Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[mudwogg]

He hasn't given a specific reason I think, apparently it was because someone dared him? Otherwise it's just something he's done to mess with people's head a little bit, you know a little joke, that's all.

I see, thanks! I just checked a post a few pages back. I haven't followed any Chris-related stuff for nearly more than a month.

 

[AskeDead]

I'M WALKIN
LOOK AT ME I'M WALKIN

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just noticed Geno's recent Youtube avatar. What's the story behind it?

Tomgirl in training

 

[Vamp Soulja]

I really do appreciate Geno's thoroughness in his work. I had never seen the video where Chris "customizes" his shoes lol. I was kind of amazed how the exchange between him and Barb sounded almost normal at times. I guess I'm just not used to hearing Chris talk about things other than the merge lately.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Wow, I had never seen the shoe painting video. Holy fuck that was painful. I showed it to a family member who does hobbies involving spraypainting, knowing it would be a treat for them.

You have to love how he holds the fucking can point-blank from the shoe, pouring enormous amounts of paint until rivers of it are dripping all over. Anyone who wasn't completely retarded would have used a brush to apply it. I think my favorite part is when he pulls the baby wipes out and just starts smearing paint all over.

 

[John Furrman]

Tomgirl in training

Gina Samantha (she/her/they)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wow, I had never seen the shoe painting video. Holy fuck that was painful. I showed it to a family member who does hobbies involving spraypainting, knowing it would be a treat for them.

You have to love how he holds the fucking can point-blank from the shoe, pouring enormous amounts of paint until rivers of it are dripping all over. Anyone who wasn't completely retarded would have used a brush to apply it. I think my favorite part is when he pulls the baby wipes out and just starts smearing paint all over.

He's such a moron. He could have paid to have those cheap sneakers hydro dipped.

 

[Lone Star]

Wow, I had never seen the shoe painting video. Holy fuck that was painful. I showed it to a family member who does hobbies involving spraypainting, knowing it would be a treat for them.

You have to love how he holds the fucking can point-blank from the shoe, pouring enormous amounts of paint until rivers of it are dripping all over. Anyone who wasn't completely retarded would have used a brush to apply it. I think my favorite part is when he pulls the baby wipes out and just starts smearing paint all over.

It really shouldn't baffle me, yet it still baffles me how Chris literally can't do anything right outside of video games. He can't draw, sing, dance, do any sort of real work, paint, do pushups, do weight lifting, talk normally, shower/bathe, roll his Rs like a human being, and a bunch of other stuff I'm sure I'm forgetting off the tip of my head. Like I know he's an autistic dipshit, but God damn can he really just not perform the simplest of tasks.

Really makes me wonder how he got his driver's license.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

My husband watched this episode with me (he doesn't like the emotional abuse Chris has gone through, which I find valid if he doesn't wanna listen to troll calls) and Awakening of a CPU was so wild to him.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris literally can't do anything right outside of video games.

He’s not particularly good at those either, judging by the streams he tried to do.

He can't draw, sing, dance, do any sort of real work, paint, do pushups, do weight lifting, talk normally, shower/bathe, roll his Rs like a human being, and a bunch of other stuff I'm sure I'm forgetting off the tip of my head.

He could sort glass and scrub toilets.

Really makes me wonder how he got his driver's license.

Just think of all the people like him who have one. It’s not difficult in the US.

 

[Cr1tiko]

I just noticed Geno's recent Youtube avatar. What's the story behind it?

Geno is slowly turning into CWC

 

[ScaliasGhost]

Really mak

In the state I grew up in the DMV contracted with private providers to do driver's ed and perform driver's tests. You could do it through DMV for free, or one of these private places if you wanted to pay. The private places were closer and more easily available than DMV in a lot of places and since you paid them they basically passed everyone. Something similar may be the case for Chris.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

One thing I noticed about this shoe coloring video is Chris and Barb talking, where Chris immediately brings up Barb's face bruise, then quickly follows up because she fell in the wet grass, while hauling bags of garbage outside, while Chris babbled around in his room.

Looking at other Chris videos where he acts annoyed with Barb, or just insults her when she doesn't "say the lines" right, and is filled with Chris just not having any time for Barb. I wonder if that bruise really came from "falling because of wet grass".

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Really makes me wonder how he got his driver's license.

I know an absolute honest to God retard who only ever babbles on about Sesame Street and Mister Rogers. *He* has a license. I'm not at all surprised Chris got one.

 

[Chazzed Up]

One thing I noticed about this shoe coloring video is Chris and Barb talking, where Chris immediately brings up Barb's face bruise, then quickly follows up because she fell in the wet grass, while hauling bags of garbage outside, while Chris babbled around in his room.

Looking at other Chris videos where he acts annoyed with Barb, or just insults her when he doesn't "say the lines" right, and is filled with Chris just not having any time for Barb. I wonder if that bruise really came from "falling because of wet grass".

Yeah that exchange was weird, it came off like reciting a scripted alibi. But at the same time it could be true and Chris is just terrible at not acting suspicious even when he didn't actually cause the problem. It would be tough to get a face bruise from falling on grass though unless her face hit an object.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It really shouldn't baffle me, yet it still baffles me how Chris literally can't do anything right outside of video games. He can't draw, sing, dance, do any sort of real work, paint, do pushups, do weight lifting, talk normally, shower/bathe, roll his Rs like a human being, and a bunch of other stuff I'm sure I'm forgetting off the tip of my head. Like I know he's an autistic dipshit, but God damn can he really just not perform the simplest of tasks.

Really makes me wonder how he got his driver's license.

Even other autistics have it better than Chris; some work for Microsoft ffs. If it weren't for Chris' parents failures at raising him, Chris would be working for a company like Microsoft or any company that has a disability inclusion program, but Chris shot himself in the foot by being an obnoxious pervert who didn't want to learn or improve.

 

[RunRufusRun]

Seems like in rural areas anyone can get a DL.

Got a neighbor,can't read or write. Has no clue the difference between a 5 dollar bill and a 20. But has a DL. And the rest of his family is dumber than him.

Thankfully he isn't like Chris. He just sits at home all day playing video games and watching wrestling.

But yea it is easy as hell to get a DL in rural areas.

Hell I grew up in a fairly large town and my DL test was 3 right turns then parking.

 

[Ophelia]

It would be tough to get a face bruise from falling on grass though unless her face hit an object.

Older people bruise easier. But why are they talking about in the first place?

Got a neighbor,can't read or write. Has no clue the difference between a 5 dollar bill and a 20. But has a DL.

He didn’t have to take a written test? Dang. Well, good for him, I guess.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

But why are they talking about in the first place?

It's Chris and Barb. They can't stop talking about every detail because they're narcs.

 

[Ophelia]

It's Chris and Barb. They can't stop talking about every detail because they're narcs.

What am I saying. This is the idiot who told someone he was fucking his mother.