Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Abowaffen]

Hey Geno, I suggest you use different pictures of Null. There are more than those two you always use out there.

 

[A New Kiwi]

I just watched Part 63. I don't think anything Chris-related has ever made me laugh as hard as saying that Bob was half-Sonichu.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I just watched Part 63. I don't think anything Chris-related has ever made me laugh as hard as saying that Bob was half-Sonichu.

Bundychu is even funnier.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well, wether Geno actually trooned out or just ironically cross-dressed and wigged up for a giggle, you've all gotta agree he passes one FUCK of a lot better then Chris-Tran. Hell, he looks like my sister-in-law in that wig and makeup.

 

[Ophelia]

I think Geno used one of those feminizing aps.

Compare the second picture:

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

It was interesting to see what was happening around the time of the TMG meltdown.

Takeaways from episode 64:

- Chris would rather reinvent his whole persona around a c64 than (re?)learn how to program or play games on it.

- Chris was doing quite well with his eBay business, with a rating of 90+% despite the fickle nature of his fans and Chris's child-like trust that a single layer of bubble wrap and the word "fragile" are more powerful than physics.

- Chris claims to hasn't been jerkin the gerkin since 2011 despite "porn" taped above his bed. Perhaps he's focused on tribbin' and prostate milkin'.

- Hedgehog Defensive State is best countered by lavishing attention and making him feel like a special boy.

-Chris has learned to bathe before sleazing all over his fans at conventions but not before sleazing over teen troons (or whatever their santized name is).

-Two stars out of five on the cwc scale is "below mediocre", helping explain his weight loss in the jail-o-fail.

-Geno strongly foreshadows Chris's forthcoming incest and pedophilia charges as well as the heart attack which cut down Justin Silverman in his prime.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I appreciate this documentary a lot, but the last several episodes really reminded me of why I dropped out of the Chris scene for so long. Someone screaming incoherently and talking about schizo shit isn't entertaining when it's through Twitter, because that's like half of what Twitter is. Him being a turbo sperg was unique, but now it's par for the course. The world, as horrifying as it is, became so much like Chris that Chris is no longer interesting (although he does do interesting things from time to time).

Even when he's on video, he barely tries at all. He mostly just mumbles in a lazy falsetto about how he needs money. Some intrepid people tried to get him to produce classic content like having him sing an updated So Need A Cute Girl, but you couldn't even understand him because he couldn't be bothered to open his mouth enough for the words to escape it.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

- Chris would rather reinvent his whole persona around a c64 than (re?)learn how to program or play games on it.

Chris:

10 PRINT "I NEED A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL"
20 GOTO 10

Chris is now a C64 programmer!

- Chris was doing quite well with his eBay business, with a rating of 90+% despite the fickle nature of his fans and Chris's child-like trust that a single layer of bubble wrap and the word "fragile" are more powerful than physics.

If Chris lived in Japan, his packages would arrive in perfect condition.

Chris just expects a level of care that does not exist in most of the world, and doesn't understand that writing "fragile" on a package means nothing. Chris is not alone in thinking this, I've encountered many people who think writing "fragile" on a package will make the parcel company actually take care.

- Hedgehog Defensive State is best countered by lavishing attention and making him feel like a special boy.

I wonder if Mother of Autists was a boyfriend-free girl.

-Chris has learned to bathe before sleazing all over his fans at conventions but not before sleazing over teen troons (or whatever their santized name is).

I have no sympathy for the teen troons getting sleazed on. They didn't just touch the feces, they positively ROLLED in it. They should have at least given Chris a handy.

-Geno strongly foreshadows Chris's forthcoming incest and pedophilia charges as well as the heart attack which cut down Justin Silverman in his prime.

I kind of miss the foreshadowing from the episodes before July 2021. It hits different.

 

[TayandYou]

Some intrepid people tried to get him to produce classic content like having him sing an updated So Need A Cute Girl, but you couldn't even understand him because he couldn't be bothered to open his mouth enough for the words to escape it.

That was easily the worst version of So Need A Cute Girl he ever made.

