Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

Not really to be honest. (Sorry jannies for double posting, this post came in after I posted) I suppose I like science & spirituality but although I wouldn’t dismiss the possibility, I can’t say I definitively believe in something unproven yet.
Do you find any other lolcow interesting or funny? Why or why not?
 
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Do you find any other lolcow interesting or funny? Why or why not?
I find a lot of them funny/interesting, but as a lolcow myself I’m predisposed to be sympathetic as I know having a thread can be a shock. I suppose I lean more into finding people interesting because I like to understand why people behave the way they do. I find elements of CWC funny, Greer is pretty funny, Terry was interesting as fuck, dude deserved better. I think a lot of the exaggerated funny often comes from the assumption that lolcows are stupid, often we lack emotional capability and a good childhood/upbringing, and that leads to bad decisions rather than stupidity.
 
I find a lot of them funny/interesting, but as a lolcow myself I’m predisposed to be sympathetic as I know having a thread can be a shock.
How about horrorcows? We have our fair share of threads on pedos, animal abusers and other sick fucks. I assume the sympathy you have for lolcows is not granted to them?

I think a lot of the exaggerated funny often comes from the assumption that lolcows are stupid, often we lack emotional capability and a good childhood/upbringing, and that leads to bad decisions rather than stupidity.
How much blame would you assign to a lolcow's upbringing vs the lolcow's stupidity? For example, since you mentioned CWC, how much blame would you place on Borb and his upbringing vs Chris's own stupidity?
 
How about horrorcows? We have our fair share of threads on pedos, animal abusers and other sick fucks. I assume the sympathy you have for lolcows is not granted to them?
Correct. Those types of lolcows I don’t even think are funny, they should just be in jail. I understand the argument for having threads on them, but mostly I just read them and think that rather than being caught up in autistic e-drama, the subjects should just be in jail.

How much blame would you assign to a lolcow's upbringing vs the cow's stupidity? For example, since you mentioned CWC, how much blame would you place on Borb and his upbringing vs Chris's own stupidity?
I place a lot of blame on the majority of Lolcow’s parents. Anyone who would let their kid get to the point of having a thread, doesn’t know what they’re doing at all and is irresponsible. But this mainly applies to younger cows & vulnerable ones. I don’t just blame Barb etc for what happened to CWC, I also blame systems around him that failed him. Same with other cows. In a world where there was more education about the Internet, support for the mentally ill & more systems in place to mitigate self destruction, I don’t believe he would have turned out that way. This place is just a documentation of all the ways systems fail people. I don’t know if there’s a clear person to blame so I blame all of us, but mostly parental upbringing.
 
Correct. Those types of lolcows I don’t even think are funny, they should just be in jail. I understand the argument for having threads on them, but mostly I just read them and think that rather than being caught up in autistic e-drama, the subjects should just be in jail.


I place a lot of blame on the majority of Lolcow’s parents. Anyone who would let their kid get to the point of having a thread, doesn’t know what they’re doing at all and is irresponsible. But this mainly applies to younger cows & vulnerable ones. I don’t just blame Barb etc for what happened to CWC, I also blame systems around him that failed him. Same with other cows. In a world where there was more education about the Internet, support for the mentally ill & more systems in place to mitigate self destruction, I don’t believe he would have turned out that way. This place is just a documentation of all the ways systems fail people. I don’t know if there’s a clear person to blame so I blame all of us, but mostly parental upbringing.
If you could hang out with any lolcow who would it be and why?
 
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I place a lot of blame on the majority of Lolcow’s parents. Anyone who would let their kid get to the point of having a thread, doesn’t know what they’re doing at all and is irresponsible. But this mainly applies to younger cows & vulnerable ones.
Does this apply to yourself? Do you feel that your parents did a poor job in raising you?

According to the OP you first caught the internet's attention through Lillee Jean Trueman and talking about blowing up Chinatown. Were those a result of poor upbringing leading to bad decisions, stupidity or something else?
 
Does this apply to yourself? Do you feel that your parents did a poor job in raising you?
Hmm. This is hard to answer because I know that I’m responsible for a lot of my own mess, but they were definitely neglectful & refused to learn more about certain things. I’ve always been left to my own devices. I remember them saying “no one will care about your threads in two weeks, it will be old news” and that was a punch in the stomach.

Were those a result of poor upbringing leading to bad decisions, stupidity or something else?
I was 14 in the video, it just resurfaced years later. It was a private live stream with a friend taken wildly out of context. I suppose impulsivity.

And he'd tell you pretty much fuck all. He wasn't an offensive hacker, he was an introverted operating systems hacker.
Everyone in the tech industry has something to say about hacktivism and companies they regularly have to interact with.
 
Hmm. This is hard to answer because I know that I’m responsible for a lot of my own mess, but they were definitely neglectful & refused to learn more about certain things. I’ve always been left to my own devices. I remember them saying “no one will care about your threads in two weeks, it will be old news” and that was a punch in the stomach.
This is very interesting because this person understands that they're the one that is ruining their life but due to them having lolcow brain rot, they don't want to fix themselves and don't want to get better.

Edit: to slightly power level, I have been around people with mental illnesses, some being quite severe. But even then, they still want to be functional and be able to be independent and work on themselves to reach these goals. This is what normal people do.

When comes to lolcows, they seem to be in a state that is a turtle on their back. Imagine being Elaine, and being placed into a situation where you disfigured yourself for attention. Most people would go "That was terrible. I never want to be in that situation again. I'm going to do better". But this demented creature is still doing things for attention. She posts here for attention. Eventually, she'll be back in the same spot again because she hasn't learned. Lolcows can't learn.
 
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This is very interesting because this person understands that they're the one that is ruining their life but due to them having lolcow brain rot, they don't want to fix themselves and don't want to get better.
It’s more just the fact that the damage is already done. I suppose I don’t have the energy to try to undo this much. Its better just to relax and have fun at a certain point.
 
Hmm. This is hard to answer because I know that I’m responsible for a lot of my own mess, but they were definitely neglectful & refused to learn more about certain things. I’ve always been left to my own devices. I remember them saying “no one will care about your threads in two weeks, it will be old news” and that was a punch in the stomach.
Why do you disagree with that statement?

For example, Janke was more degenerate than you are and she received a lot more attention than you have, but nobody really cares about her thread anymore. Why do you think that is the case?
 
Why do you disagree with that statement?

For example, Janke was more degenerate than you are and she received a lot more attention than you have, but nobody really cares about her thread anymore. Why do you think that is the case?
Because anything that remains accessible is a blight on your reputation and a permanent reminder of your past shitty events that makes moving on impossible.
 
It’s more just the fact that the damage is already done. I suppose I don’t have the energy to try to undo this much. Its better just to relax and have fun at a certain point.
It's not about undoing. It's about learning from your mistakes.
Because anything that remains accessible is a blight on your reputation and a permanent reminder of your past shitty events that makes moving on impossible.
Actually there's been a few cows that moved on. You literally just need to leave the internet.
 
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