Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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taintmisbehavin said:
And then with Catherine his solution to her not hugging him was just to fall face first into her tits. I think he not only got worse with women, but as with everything else in his life, he knows there is a boundary but he thinks it does not apply to him.

Just look at how he basically said all the people he kissed against their will at Too Many Games should have been delighted to receive such treatment from a celebrity.
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Thanks to Chris' parents who instilled that sense of entitlement to him. I've said this before, but if Chris was in any level of actual power, he'd be Weinstein or Cosby.
 
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I guess we are all just horny for Geno. I just watched parts 60 through 64, and I've just gotta say on part 62, Geno I understand your reasoning was to show that Chris wasn't enjoying this and was forced, but the line, "Her penis remains limp through out," just amazing material. Also, I would've bought shecameforcwc just for the hell of it lol. The e begging got really got bad, and Bryan Shickley had a valid point. I like how Chris has about 3 cards he can play now, the autistic card, the trans card, and the woman card. The begging and whining really kills me. I like how Chris is always the victim but lashes out on twitter calling people a douche whore and worse. His patreons were paying him for doing nothing, and he believes he is entitled to it. He had a thriving ebay business selling LITERAL TRASH, and has a lot more than others plus money being given to him but its never good enough. DSP must've learned from the best huh? Hedgehog defensive position is just wanting someone to tell him he's special and coddle him and not wanting to face the consequences. Jesus. I haven't gotten to the messiah complex when all that happened yet. I left Chris at the end of the classic era only to come back to find him more bent than his duck.
 
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billywitchdoctor.com said:
I guess we are all just horny for Geno. I just watched parts 60 through 64, and I've just gotta say on part 62, Geno I understand your reasoning was to show that Chris wasn't enjoying this and was forced, but the line, "Her penis remains limp through out," just amazing material. Also, I would've bought shecameforcwc just for the hell of it lol. The e begging got really got bad, and Bryan Shickley had a valid point. I like how Chris has about 3 cards he can play now, the autistic card, the trans card, and the woman card. The begging and whining really kills me. I like how Chris is always the victim but lashes out on twitter calling people a douche whore and worse. His patreons were paying him for doing nothing, and he believes he is entitled to it. He had a thriving ebay business selling LITERAL TRASH, and has a lot more than others plus money being given to him but its never good enough. DSP must've learned from the best huh? Hedgehog defensive position is just wanting someone to tell him he's special and coddle him and not wanting to face the consequences. Jesus. I haven't gotten to the messiah complex when all that happened yet. I left Chris at the end of the classic era only to come back to find him more bent than his duck.
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Honestly my eyes are kinda glazed over until he reaches the Modern Chris Chan era and shit hits the fan. It's gonna be glorious.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
He’s done this exact thing before and this thread sperged out in exactly the same way, it’s amazing how retarded people are when they want to believe something.
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In their defense: we've seen a lot of young men wanting to look like post-wall women in the repulsive tranny thread.
billywitchdoctor.com said:
I guess we are all just horny for Geno. I just watched parts 60 through 64, and I've just gotta say on part 62, Geno I understand your reasoning was to show that Chris wasn't enjoying this and was forced, but the line, "Her penis remains limp through out," just amazing material. Also, I would've bought shecameforcwc just for the hell of it lol. The e begging got really got bad, and Bryan Shickley had a valid point. I like how Chris has about 3 cards he can play now, the autistic card, the trans card, and the woman card. The begging and whining really kills me. I like how Chris is always the victim but lashes out on twitter calling people a douche whore and worse. His patreons were paying him for doing nothing, and he believes he is entitled to it. He had a thriving ebay business selling LITERAL TRASH, and has a lot more than others plus money being given to him but its never good enough. DSP must've learned from the best huh? Hedgehog defensive position is just wanting someone to tell him he's special and coddle him and not wanting to face the consequences. Jesus. I haven't gotten to the messiah complex when all that happened yet. I left Chris at the end of the classic era only to come back to find him more bent than his duck.
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He reminds me of GG Allin's brother Merle who peddles DVDs, CDs, vinyl records, cassettes, band merch, his literal shit paintings and everything he ever owned (like Charles Manson's letters or autographed 80's porn star photos) IN ALL CAPS on Fakebook. At least he's honest about his drug habit.

"Christine" would've been more entertaining in a timeline without a troon fad. "Her penis remains limp through out." sounds weirdly normal. Fuck this shit...
 
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Double posting I know but holy fuck:

I, like I foresaw, felt very frustrated and upset. So, I showed her what I recovered and told her how I felt. AND, with her watching, I yelled at a body pillow pretending it was her. I pretended I had my iconic shirt in hand and I slapped, punched, and even humped, then tossed the pillow towards the head of my bed.
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That is some insanely dark shit.
Sorry for live reacting. I can be a faggot sometimes
 
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Damn. And here I was thinking I would never have to hear that Baltic monotone say "Doopy Do-Over" or "Jenkins Jinkies" again. Well, just the first but I cant stand how either of those names sound lol.

Great work as always Geno.

But it was very painful to watch CWC not only destroy a new pair of perfectly good shoes with spray paint, but to do so on the carpet without even putting something down to protect the floor. Something about that video in particular bothers me more than the more insane and outlandish crap.
 
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troon patrol said:
New episode.
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Uncanny
 
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troon patrol said:
New episode.
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I've said it before, but seriously: Fuck the idea guys. Fuck them to the point of bleeding with the long hard knobby AIDS-infected dry black cock of karma.

That said, some hints to the eventual 'motherfucking' in here when Chris reveals that he not only slapped around but 'humped' a body pillow as an effigy of Barb to 'punish' her is revealed. Fucking creeptastic. Good job, Geno.
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
But it was very painful to watch CWC not only destroy a new pair of perfectly good shoes with spray paint, but to do so on the carpet without even putting something down to protect the floor. Something about that video in particular bothers me more than the more insane and outlandish crap.
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It's not like they don't have newspapers (that they put down for the dogs to shit on). It would have taken Chris all of two seconds to put one down.

Although spraypainting inside at all (except in a ventilated workshop) is retarded to begin with.
 
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