Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Scuzzy said:
Ooh big words, lemme like real quick.
Jokes aside, you might be onto something, especially with how abysmally fucking dumb the AF people are.
Also, as a Jim “fAn” myself, has anyone bothered considering that Jim probably doesn’t do anything but anime, gaming, and internet shit, due to his autoimmune condition, he just might have faked a 3-3.5 minute-long swatting on himself, since the Vickers swatting was the most recent controversy that Ralphapig was wrapped up in?
3-3.5 minutes seems like a really short amount of time to tell cops everything’s cool, even if he called them in advance like he said he did.
As soon as the “swatting” wrapped up, multiple large super chats started rolling in. Not to put too autistic of a thinking cap on, but since opportunity and motive can more or less already be established, it’s hard to ignore what appears to be obvious.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Let the body cam some retard autist may or may not find in the coming moments be the final judge.

Edit, even more uncharacteristic spelling and syntax errors. I’m just as retarded as the rest of us. Also, tinfoil hat required from this point on because of retardation.
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Jim already said that he'd release the footage of the police.

And... well... Jim makes a lot of money. He makes thousands per stream. He streams once a month. If he wanted an extra few thousand, he'd just stream a second time. He was already pulling in numerous $100 or $200 donos before it came in. People already also posted dispatch on police radios of a call at the time to the area.

Think this is too high a level of autism, Jim doesn't really "gain" anything from pretending to be swatted since pretty much everyone is already on his side.
 
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Boyfriend Coefficient said:
Some anon on /cow/ just dropped audio and is taking credit for it. Same with the Vickers swatting it used TTS and the same opening of "Hello I am disabled" and the post has same story of being top secret America First interns
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Swatting is already beyond gay, and this whole "AF secret discord ops server that is calling in swattings on people for making fun of us" is just caked in extra layers of faggot sauce. These people are inbred retards and deserve to get necked, AF catboys or not.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Swatting is already beyond gay, and this whole "AF secret discord ops server that is calling in swattings on people for making fun of us" is just caked in extra layers of faggot sauce. These people are inbred retards and deserve to get necked, AF catboys or not.
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it's likely a larp and probably plate gang or some other 3rd party faggots, until there's more proof that these calls came from an AF pedocord with "high ranking members" in it, I'm not going to hold my breath.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Swatting is already beyond gay, and this whole "AF secret discord ops server that is calling in swattings on people for making fun of us" is just caked in extra layers of faggot sauce. These people are inbred retards and deserve to get necked, AF catboys or not.
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If someone doxxes the Brazillian intern, I'll pay him a visit. Just post it right here.
 
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Scuzzy said:
Ooh big words, lemme like real quick.
Jokes aside, you might be onto something, especially with how abysmally fucking dumb the AF people are.
Also, as a Jim “fAn” myself, has anyone bothered considering that Jim probably doesn’t do anything but anime, gaming, and internet shit, due to his autoimmune condition, he just might have faked a 3-3.5 minute-long swatting on himself, since the Vickers swatting was the most recent controversy that Ralphapig was wrapped up in?
3-3.5 minutes seems like a really short amount of time to tell cops everything’s cool, even if he called them in advance like he said he did.
As soon as the “swatting” wrapped up, multiple large super chats started rolling in. Not to put too autistic of a thinking cap on, but since opportunity and motive can more or less already be established, it’s hard to ignore what appears to be obvious.
If I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
Let the body cam some retard autist may or may not find in the coming moments be the final judge.

Edit, even more uncharacteristic spelling and syntax errors. I’m just as retarded as the rest of us. Also, tinfoil hat required from this point on because of retardation.
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A lot of you seem to not understand how serious a SWAT is, people get killed over this, very often. It takes someone beyond fucked to do this to anyone, let alone on themselves for an extra donation or two. Jim grifts how much per stream? If he was in need of more grift, he'll stream twice a month rather than once. If someone finds out he did this to himself, he'll basically lose everything. That's way too big of a risk to burden yourself with in my opinion, especially since it's just a matter of time it'll happen.

So am I supposed to believe that despite all the SWATs called on those homosexual catboys, Vickers and Jim and to some extent Ralph called it on themselves? No. I did make a comment jokingly stating that Ralph did it to himself once, but even Ralph's not that fucked in my opinion.
 
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AltisticRight said:
A lot of you seem to not understand how serious a SWAT is, people get killed over this, very often. It takes someone beyond fucked to do this to anyone, let alone on themselves for an extra donation or two. Jim grifts how much per stream? If he was in need of more grift, he'll stream twice a month rather than once. If someone finds out he did this to himself, he'll basically lose everything. That's way too big of a risk to burden yourself with in my opinion, especially since it's just a matter of time it'll happen.

So am I supposed to believe that despite all the SWATs called on those homosexual catboys, Vickers and Jim and to some extent Ralph called it on themselves? No. I did make a comment jokingly stating that Ralph did it to himself once, but even Ralph's not that fucked in my opinion.
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I honestly can see Ralph SWAT'ing himself, just because he seems to lack that basic level of "don't stick your tongue in the lightsocket" common sense that most of us are born with.
 
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Welfare check =/= swatting and the fact the former keeps being painted as the latter is dosgshit. Pretty sure the majority of Ralph's shit has been welfare checks or false call outs for fire/ambulance. By the descriptions metokur and Vickers were swatted. Geared up police response.

Posted in the Jim thread but I also doubt this is the catbois. You telling me that after one of them betrays the group and posts the Vickers recording that they do the EXACT same thing just a couple days later even thought they have a leaker? Not just the swatting itself but uploading the call to the discord! I mean they're probably dumbshits that barely understand the consequences they could be facing, but I have a hard time believing they're that dumb.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
But police are also retarded and lazy while AGs refuse to prosecute unless it’s a slam dunk. Unless it gets raised to the federal level with decent resources and willingness to pursue they won’t get prosecuted.
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Ralph is an "Alt Right" white male in a pozzed shithole called Richmond, Virginia. They would LOVE to smoke that pig. he's already on their radar due to the revenge porn conviction. If he legit did a swatting, bet your ass it will get looked into.
 
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ddlloo said:
Welfare check =/= swatting and the fact the former keeps being painted as the latter is dosgshit. Pretty sure the majority of Ralph's shit has been welfare checks or false call outs for fire/ambulance. By the descriptions metokur and Vickers were swatted. Geared up police response.

Posted in the Jim thread but I also doubt this is the catbois. You telling me that after one of them betrays the group and posts the Vickers recording that they do the EXACT same thing just a couple days later even thought they have a leaker? Not just the swatting itself but uploading the call to the discord! I mean they're probably dumbshits that barely understand the consequences they could be facing, but I have a hard time believing they're that dumb.
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Are you forgetting that in April cops had the gunt handcuffed and a niggercop pointed his gun at him behind the guntmobile (see https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m )? Are you also forgetting when gunt got detained at the capitol for hours in May? Ralph is cringe and he deserves what happens to him but downplaying shit is even more cringe
 
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