Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Cockadoodle85]

I feel like the recent two episodes in particular show that Null is a pretty good dude. Like, he didn't need to step in like he did, but I think for the period of time where Chris listened to Josh, his life was better. It proves that Chris has always been a shit person, as he actively messed up everything Null tried to set up for him.

everyone who coddled and financed CwC is a retard and null is the most retarded of them all


nigga gon be back sucking chris bent duck as soon as the trannychu is out of the clanker just watch

 

[PsychoNerd054]

everyone who coddled and financed CwC is a retard and null is the most retarded of them all


nigga gon be back sucking chris bent duck as soon as the trannychu is out of the clanker just watch

Geez, I've lost count of the number of times you've bitched about and A-logged Chris Chan enablers.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Geez, I've lost count of the number of times you've bitched about and A-logged Chris Chan enablers.

Cant feel sympathy for retards who finance the king retard

 

[The Un-Clit]

Cant feel sympathy for retards who finance the king retard

So who's sock are you, anyway?

'cos you're totally a sock.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Cant feel sympathy for retards who finance the king retard

we should all work together as a team to stop this!!

 

[Uncle Meat]

I really hope doctors find a cure for this kind of adversarial autism.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

we should all work together as a team to stop this!!

It's been attempted at least three times (CWCProtect Squad, Guard Dogs, and Watchmen), and it didn't work out.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Chris:

10 PRINT "I NEED A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL"
20 GOTO 10

Chris is now a C64 programmer!



If Chris lived in Japan, his packages would arrive in perfect condition.

Chris just expects a level of care that does not exist in most of the world, and doesn't understand that writing "fragile" on a package means nothing. Chris is not alone in thinking this, I've encountered many people who think writing "fragile" on a package will make the parcel company actually take care.



I wonder if Mother of Autists was a boyfriend-free girl.



I have no sympathy for the teen troons getting sleazed on. They didn't just touch the feces, they positively ROLLED in it. They should have at least given Chris a handy.



I kind of miss the foreshadowing from the episodes before July 2021. It hits different.

Weren’t the Troon Squad found to be unreliable narrators? I thought it came out that they made up a bunch of shit to deflect from the unwanted attention they were getting. Then it came out they were mostly pissed because Chris wasn’t buying beer for them.

Even if they were telling the truth, I agree with you: play silly games…etc., etc.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It's been attempted at least three times (CWCProtect Squad, Guard Dogs, and Watchmen), and it didn't work out.

TWAJS

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Weren’t the Troon Squad found to be unreliable narrators? I thought it came out that they made up a bunch of shit to deflect from the unwanted attention they were getting. Then it came out they were mostly pissed because Chris wasn’t buying beer for them.

Even if they were telling the truth, I agree with you: play silly games…etc., etc.

If they really wanted Chris to buy them beer, they should have compensated him for it. If they'd just let him into their chinas, I'm sure Chris would have gone to get them beer. It's only fair, those 12-packs of beer weigh about 50 pounds.

 

[papaya]

Why is Geno wearing(or photoshopped) a bad wig in his PFP now? Don't tell me he trooned out too, is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[A New Kiwi]

Why is Geno wearing(or photoshopped) a bad wig in his PFP now? Don't tell me he trooned out too, is nothing sacred anymore?

He's not trans, it's an inside joke with a fan. He ran a contest where the winner could ask him to do whatever they wanted, and the winner requested for shits and giggles that he used a shooped female avatar of himself for a month.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He's not trans, it's an inside joke with a fan. He ran a contest where the winner could ask him to do whatever they wanted, and the winner requested for shits and giggles that he used a shooped female avatar of himself for a month.

Eh Geno's pretty cool, and ngl he looks decent in his shooped troon pics. I'd use his preferred pronouns at least.

 

[The Line]

He's not trans, it's an inside joke with a fan. He ran a contest where the winner could ask him to do whatever they wanted, and the winner requested for shits and giggles that he used a shooped female avatar of himself for a month.

Phew. Was worried I'd have to listen to troon falsetto for the next 50+ hours of the doc.

 

[SamuellyGenie]

He's not trans, it's an inside joke with a fan. He ran a contest where the winner could ask him to do whatever they wanted, and the winner requested for shits and giggles that he used a shooped female avatar of himself for a month.

Where'd you get that story?

 

[Jack Awful]

Where'd you get that story?

Damn, I can't believe Geno Gena was trans this whole time!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Where'd you get that story?

Damn, I can't believe Geno Gena was trans this whole time!

Honestly though, the amount of sped speculation has been pretty entertaining, entirely regardless of why.

Gr8 b8 m8, 8/8.

 

[papaya]

At this point literally nobody can declare themselves trans and have it be distinguishable from a joke. Donald Trump could declare himself the first female president of the United States and the public wouldn't bat an eye

 

[The Un-Clit]

Where'd you get that story?

Dat bussy for rent, boi?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

At this point literally nobody can declare themselves trans and have it be distinguishable from a joke. Donald Trump could declare himself the first female president of the United States and the public wouldn't bat an eye

Clinton was often called the "First Black President".