Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

And he didn't call it the "auto shop".

The only thing that gets me about all this is.... why? It's the weirdest thing to flex over. "Yeah I've got a car. I'm such a stud". I mean if it was some late model luxury car, some classic car like a 1969 Jaguar E-type or something really cool like some self-driving model then that's a flex... of sorts. In the end it's just a way to get to point A to point B and carry all your groceries.

It's just another strange fixation he has that he thinks makes him look mature and cool. Just like the whole "I work in an office" thing.

 

[Kumquat]

And he didn't call it the "auto shop".

The only thing that gets me about all this is.... why? It's the weirdest thing to flex over. "Yeah I've got a car. I'm such a stud". I mean if it was some late model luxury car, some classic car like a 1969 Jaguar E-type or something really cool like some self-driving model then that's a flex... of sorts. In the end it's just a way to get to point A to point B and carry all your groceries.

Most likely he thinks having a car improves his chances with women, which is partially true. A woman would be more inclined to give a guy a chance if he has a car and can pick her up from places and go out rather than taking the bus everywhere.

But if course, it's Russell, and he doesn't realize that his car only takes his -100% chance of wooing a woman to -99.99%.

 

[Miss Misery]

New yelp review

Lemme guess, they screwed the gas cap on properly and only charged him for an hour of labor and no parts? What a deal!

 

[Cilleystring]

It's just another strange fixation he has that he thinks makes him look mature and cool. Just like the whole "I work in an office" thing.

It's exactly this. But if he was actually driving we would see pics of him in his badass ride to let all the 9s and 10s know that Russell Greer is a super cool big boy who drives a car. But all we get is vague little hints which means Russ has jackshit.

I hope he starts taking pics beside random cars to make it look like it's his vehicle, like some desperate-for-attention teenager would do. Or like his ultra chad work out pics showing off how much of gym rat he is. Sounds stupid but we wouldn't be approaching 4000 pages of Russ if he had any brains.

 

[Walking Clock]

The only thing that gets me about all this is.... why? It's the weirdest thing to flex over.

Russ included a photo of his office door nameplate during his Farrah Abraham wooing attempts to prove he was the "real deal," a bona fide paralegal who worked in a law firm, fully believing this would impress a television personality, or even anyone at all.

We also know Russ reads here, so it would not surprise me if his goal wasn't to create a general impression he's a car owner/driver, but rather specifically to make us believe he is because he knows it's a frequent point of speculation here. Successfully tricking us into thinking he's a motorist would be a considerable victory to him, and that's so pathetic it may be true.

 

[AnOminous]

It's just another strange fixation he has that he thinks makes him look mature and cool. Just like the whole "I work in an office" thing.

And the "I have to pay for sex but I'm so disgusting even hookers refuse to have sex with me."

But if course, it's Russell, and he doesn't realize that his car only takes his -100% chance of wooing a woman to -99.99%.

But it increases his chance of being able to drug her and then drag her to a dump site in the desert.

 

[Drowningman]

Don't forget his " Songwriter with a paralegal degree" he has on his intro on Instagram.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Most likely he thinks having a car improves his chances with women, which is partially true. A woman would be more inclined to give a guy a chance if he has a car and can pick her up from places and go out rather than taking the bus everywhere.

But if course, it's Russell, and he doesn't realize that his car only takes his -100% chance of wooing a woman to -99.99%.

Yeah but no. Russtard has NO chance for a woman to suck him his penis unless he drops $$$$ on her and not $$$.

It's exactly this. But if he was actually driving we would see pics of him in his badass ride to let all the 9s and 10s know that Russell Greer is a super cool big boy who drives a car. But all we get is vague little hints which means Russ has jackshit.

I hope he starts taking pics beside random cars to make it look like it's his vehicle, like some desperate-for-attention teenager would do. Or like his ultra chad work out pics showing off how much of gym rat he is. Sounds stupid but we wouldn't be approaching 4000 pages of Russ if he had any brains.

Yup. If he had a car we'd see pictures of him in it, or pictures of the car in question. Sure blur out the plate or whatever but there would be evidence. Meaning that if he does have a car it's a shitbox that's being held together with duct tape and drool.

 

[Kumquat]

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Yeah but no. Russtard has NO chance for a woman to suck him his penis unless he drops $$$$ on her and not $$$.

That's my point. His chances are still below zero. He'd have to put in some major work, both on his attitude and his station in life, to bring that negative up to zero, and then he have to work on getting it up past 1%.

Point being, Russ will never get a girlfriend.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Yeah but no. Russtard has NO chance for a woman to suck him his penis unless he drops $$$$ on her and not $$$.


Yup. If he had a car we'd see pictures of him in it, or pictures of the car in question. Sure blur out the plate or whatever but there would be evidence. Meaning that if he does have a car it's a shitbox that's being held together with duct tape and drool.

Or he larps as a driver/drives his dad’s car when his dad visits. I think that’s been speculated before.

