DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
VERY positive rebranding dood.
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Dave should look up Beardson he literally said is happy to be a looser.
 
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Just when I thought his banners/slides couldn't get anymore autistic, one of his dents makes him this

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That Lovecon is going to bite him in the ass either today or by next stream when he gets pissy and rants. I can see him being troll-baited into it too. I look forward to the salt which is sure to follow
@Agent Proper , I did not know that was @Piece of Peace 's set-up and legit thought it was Phil's. That is funny and a good idea
 
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The paypigs that matter don't appear to care what Philliam does though.
Usually I would agree, but donations have been slow this week, and especially since he said he turned down $50,000, which is why he was already trying to revise his own story today. He didn't get the big "I'll starve on my day off" donations, and then today he made $38 during the day and is at $5 tonight.
 
Just when I thought his banners/slides couldn't get anymore autistic, one of his dents makes him this

EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE-POSTING:

That Lovecon is going to bite him in the ass either today or by next stream when he gets pissy and rants. I can see him being troll-baited into it too. I look forward to the salt which is sure to follow
This might be because I am a few dabs deep but you do know that is @Piece of Peace's heartfelt positive stream update.
 
Keem should find a replacement for DSP just to get $50K to Boogie and Wings. Phil's ego won't let him ignore those two getting $50k that he had the opportunity to receive. We know Phil will react to it while shaming them both for accepting the deal and why he is a better person for not.
At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I think that's why Keem shouldn't have shot so high. I think it's hard to take a 50k offer seriously because it's just so damn much for a podcast, especially for three people. They don't feel like Phil cost them $50k (unless I've missed something) because they were probably as doubtful as Phil the offer was real. Not even those three are delusional enough to think they're worth a 50k sign on bonus for a podcast of all things.

If it were a couple of grand or something more realistic, I could see them being on board and running with the narrative that they were totally down, but Phil was the one ruining it for everyone/he must not care about his fans if he's denying them content. And Phil, being himself, would try (and fail) to clap back and keep the drama going. There's also a world where Keem could get an actual third person so now DSP is also spiteful because he lost a couple grand.
 
Absolutely disgusting whats going on the stream. He is savescumming soo hard on this boss, he doesnt give a single fuck.

I hate when they put saving in old games, it just fukin ruins it. Accessibility? Learn to play noobs.
These old game mechanics where you got punished for failing are outdated and trash dood. Games without autosaves every 3 seconds are almost unplayable man. By the way, the king of retro agrees with me.
 
Absolutely disgusting whats going on the stream. He is savescumming soo hard on this boss, he doesnt give a single fuck.

I hate when they put saving in old games, it just fukin ruins it. Accessibility? Learn to play noobs.
At this point just have a TAS running and do impromptu Q&A as the video plays.

If this carries on for much longer, I'm expecting a mid third-phase save state.
Quite impressed that he hasn't accidentally saved on the way to the abyss yet.
 
I'm not sure what's worse: Phil's blatant save scumming, or his WACKY reactions for not giving a fuck about this last boss, and trying to be "funny". Level fucking one, indeed.

Quite impressed that he hasn't accidentally saved on the way to the abyss yet.

Now THAT would be funny. And would incidentally be more entertaining than Phil has been this entire stream.

So much PAHSITIVITY.
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