Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Was musing while watching part 65 that this is really the point where Chris feels like a genuine schizo rather than just an autist prone to fantasizing.

Another 30+ videos until the "event"

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Watching Chris spray paint indoors really had me cringe. No open windows, no filtration, no respiratory equipment and putting it all over his carpet. Their lungs must have been burning like a California wild fire by the time he was done.

 

[Boner Pill]

Watching Chris spray paint indoors really had me cringe. No open windows, no filtration, no respiratory equipment and putting it all over his carpet. Their lungs must have been burning like a California wild fire by the time he was done.

That whole part was especially fucked up. I shouldn't be surprised by the level of his disregard for the state of his family home given the person we're talking about, but the way he scolded Barb 'don't worry about the carpet!' or whatever really struck me.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hey, at least we got that annoyed, nasal squeak of 'damn it!' out of it when he fucked up spraying black detail onto his beloved Sonichu sneakers.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Watching Chris spray paint indoors really had me cringe. No open windows, no filtration, no respiratory equipment and putting it all over his carpet. Their lungs must have been burning like a California wild fire by the time he was done.

At least neither of them would notice any brain damage they got from huffing the fumes.

 

[Peggy Olson]

I wonder if Geno has holey buttocks

 

[Klokateer636]

Hey, at least we got that annoyed, nasal squeak of 'damn it!' out of it when he fucked up spraying black detail onto his beloved Sonichu sneakers.

I laughed so hard at that.

You can tell he was clearly concentrating very hard on getting it juuuuust right...

And then it fucking sprays this massive patch.

"Damn it!"

It was just so comedic.

 

[giga melt]

It's pretty haunting knowing what we know now to look back and see how horribly he talks to and treats Barb. I don't even like Barb. But to see the comic of him having Chrischu (the "mother") fist Sonichu (the "son") (at least I think those were the characters lolol it's so hard to tell) and discipline him juxtaposed next to the bit about him saying he pretended his mom was a pillow and beat and kicked (and even humped) to "punish her" after we found out about the rape/abuse is.... I felt deeply uncomfortable by it all this episode.

The idea his elderly mother fell on wet grass and hurt herself enough to bleed and have soreness in her back enough to need to lie down and all he has to say was "but you made dinner right"... damn. I hate getting MATI but here I am.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

New episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM

I don't know why I only thought of this when watching the above, but... basically, Chris is Brak. Listen to anything he says then imagine Brak saying it (with the same vocal inflections and such), and it works.

 

[Jack Awful]

I laughed so hard at that.

You can tell he was clearly concentrating very hard on getting it juuuuust right...

And then it fucking sprays this massive patch.

"Damn it!"

It was just so comedic.

It's also telling that he's spray painting not only all over his carpet since he didn't put anything down to protect it, but in such a tight and poorly ventilated area. Not surprising, but it shows how little Chris cares about his property and health.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's also telling that he's spray painting not only all over his carpet since he didn't put anything down to protect it, but in such a tight and poorly ventilated area. Not surprising, but it shows how little Chris cares about his property and health.

It's no surprise Chris takes things for granted. All he sees of 14 BLC is a place to eat, sleep and piss on the corner. That place has to have mold set in from the holes he punched in the wall. 14 BLC is subject to another fire just by looking at Chris' work room from GamerFromMars. Chris is still convinced that tea from McDonald's is 'healthy' He's unaware that he would have a heart attack 5 years down the line. It's interesting that Chris should've have used the Dream Studio to paint his shoes, but you know...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Also, does he think to maybe use masking tape or similar to keep stray spray off of where it's not wanted on the sneakers?

No, a roll of tape means one less MLP toy he can buy that week, and besides sticking tape on something is just soooooooo much effort.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Liar

 

[giga melt]

Also, does he think to maybe use masking tape or similar to keep stray spray off of where it's not wanted on the sneakers?

No, a roll of tape means one less MLP toy he can buy that week, and besides sticking tape on something is just soooooooo much effort.

He had tape to cover it originally but was too impatient to let one color dry before taping over the yellow to spray the black onto it. So he's cheap and lazy, nobody is surprised.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Geno reading through all Chris' comics that were influenced by the Idea Guys made for pretty monotomous watching. At that point in time all of his comics were so far removed from sanity that they literally made little to no sense at all.

 

[Muu]

Amazing how sneaky Barb is even in her old age, having a conservation with Chris in the sneaker video like normal. Then turn into a vegetable for when she knew the camera was on her.

Also, I never heard barb call Chris baby before in that video. I wish I didn't.

 

[Spergichu]

Chris yelling at Barb telling her not to donate his body pillows was great.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I've said it before, but seriously: Fuck the idea guys. Fuck them to the point of bleeding with the long hard knobby AIDS-infected dry black cock of karma.

That said, some hints to the eventual 'motherfucking' in here when Chris reveals that he not only slapped around but 'humped' a body pillow as an effigy of Barb to 'punish' her is revealed. Fucking creeptastic. Good job, Geno.

Idea Guys are directly responsible for Chris raping his mother, and should be in prison with, of not in place of, Chris himself.

 

[lizard king]

Hey, at least we got that annoyed, nasal squeak of 'damn it!' out of it when he fucked up spraying black detail onto his beloved Sonichu sneakers.

I had a huge smile waiting for him to fix the black part and fucking up because the nozzle was super close lmao

 

[Ophelia]

Idea Guys are directly responsible for Chris raping his mother, and should be in prison with, of not in place of, Chris himself.

Who performed the actual action?