There’s no way to know. Just, the thought of this oblivious sped behind the wheel makes me fear for every living being within hitting distance of him. As this is the guy who sneered at bombing victims and sick children because they got attention from Ariana and Taylor, I wouldn’t put it past him to sue a small child’s family when he knocks over their kid because he was busy owl-heading at women on the street. Nothing is ever his fault, and he never takes responsibility. Case in point: the sped’s legal filing, when he was the one who posted his entire book for free in the first place.

 

[The Dude]

And he didn't call it the "auto shop".

The only thing that gets me about all this is.... why? It's the weirdest thing to flex over. "Yeah I've got a car. I'm such a stud". I mean if it was some late model luxury car, some classic car like a 1969 Jaguar E-type or something really cool like some self-driving model then that's a flex... of sorts. In the end it's just a way to get to point A to point B and carry all your groceries.

Keep in mind how entirely bland Russhole's tastes in anything are. Modern pop and old boomer soft rock, Olive Garden, movies...he always picks the most boring shit to harp on about. And let's not forget his attitude of "I made the most miniscule effort at X, so good enough." on everything he does, especially if he hopes it'll bring him positive attention or impress people. So of course he thinks that having a shitty, slightly fancier modern Dodge Dart and taking it to the mechanic will impress people and make them take him seriously as a big boy.

If he's actually telling the truth and this isn't just some retarded scheme to try to look like an actual adult.

 

[Empyrea]

Sorry to break up the does he/doesn't he drive age old debate, but question for UM or our other law-minded: is it normal for a professional lawyer's brief to have that many allegations without citation? It felt really shit-talky and "trust me, that darned Jersh did X" without any actual pointing at exhibits.

 

[TaylorGreer]

My guess is that if he does drive, it's obviously his parents car and they most likely told him if he posts any image of the car they will take it away, what with the thousands of mentally ill trolls tossing molotov cocktails at him on sight. It's actually really good advice and there is no way russ thought of it on his own.

 

[Ghjkl63]

havent been in the thread for a minute but how's russel taking the recent SCOTUS decisions? asking because I'm dying to know what legal wisdom he has on them.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

havent been in the thread for a minute but how's russel taking the recent SCOTUS decisions? asking because I'm dying to know what legal wisdom he has on them.

He upset because it means he can't fuck hookers that cost $$$$ for $$.

All roads lead to whores for Russell.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

havent been in the thread for a minute but how's russel taking the recent SCOTUS decisions? asking because I'm dying to know what legal wisdom he has on them.

I'm sure he's got an opinion on it, like everybody does, but since abortions don't matter to him because let's face it he'll never get a woman pregnant he'll just ignore it.

 

[Drowningman]

I'm sure he's got an opinion on it, like everybody does, but since abortions don't matter to him because let's face it he'll never get a woman pregnant he'll just ignore it.

Oh Shit Lips bitched about the abortion ruling and including weed ,LGBTQ rights and his favorite Sex Workers.
He didn't like that.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I'm sure he's got an opinion on it, like everybody does, but since abortions don't matter to him because let's face it he'll never get a woman pregnant he'll just ignore it.

His opinion changes depending on what he thinks would get him his dick sucked. In his mind, pro-choice women are sluts and whores, so for now he's pro-choice.

 

[Stinkyboy]

If he had a car he would have bitched about someone parking in his space; it’s a common irritant, especially if it’s an outdoor space.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This is actually a plus for Russ, he will have cover when he devolves into a full blown street rapist.

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Facebook video, in case anyone wants to hear a woman scream repeatedly in the distance.


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Seems like he's waiting at a bus stop in front of the Twain Estates, looking north up Arville St toward W Spring Mountain Rd. You can see the 3460 Arville Plaza on the building, the Circle K logo, and the red Public Storage sign.

Now maybe he's walking to "his car" or going for a creeper walk but my bet is he's waiting for the bus.

This fucker is either intentionally trying to dox himself or is just that dumb. Because it's a slow work day, I went to Google Maps around Twain Estates (Arville St looking toward W Spring Mtn Rd) and you can tell he is standing in a 1st-floor balcony (stucco'd wall in bottom-right for the first few frames). He is NOT at a bus stop or on the sidewalk as above posters have speculated.

Spoiler: Potential Dox

Pardon the weaponized autism, but I circled in blue where Russhole is standing based on the red signs (middle red circle) and the carport/palm tree/parking lot wall (right red circle). Either he is standing in some random apartment's balcony or he stepped out on his own after hearing the wailing (I suspect the latter).


In any case, this neither proves or disproves Russhole owning a car, unfortunately, but it does give further confirmation of his potential dox (Building 57 in either apartment 711 or 710 I cannot see from Google Street View easily). EDIT: he's standing in front of apartment 711 from an older streetview photo.

Again, apologies for the 'tism: geoguesser is one of my favorite idle activities and this seemed like a fun challenge (not sure this info is useful but I thought I'd share).