Orbiter Groypers / America First Followers - General cringe related to insignificant groypers / Cozy.tv streamers.

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lmfao. Florida Groyper, hangs with Utah Zoomer and other 3rd tier AF
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This is Based Brant, who is a whole 2 feet taller than Beardson making him approximately 6'1. He calls himself a "suburbanist" and he also poses for pictures with alleged pedo Trey Godzich. There is little information on him but he should be closely watched like any groyper. Lets see what the farms can come up with on this dude.
 
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This is Based Brant, who is a whole 2 feet taller than Beardson making him approximately 6'1. He calls himself a "suburbanist" and he also poses for pictures with alleged pedo Trey Godzich. There is little information on him but he should be closely watched like any groyper. Lets see what the farms can come up with on this dude.
What the hell is a suburbanist?
There's little information on him other than he is a sperg that poses for photos with faggots.
Another retarded groyper who gives a shit
 
Suburbanist being they think the suburbs will keep them safe from Niggers. So basically just a Conservative.
He looks like he cant grow hair on his nuts, these guys need something meaningful to gain experience, that catamite cult leader is contemptible for leading these impressionable boys to nowhere or worse.
 
What's the story behind this brown Groyper Ali Jamal? I have no idea how or why, but he commands a certain deference from Groyper generals (Dalton literally reprimanded his live chat for making fun of him). Yesterday, someone (perhaps even Jamal himself) sent Nick a superchat that just said "Ali Jamal" and Nick exasperatedly said "Okay." We all know Nick could and has said a lot worse than that, and he was in one of his usual ornery moods. Why hold back? Groypers, probably under Jamal's direction, keep mentioning him in Cozy superchats. There appears to be a coordinated effort to get him a Cozy channel.

I know he was feuding with Jaden and was covered on one of Jaden's past streams.

He live streams on his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX_LIYMjD6ACLTKUkeE_6ng

His voice needs to be heard to be believed.
This guy is a rough diamond. If Nick gives him a Cozy channel we will get pure KINO. He is really autistic, has a speech impediment, is a giga mutt on a white nationalist movement, does awkward IRL streams, and licks Nick's balls without giving it a second tought. He truly is the quintassencial groyper and I hope he produces more milk so we can get a thread for him.
 
What's the story behind this brown Groyper Ali Jamal? I have no idea how or why, but he commands a certain deference from Groyper generals (Dalton literally reprimanded his live chat for making fun of him). Yesterday, someone (perhaps even Jamal himself) sent Nick a superchat that just said "Ali Jamal" and Nick exasperatedly said "Okay." We all know Nick could and has said a lot worse than that, and he was in one of his usual ornery moods. Why hold back? Groypers, probably under Jamal's direction, keep mentioning him in Cozy superchats. There appears to be a coordinated effort to get him a Cozy channel.

I know he was feuding with Jaden and was covered on one of Jaden's past streams.

He live streams on his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX_LIYMjD6ACLTKUkeE_6ng

His voice needs to be heard to be believed.
This dude is an obvious mouthbreather. Isn't it so obvious that his physiognomy is poor? I am trying to watch his previous livestream with Beardsoy. The dude literally gets 10 viewers and is so boring. his voice is that of a severe special education variety. The dude has to have some genetic disorders.
 
EARRAPE WARNING
Kai has recently been doing streams with purposefully bad audio. Turn your volume down a lot before playing this clip, seriously. In this he sings Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" while the audio is completely fucked. Enjoy, I guess?
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So we are just ripping off the old Sam Hyde bad audio + bad video gimmick he did a few years ago? Real cutting edge humor here guys. Next, we will get a segment where Beardson or Nick kicks around box fans on camera and then explains the joke.
 
i have been exploring the depths of groyper telegram. this group of groypers have a clique called Lego Gang with matching icons. they are an extremely sussy group. it includes prominent groypers/streamers like UX and Utah Zoomer.

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(lego gang art from groyper named chikken's telegram)


Nick is Lego Gang

included in this group is an openly gay groyper, Max Keeble Groyper, briefly mentioned in the original Nick thread x/x. Jaden disavowed them as pedo gang for defending Trey Politics who posted child porn on twitter. MKG vs Jaden convo here.