 

[Heckler1]

I feel like the recent two episodes in particular show that Null is a pretty good dude. Like, he didn't need to step in like he did, but I think for the period of time where Chris listened to Josh, his life was better. It proves that Chris has always been a shit person, as he actively messed up everything Null tried to set up for him.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Well, wether Geno actually trooned out

I don’t think his 2/10 Japanese wife would allow it for obvious reasons

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I feel like the recent two episodes in particular show that Null is a pretty good dude. Like, he didn't need to step in like he did, but I think for the period of time where Chris listened to Josh, his life was better. It proves that Chris has always been a shit person, as he actively messed up everything Null tried to set up for him.

Null was the only friend (praetor, Copitz don't count) Chris has ever had/known. His last friend, Megan cut him off because Chris made shecameforcwc. Calling Null Judas is what I expect of Chris when he doesn't get his way. No wonder he doesn't have any friends - Chris is a shit person.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I feel like the recent two episodes in particular show that Null is a pretty good dude. Like, he didn't need to step in like he did, but I think for the period of time where Chris listened to Josh, his life was better. It proves that Chris has always been a shit person, as he actively messed up everything Null tried to set up for him.

Actively, if Chris would ever most of the time trust Null, then he would've been less worse than him actually ruins Null's offerings or advices. He was Chris's only trustable person, beside Megan, a former friend, the person who ended their friendship after shecameforcwc.png.
But no, everything Null set, Chris is really shit at keeping it stable and ruins everything. Even if he did listen or successfully keep it up, regardless, Chris is still a shit person.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Actively, if Chris would ever most of the time trust Null, then he would've been less worse than him actually ruins Null's offerings or advices. He was Chris's only trustable person, beside Megan, a former friend, the person who ended their friendship after shecameforcwc.png.
But no, everything Null set, Chris is really shit at keeping it stable and ruins everything. Even if he did listen or successfully keep it up, regardless, Chris is still a shit person.

Chris was an ingrate after Null and co sent him a care package, post fire. It's no secret that a friendship with Chris is one way: he wants to be the center of everything while his 'friends' have to be his yes men. Unfortunately, those 'friends' are the ones taking advantage of him. Null was the only one who looked after Chris' best interest, more so than any of his friends and damned more so than Chris' parents.

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

I kind of miss the foreshadowing from the episodes before July 2021. It hits different.

True, it's like Dude! Spoilers!

 

[Pointless Sperg]

True, it's like Dude! Spoilers!

I really wish I knew someone who hasn't heard the BIG spoiler that I could sit down with and watch the whole thing (when it catches up). It'd be like Game of Thrones and not knowing about the Red Wedding.

 

[Ophelia]

I really wish I knew someone who hasn't heard the BIG spoiler that I could sit down with and watch the whole thing (when it catches up). It'd be like Game of Thrones and not knowing about the Red Wedding.

I told someone who has just started that Chris “attacked” his mom. Fingers crossed no one spoils it.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I told someone who has just started that Chris “attacked” his mom. Fingers crossed no one spoils it.

He'll get to the part where he fake-punches Barb and go "Well that wasn't that bad!"

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I feel like the recent two episodes in particular show that Null is a pretty good dude. Like, he didn't need to step in like he did, but I think for the period of time where Chris listened to Josh, his life was better. It proves that Chris has always been a shit person, as he actively messed up everything Null tried to set up for him.

I am pretty sure anyone who has helped Chris has completely regretted either because Chris doxxed them on accident, or they learn that Chris is going to do what he wants to do regardless. Every care package, donation, e-mail screening, etc all for nothing.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I appreciate this documentary a lot, but the last several episodes really reminded me of why I dropped out of the Chris scene for so long. Someone screaming incoherently and talking about schizo shit isn't entertaining when it's through Twitter, because that's like half of what Twitter is. Him being a turbo sperg was unique, but now it's par for the course. The world, as horrifying as it is, became so much like Chris that Chris is no longer interesting (although he does do interesting things from time to time).

Even when he's on video, he barely tries at all. He mostly just mumbles in a lazy falsetto about how he needs money. Some intrepid people tried to get him to produce classic content like having him sing an updated So Need A Cute Girl, but you couldn't even understand him because he couldn't be bothered to open his mouth enough for the words to escape it.

Plus 1. It really went down hill fast after Bob deteriorated and died. He was the expired, half empty tube of glue that held Chris together.