DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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For years now phil has insisted on the two stream per day schedule where he has a 4/5 or something hour day stream and a two hour night stream. And he has always had “trouble” with support during the night stream. Put in quotes because it’s only feigned distress because of the tips he received during the first stream and the extremely high tips goal. Anyway I wonder when he will consider changing his schedule, something like moving to one stream per day for one hour longer, and perhaps some days moving the stream start and end times later, instead of doing more work for less support.
 
Phil homeless saga when?

My God this has taken so long... He should've hit rock bottom decades ago...

Maybe then he would have had the chance to turn his life around.

Now he is all old and bitter.

GG Phil. Got played by the paypigs
 
For years now phil has insisted on the two stream per day schedule where he has a 4/5 or something hour day stream and a two hour night stream. And he has always had “trouble” with support during the night stream. Put in quotes because it’s only feigned distress because of the tips he received during the first stream and the extremely high tips goal. Anyway I wonder when he will consider changing his schedule, something like moving to one stream per day for one hour longer, and perhaps some days moving the stream start and end times later, instead of doing more work for less support.
No matter what you think about the night stream it's still one of the best scams he runs on the dents.

It's perfect for him minimal effort and most of the time he can squeeze a decent $per hour on it. It also doubles as a begging platform to remind his most loyal whales that they are slacking and need to play catch up on his tips goal.

He has no reason to ever stop the night stream. Sure he tells us he wants to spend more time with his soulmare but she's not as important as the Tard bucks he can guilt people out of.
 
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Christ phil, even early man knew to use fire for cooking
Phil is on a lower level of development than even the earliest Australopithecus. Remember when he D'VOURed Filipino food and he couldn't figure out how to eat a chicken drumstick? Even our earliest ancestors understood the mechanics of eating chicken off the bone.

The reason why he didn't beg much today or on Tuesday is because now everyone knows about the 50K. He would look awful if he started begging for tips Right away. Give it a couple stream and the begging will be insane
Phil has already proven many times that he has zero shame left when it comes to begging. Like when he got the $1k tip from JaxxCuxxor he still begged the next day, or when he gets $300 on the day stream he still begs on the night stream if it's "slow." When he got called out on it he just made a stupid food or convenience store analogy. Phil could win 10 million dollars tomorrow and he'd still turn on the day stream and beg like a gypsy at the train station.
 
He has no reason to ever stop the night stream.
I like how he uses his schedule to say he is too busy too do anything when a good chunk of his ''pordchaaaasst'' is him talking about his schedule

Because his schedule and what he ate for lunch are the only topics he really talks about outside of begging, dah tolls/twitch and bills he doesnt pay like tax ruining his life and ''mixed bag'' game reviews.

He cant talk about his real interests of gin tweeting, buying useless crap like a cat water fountain and playing WWEChampions because that fucks with his begging narrative
 
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Phil homeless saga when?

My God this has taken so long... He should've hit rock bottom decades ago...

Maybe then he would have had the chance to turn his life around.

Now he is all old and bitter.

GG Phil. Got played by the paypigs
Do you not know how this works? It'll be slow for like 2 weeks, then some random dude will start whaling on Phil for a while, and the cycle will continue.
 
This is the face of a streamer who begged and couldn't even get to Tier 1 of his tips goal. Hey Phil, great idea renaming that podcast of yours when you couldn't even GET to level 1.

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First sub $9k month since the start of tracking, $792 down compared to 06/2021, down $20,722 compared to last year.
 
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