Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Honestly quite interesting of Ralph to begin the driveway battle with a preemptive swat strike. Maybe he used this opportunity to distract Jim so he could survey the driveway for the fight.
Ralph ain't that smart, he just did it to "send a message" to Jim that he easily can brush off and is even laughing about
 
FOIA his local police for the call and bodycams.

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Based or gay?
 
Both. Because some Metokur sycophantic parasocial lover would definitely dox themselves to the cops just to see Jim being pushed out of the house in a wheelchair with his Chinese bride, and the smell of dog meat stew coming out of the kitchen.
Then someone can FOIA the FOIA to find out who placed it in the first place.
 
I wouldnt put it past him. Any reasonable parent would be furious over their infant being caught up in a swatting but Gunt couldn't be bothered.
So does this basically confirm Ralph swatted the Vickers too? The timing seems a bit sussy to me, and evidently Ralph didn't seem too upset when his son got swatted.
Ralph is as good as a father as he is as good as taking care of his own personal hygiene.
 
Some anon on /cow/ just dropped audio and is taking credit for it. Same with the Vickers swatting it used TTS and the same opening of "Hello I am disabled" and the post has same story of being top secret America First interns
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"Israeli intern".
The recording may be legit but I think AF seeeecret pedocord thing is a larp.

AF will seethe about it and we will find something funny in the process so why not. A gay Catboy is calling SWAT to drum up faggotry.
 
Both. Because some Metokur sycophantic parasocial lover would definitely dox themselves to the cops just to see Jim being pushed out of the house in a wheelchair with his Chinese bride, and the smell of dog meat stew coming out of the kitchen.
Then someone can FOIA the FOIA to find out who placed it in the first place.
Ooh big words, lemme like real quick.
Jokes aside, you might be onto something, especially with how abysmally fucking dumb the AF people are.
Also, as a Jim “fAn” myself, has anyone bothered considering that Jim probably doesn’t do anything but anime, gaming, and internet shit, due to his autoimmune condition, he just might have faked a 3-3.5 minute-long swatting on himself, since the Vickers swatting was the most recent controversy that Ralphapig was wrapped up in?
3-3.5 minutes seems like a really short amount of time to tell cops everything’s cool, even if he called them in advance like he said he did.
As soon as the “swatting” wrapped up, multiple large super chats started rolling in. Not to put too autistic of a thinking cap on, but since opportunity and motive can more or less already be established, it’s hard to ignore what appears to be obvious.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Let the body cam some retard autist may or may not find in the coming moments be the final judge.

Edit, even more uncharacteristic spelling and syntax errors. I’m just as retarded as the rest of us. Also, tinfoil hat required from this point on because of retardation.

Last edit. Drinking and late night schizoposting do not mix. Oof.
 
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Ooh big words, lemme like real quick.
Jokes aside, you might be onto something, especially with how abysmally fucking dumb the AF people are.
Also, as a Jim “fAn” myself, has anyone bothered considering that Jim probably doesn’t do anything but anime, gaming, and internet shit, due to his autoimmune condition, he just might have faked a 3-3.5 minute-long swatting on himself, since the Vickers swatting was the most recent controversy that Ralphapig was wrapped up in?
3-3.5 minutes a eems like a really short amount of time to tell cops everything’s cool, even if he called them in advance like he said he did.
As soon as the “swatting” wrapped up, multiple large super chats started rolling in. Not to put too autistic of a thinking cap on, but since opportunity and motive can more or less already be established, it’s hard to ignore what appears to be obvious.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Let the body cam some retard autist may or may not find in the coming moments be the final judge.
If he faked it, then why is this call being released? And who posted it during Jim's show if Jim faked it? Seems like he would wait til after his show because that came online pretty quick imo.
 
Ooh big words, lemme like real quick.
Jokes aside, you might be onto something, especially with how abysmally fucking dumb the AF people are.
Also, as a Jim “fAn” myself, has anyone bothered considering that Jim probably doesn’t do anything but anime, gaming, and internet shit, due to his autoimmune condition, he just might have faked a 3-3.5 minute-long swatting on himself, since the Vickers swatting was the most recent controversy that Ralphapig was wrapped up in?
3-3.5 minutes seems like a really short amount of time to tell cops everything’s cool, even if he called them in advance like he said he did.
As soon as the “swatting” wrapped up, multiple large super chats started rolling in. Not to put too autistic of a thinking cap on, but since opportunity and motive can more or less already be established, it’s hard to ignore what appears to be obvious.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Let the body cam some retard autist may or may not find in the coming moments be the final judge.

Edit, even more uncharacteristic spelling and syntax errors. I’m just as retarded as the rest of us. Also, tinfoil hat required from this point on because of retardation.
That sounds so out of Metokurs MO and history that Ralph would probably sooner pay Child support. Now I can see metokur taking audio of someone else being swatted and try and convince online journalists Ralph did it as a hate crime against da gays or something.
 
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