Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Kramer on the phone said:
i thought he stopped the doc when the arrest happened? he's been on fumes since the gender switch in the intro, plus its obvious he's been milking the fame, most of the episodes post gender switch are just him reading facebook posts verbatim and trying to put a theme around them.
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Well, if it's meant to be a complete documentary then you can't skip the boring parts either. I don't even remember what Chris was doing up until the GoFundMe and the Bella stuff.
 
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One thing I like about Geno he does not want the doc we realised during the big events around current Chris (the merge and now the pending trail)
Ammyterasu said:
Does he still live in Japan? I read that they got hit hard by another Covid wave.
Or maybe he got monkeypoxxed
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He got attacked by the angry monkey and needs bedrest.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
i thought he stopped the doc when the arrest happened? he's been on fumes since the gender switch in the intro, plus its obvious he's been milking the fame, most of the episodes post gender switch are just him reading facebook posts verbatim and trying to put a theme around them.
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No, he's put out several episodes since the arrest happened. One just...was it last week or 2 weeks ago? Recent, anyway.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
most of the episodes post gender switch are just him reading facebook posts verbatim and trying to put a theme around them.
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Because that's literally what chistory devolved into, idiot. He slowly began to stop broadcasting his life and he retreated closer into inner circles of weens/whiteknights who occasionally drip fed info. The Idea Guys were the last real happening, and that's because they were desperate to be famous trolls.

At this point, there isnt much to the doc other than social media posts and the occasional outing. That's not laziness, that's just what's left to work with in the source.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Still a far cry from "stopped the doc when the arrest happened" as you stated, however.
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He literally did though, you can do look up his stream the day it happened and said "I'm going to stop making the documentary for the foreseeable future because this is fucked".

And then proceeded to do literally that

="stopped the doc when the arrest happened"
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Because that's literally what chistory devolved into, idiot. He slowly began to stop broadcasting his life and he retreated closer into inner circles of weens/whiteknights who occasionally drip fed info. The Idea Guys were the last real happening, and that's because they were desperate to be famous trolls.

At this point, there isnt much to the doc other than social media posts and the occasional outing. That's not laziness, that's just what's left to work with in the source.
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So, what's the point of spending 40 minutes mentioning every single thing that in hindsight meant absolutely nothing? I get listing all those slips that hinted into him doing it to Barb or him being manipulated by Idea Guys, but otherwise. news flash - no one gives a shit about what Chris thinks about anything unless it leads to funny spergouts, like new generation of ponyshit, or has some long lasting consequences, like him defending incest from an article and promising to never do it. If you think about it, without trolls Chris wasn't nearly that remarkable. I mean, yeah, he had a webcomic, some funny songs about being a virgin and Lovequest, but that's it. People like to quote him saying "trolls are nothing without me", but at the same time he is even less than nothing without years of trolling, albeit dor all the wrong reasons(I am not counting other spergs who are still feeling sorry for him and justify anything he did, because "he was bullied", fuck those guys). Otherwise listing every little thing this sperg ever did is a case of autism way more severe than Chris himself has.
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Because that's literally what chistory devolved into, idiot. He slowly began to stop broadcasting his life and he retreated closer into inner circles of weens/whiteknights who occasionally drip fed info. The Idea Guys were the last real happening, and that's because they were desperate to be famous trolls.

At this point, there isnt much to the doc other than social media posts and the occasional outing. That's not laziness, that's just what's left to work with in the source.
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how dare he stay in the lines. I demand he spice it up so the thorough retelling of a fat autist’s life is exciting. When is Obama gonna show up and ask Chris and him to put aside their differences so Chris can invade Afghanistan to find Bin Laden? How come Chris hasn’t become a bank robber yet?

Come on Geno get back to work on what really matters: my entertainment.
 
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