MKG was voted 2nd most sus only to Veyta:
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documenting the extent of this open gayness and how its supported by high up groypers:
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Screenshot_20220703-155649.png(Red Pilled Jacob is an oldhead Nick is friends with and has a cozy channel, MZ = Michigan Zoomer)

Screenshot_20220703-155544.png(Michael Phelps Groyper another popular groyper who had his tiktok shilled by Nick)

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Screenshot_20220703-155900.pngScreenshot_20220703-161502.pngEpic pedophilia rape. Arizona Chad labeled 'Twink 1,' Utah Zoomer labeled 'Twink 2'

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Screenshot_20220703-162438.png This message is forwarded from a chat, if it's actually Nick that means he's in these chats
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Dalton is pro MKG. Jaden is anti.


i did gather from this research that Max Keeble Groyper is not officially sussy squad.

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look at that skinny ass arm.

Llama in this crew does fanart, Nick likes it:
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i did not realize until witnessing the telegrams how much of this is a friend group of edgy young gays. i think they just see positioning themselves as anti-homosexuality as signaling that they reject liberalism, but they don't really believe it or care to perform it amongst themselves.
 
Following up on the request for information on Ali Jamal, this post will be a first stab at explaining who he is for the forums in detail. I considered making this an OP, but I don't know if others would consider it to be enough to warrant a thread so just posting it here for now.

Ali Jamal also known as Ali Jamal 1776 is a new Dallas based IRL and desktop livestreamer on youtube who is extremely autistic with the speech impediment to match. Ali Jamal is a recent convert to Christianty from Islam thanks to the America First movement. Ali Jamal is, in his own words, trying to "spweed wun" to 1000 subs on youtube in the hopes of getting a spot on cozy. Numerous cozy streamers have already answered the AJQ (Ali Jamal Question) and endorsed him for a spot on cozy but there is also some resistance. Ali Jamal being an IRL streamer has of course attracted the attention of guys like me who kinda found this whole sphere via characters from IP2 (even though i dont pay attention to ip2 as much theses days). I'm not sure what race Ali is exactly but he is clearly not white as his name would imply:
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Many figures in America First actively fuck with Ali. Jaden McNeil appears to have been the person to discover Ali when he had something like 3 viewers and he began talking about him which in turn had some groypers discover him as well. @Politically Provoked is an admin in his telegram chat and his youtube chat. The notorious doxer and one of the alleged pedophiles of the America First movement "Max Keeble Groyper" is in his telegram as well, so maybe he can join the forums and dump actual dox info on Ali as I personally do not care to look into or do that to the kid as I greatly enjoy him as a side character in this. That being said, Ali is innocent enough to open his Brave browser saved data tab on stream quite frequently, exposing his accounts and alt accounts on various sites and even showing his credit card and parents credit card info although its just the last 4 digits it shows in the panel.

Ali is extremely naive and responds to far more than he should from his chat often resulting in hilarious moments like when he told chat that he will not sell his beard hair as merch:


Here a chat message tells him his zipper is open and he takes the bait but is unamused, then Ali goes on to talk about "networking", which he then begins to pronounce as "neckworking":


Here's a clip for the ip2 fans, Ali Jamal says "Gowilla hands" at ~48 seconds into this clip


Cozy streamers and related parties endorsements for Ali:
Ralph

John Doyle

CultureWarCriminal

Baked Alaska has also endorsed him but I do not have a clip of that one, I would have to hunt it down. Woozuh also helps Ali network in the cozy community.

Pwease Subscwibe and help Awi Spweed Wun to 1k subs! I want to note here that when you see Ali using the numbers 69 and 420 in his usernames he was actually unaware of their meanings at the time he created the accounts, hilariously enough. He has said on stream that he liked and used the numbers because Pewdiepie used them but upon people telling him to look them up he was horrified at what they meant lol

@CringeMomma could you post the pic of him in the pit vipers that you were using on twitter for a while?
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