because that would get in the way with him ordering room service and staying locked in the hotel watching 80's movies. The only explanation I have is Phil always seems to include needless options in his poll, and seems especially fond of "yes 1" "yes 2" "no" polls. This is even more speculation, but maybe he does it so he can say the yes votes won even if no gets more options because the votes were split, and if you exclude the troll votes, it just so happens to be whatever result Phil wanted overwhelmingly won.

At the very least, I think we can all agree there's no way he actually wants to go to a convention, let alone host a panel.

When's the last time Phil went on a Staycation anywsys?

He hasn't been on one with Kat. They visited his parents but that's it.

I feel like he went on a Staycation with Leanna like.... two three times a year? He would take days off streaming to do so.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

The camera rant is something special and shows how fucking retarded this shitstain is. The tech within the iPhone camera is top of the line and is the gold standard for motion tracking and Android phones are no slouch in that department either. Yet he thinks you need a DSLR to film anything of meaningful quality.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a larger lens just allows light to be captured more easily while a series of small lenses perform the same function and greater due to digital processing. We have 2 eyes for a fucking reason, if you want to consider them biological cameras.

 

[Yautja]

When's the last time Phil went on a Staycation anywsys?

He hasn't been on one with Kat. They visited his parents but that's it.

I feel like he went on a Staycation with Leanna like.... two three times a year? He would take days off streaming to do so.

This shit says so much about his past and current relationship. He doesn't even pretend to care anymore. Idc how low your standards are. You may be able to tolerate only leaving the house for "fun" once a weak but there's nobody actually content doing that

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

When's the last time Phil went on a Staycation anywsys?

He hasn't been on one with Kat. They visited his parents but that's it.

I feel like he went on a Staycation with Leanna like.... two three times a year? He would take days off streaming to do so.

With Leanna was the last time, unless you count the couple times Phil needed Kat to drive to Seattle because he's scared of highways.

 

[Comma]

To everyone's complete surprise, DSP has been ranting about Keemstar for the past 20 minutes and is still going.

Rent-free.

 

[Iron Hamster]

To everyone's complete surprise, DSP has been ranting about Keemstar for the past 20 minutes and is still going.

Rent-free.

Keemcast

What is the rent free count up to?

 

[Full Race Replay]

Shocker, Phil thinks that the trick to get more donations is not change his content or how he acts, no, get donations to buy a DSLR so he can make his computer downscale the 8K resolution image down to the 480x360 pixel box on his screen, so his fans can see him complain about not being able to buy groceries better.

 

[Cardef1121]

Somehow DSP has proved how autistic he is regarding phone calls while trying to claim he doesn't fear talking on the phone. He says 'I just don't see the difference between texts/emails and phone calls' while bringing up how he refused to take Rambo's calls; using that situation to justify not talking to Keem on the phone and saying they're both wrong for insisting on talking on the phone-- and thinking him explaining it that way makes him look better... Lunacy.

 

[FalsePositive]

Dark isn't going to go on a show where anyone can ask him a question, he isn't an idiot you morons.

 

[capefear56]

The camera rant is something special and shows how fucking retarded this shitstain is. The tech within the iPhone camera is top of the line and is the gold standard for motion tracking and Android phones are no slouch in that department either. Yet he thinks you need a DSLR to film anything of meaningful quality.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a larger lens just allows light to be captured more easily while a series of small lenses perform the same function and greater due to digital processing. We have 2 eyes for a fucking reason, if you want to consider them biological cameras.

Basically the larger "professional" cameras are used for low/uneven lighting or when you need a very high resolution photograph (like 4K+). With modern technology it is completely unnecessary to invest in giant camera. Modern lenses are incredibly efficient in how much light they can absorb relative to their size.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

On the final Keem rant, Phil has a point in that Keem is a drama profiteer, and saw this podcast idea as something to only benefit himself. However, he is wrong in his reasoning for why Keem sperged out on his chat; it's because Keem is a bitter vindictive little fuck whose pettiness rivals Phil's. This whole slapfight might go on for a while because both of these assholes won't let the other win. Again, just get them in a room and have them beat each other then film that. Winner gets a slug to the face.

GET TO WORK DENTS YOUR KING NEEDS YOU TO THINK OF AND MAKE NEW INTROS FOR HIM

If you want a quality intro screen then PAY FOR IT, you fat fuck. You can get some good work for well under a hundred bucks if you look hard enough.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Phil makes a calm and mature response to Keem.

 

[00R-Gundam]

There is 0 chance of Phil going to a physical convention. Anyone who's been following him for some time knows this.

So why did he post it?

My guess is his rebuttal to this moderately popular post on his subreddit /r/dspdiscussion4. Note 14 hours ago.

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It calls him out perfectly, here's one comment..

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6 hours ago he brings out his tweet, to LARP as someone who isn't a social retard and self imposed hermit.

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Is almost as if.....Reddit...is living...in his head....rent free.....


You cant make this shit up.