Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%
  • Total voters
    390
feral cat #6385 said:
Poor Nicky. Penis cancer can be a real bitch. Don't worry bud. They will build it back bigger and better.

The balls on the other hand. Not so easy to replace. Should have been more careful using that balldo.
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Having an unexplained, personal issue suddenly come up at 7 PM after you talked about all the sex toys you just bought is pretty suspicious. Sounds like somebody lost anal beads up their ass.
 
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Chocolate Wombat said:
For real. I think he's just behind on putting some shit together. The man has 5 kids and a wife to take care of, he's probably sleeping less than 5 hours a night given how late he stays up collecting super chat money.
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He should honestly take a few minutes just to put together a general timeline, not some thoroughly scripted thing, but just a list of talking points or whatever and approximately when he should start them, because rambling for two hours before the main attraction even gets mentioned gets tiresome.
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Nick is going into hiding after I uncovered that he is a Dirty Commie.
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I have a secret. It's actually because he is a secret libtard and actually thinks Marbury v. Madison was properly decided.
 
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I'm not a Robot said:
Having an unexplained, personal issue suddenly come up at 7 PM after you talked about all the sex toys you just bought is pretty suspicious. Sounds like somebody lost anal beads up their ass.
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Tragic baldo accident. Surgeons are trying to save his scrotum. Maybe we should have a toast to Nick's scrotum.

To Nick's scrotum. You fathered many strong, healthy children. Now your work is done. Better to go out in a blaze of glory than fade away. This is to you Nick's scrotum. May you rest in peace.

Press F in the chat for Nick's scrotum.
 
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DelusionTree said:
Is Rackets' personal issue related to Jim getting a SWAT?
There has been speculation before that Jim retained Rackets since they both are in Minnesota and I kind of believe it, remember one time someone sent the usual "Jim wants on" joke superchat and Nick checked his phone before realizing it was just a joke.
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Metokur did have Rackets on his stream related to Montagraph.
The question is if Rekieta would represent him at district court.
 
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DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
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No show tonight as Nick is scheduled to get pegged by Lady Rackets instead.
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Okay, my name is Nick. I'm forty years old. And I'm from Spicer, Minnesota

Uh, was going to be a lawyer, you know, with motions and uh, lawyering. And uh, you know, after a hundred or two cases and small judgements, you know, I decided, you know, I had enough and uh, just stopped doing that and uh, um, I started out doing drunk ranting, shock jocking and then um, then I get into youtube work. And, and it just somehow, you know, the lolsuits, the lolsuit I'm reading, containa lot of um, lolcows, so, I just decided to go um, you know, full performance artist and change my whole entire house into a studio and uh, so that's what I'm doing right now. I'm performance artist with a full recording studio in my house and uh, it's going really well..

Well, if you have my superchats, my uh, um, the bottom line is $150 per hour, um, that's just for a regular guy, you know, just a superchat and uh, and, you know, I have the not a real nation type, I pay $300 a chat and um, and then, you know, the fifty percent for additional half an hour increments. You know, how long the session takes. And it depends on what they like to do. You know? Um, they, you know, until like toasts or um, uh, loose fat rants in the microphone, you know, stuff like that, extra stuff I charge more. Um, but basically the superchat stuff and the unbreaded uh, yeah, it just, somewhere between $150 to $300 an hour.

Unbreaded is uh three hundred bucks, and uh, usually the livestreams really drunk on whiskey, to get, really get relaxed, to get, you know, and I have this long, pope hatethat goes all the way up to my nose, And just stick it up and uh, it's a long process, you know, to get your whole nose up there. But uh, it's an intense feeling for the viewers too. I think for myself too, it's, um, you're going places that uh, even though it's emotional with your voice , but for some reason it's, it's also more physical.

Well, performance artists, they can do it for a lot of mass. You know, you can be like gunt or DSP and can still do really well. I still have two hundred pounds or so.

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@5t3n0g0ph3r I think Rakieta only takes case if nobody else will. Knowing lawyers, they probably would take the case if you were literally Hitler so long as they saw green.
 
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5t3n0g0ph3r said:
Metokur did have Rackets on his stream related to Montagraph.
The question is if Rekieta would represent him at district court.
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Doesn't necessarily have to do it himself, actual trial work can be contracted out to another lawyer and Rackets has said he would do that right now because of how much time youtube takes.

One of the things Rackets used to do a decent amount of was the legal paperwork related to establishing LLCs for people. He has talked about on his show including to other guests that anyone doing youtube should have an LLC, obviously to protect personal assets if you are remotely controversial and any pissed off asshole could sue and I think he might have brought this up to Jim live once.
That might be some of Nick's representation.
 
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AnOminous said:
He should honestly take a few minutes just to put together a general timeline, not some thoroughly scripted thing, but just a list of talking points or whatever and approximately when he should start them, because rambling for two hours before the main attraction even gets mentioned gets tiresome.

I have a secret. It's actually because he is a secret libtard and actually thinks Marbury v. Madison was properly decided.
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He should just invite some minor channel on to talk about some legal issue or shoot the shit with for an hour. Metokur doing that's entertaining because even if someone is trying to grift off Racket's it's some variety. I honestly enjoyed when Jim went on the America First kids livestream and it mostly just was a Zoomer being earnest about how he enjoyed Jim, Jim's perspectives on a few things, and what not.
 
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DelusionTree said:
Is Rackets' personal issue related to Jim getting a SWAT?
There has been speculation before that Jim retained Rackets since they both are in Minnesota and I kind of believe it, remember one time someone sent the usual "Jim wants on" joke superchat and Nick checked his phone before realizing it was just a joke.
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Nick had a sordid love affair that Drexel got jealous of. Why do you think Drexel hasn't been on in so long?
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Shit

We all missed an Obvious joke here.

Do these Traps have balls or no balls?
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Depends on whether said clown has balls and has activated the trap. Each betesticled clown caught equals as many pairs of balls as you're willing to reset the trap to collect.
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Happy hunting, and remember to bait the trap with Genuine Detroit Clussy ONLY, imitation will drive your clown infestation to new heights of madness.
 
Potatoherder said:
I was going to suggest he got some mega food poisoning as Doug proudly proclaims he never washes his hands. Something about it building up his immune system by being exposed to stuff all the time. The amount of feces in that breakfast must have been off the charts.
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How does Doug clean his ten nipples with that kind of hygiene?
 
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GhostButt said:
he lays naked on the lawn at 2am and his salamanders graze on his body oils
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I was going to suggest he has a Peruvian sex slave chained up in his basement dungeon who cleans them but your explanation does make more sense.
 
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