Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Rogowski said:
Here’s his email, send an invite with a link to the thread I’m sure he’ll oblige:
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He’s apparently threatening the admin of r/LetsTalkBam now:
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And for shits and giggles here’s some photos from his YouTube:
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(Nothing gets people more turned on then half nude selfies with the roll of shit paper in the shot)
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ETA - more of his insane ramblings because he’s prone to deleting content
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Holy shit, if he dosen't accept an invite to talk here as a Bam orbiter, I think he should be investigated for having a thread on his own with the crazy shit he talks online.

I can only imagine the volume of milk that could be uncovered with not a whole lot of effort, and then you KNOW he will respond Russell Greer style to having a thread too; bumbling request/demand of n00l to delete his thread followed by threats to call the cyberpolice and consequences will never be the same, maybe a sad attempt to engage his thread and when he's driven away in laughter, and finally the legal threats. Sounds good to me!
 
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Rogowski said:
Here’s his email, send an invite with a link to the thread I’m sure he’ll oblige:
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He’s apparently threatening the admin of r/LetsTalkBam now:
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And for shits and giggles here’s some photos from his YouTube:
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(Nothing gets people more turned on then half nude selfies with the roll of shit paper in the shot)
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ETA - more of his insane ramblings because he’s prone to deleting content
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I did not expect a genderspecial to get involved in this shit.
 
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Just when I thought that the Bam situation couldn't get even more retarded, there comes a black dude wearing blue eyeshadow with his gut hanging out taking bathroom selfies. I mean. even if I HAD to come up to something crazy to add to the Bam saga, I sure wouldn't come up with this.

Real life and fiction etc etc.
 
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DrainRedRain said:
Just when I thought that the Bam situation couldn't get even more retarded, there comes a black dude wearing blue eyeshadow with his gut hanging out taking bathroom selfies. I mean. even if I HAD to come up to something crazy to add to the Bam saga, I sure wouldn't come up with this.

Real life and fiction etc etc.
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At this point it's become a cow rule that either they must troon out, or they must get involved with some drama involving a troon.
 
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Bam had two choices in the mid oughts

1) Accept that Jenn Rivell, who may have been older, but regardless of that, was the best relationship he ever had. Beyond his worldwide fame, Jenn was in charge of the local fame, making sure he’s recognized in nightlife public, and overall kept him on a “tough love” leash. Nicki, on the other hand, is complete toxic, and spawned an ugly baby with him as collateral to keep Bam in her life.

2) Avoid the fuck out of Jessica Simpson that night in 2006. Jessica Simpson is currently more washed up than Spears, who at least appears in media still. Bam tarnished everything with Jenn Rivell and without her inside-local-fame-connection, this is where Bam began recruiting “Yes Men” to make him look cool.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Avoid the fuck out of Jessica Simpson that night in 2006
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I don't blame him for nailing 2006 Jessica Simpson

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Rumply4Skyn said:
I don't blame him for nailing 2006 Jessica Simpson

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In theory I don’t either but it’s impossible to deny that this was his first huge mistake in Hollywood. Losing Jenn was losing his tether to reality.
I am Jack's dead arm said:
Yeah, it's pretty much a non-story.
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It’s hilariously transparent when these stories come out that try to shame Nikki and make Bam out to be a victim. Bam very obviously has someone from TMZ on speed dial and he uses it every time he wants to try to control the narrative.
CowPox said:
When will bam be flat broke?
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According to someone in the Bam subreddit he told the cops when he was arrested at the hotel that he received 15mil from the settlement and he’s not in control of his money so he should be fine.

ETA - it’s body cam footage from the arrest when he allegedly fought a hooker, somewhere on the body footage he claimed to have gotten 15mil in the settlement but I’m not watching the livestream thesecretwitness made when she raped the raw footage of his arrest.
 
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Footage of Bam getting wasted 2 weeks ago was just posted by TMZ.

Unfortunately can't figure out how to download video from TMZ but generally Harvey Levin's gossip rag keeps their content up. Bam is partying with true Florida Men degenerates and at the end is passed out on a bed.

Hopefully another year in rehab will get Bam's on the straight and narrow... "good luck with that one."

Bonus: Thanks /tv/ Anon I never saw this Bam doodle till now so I don't think it was posted in this thread.
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Cardenio said:
Footage of Bam getting wasted 2 weeks ago was just posted by TMZ.

Unfortunately can't figure out how to download video from TMZ but generally Harvey Levin's gossip rag keeps their content up. Bam is partying with true Florida Men degenerates and at the end is passed out on a bed.

Hopefully another year in rehab will get Bam's on the straight and narrow... "good luck with that one."

Bonus: Thanks /tv/ Anon I never saw this Bam doodle till now so I don't think it was posted in this thread.
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"we're told he met up with some folks at a sports bar Saturday in Pompano Beach and had a couple alcoholic drinks"

Poor Bam, he is really trying so hard for his wife and kid 🙄
 
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"we're told he met up with some folks at a sports bar Saturday in Pompano Beach and had a couple alcoholic drinks"

Poor Bam, he is really trying so hard for his wife and kid 🙄
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Oh no it's not bam that caused bam to drink. It's that damn Johnny Knoxville and Jeff that made him drink clearly. It's all their fault that he will lose his kids. Can't be him at all.
 
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Pringles Can said:
Oh no it's not bam that caused bam to drink. It's that damn Johnny Knoxville and Jeff that made him drink clearly. It's all their fault that he will lose his kids. Can't be him at all.
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Hey now, you’d drink like a fish too if you got raped and golden showered by a movie producer don’t be too hard on him.

I know I’m hard on the guy in this thread, but this particular scene makes me feel dirty just watching it.
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Gummo meets Deliverance
 
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"we're told he met up with some folks at a sports bar Saturday in Pompano Beach and had a couple alcoholic drinks"

Poor Bam, he is really trying so hard for his wife and kid 🙄
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What a mess. Genuinely speaking it’s hard to feel any sympathy for him because at this point, it just seems he doesn’t care anymore.
 
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