Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Hambubger said:
Ralph has AIDS?
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No. He doesn't. AIDS is not enough for him. He has SUPER-AIDS.
PyrrhicRustle said:
There's allegedly some HIV going around the IP2 group, which Ralph has allegedly had some forms of sexual contact with, so people extrapolated it for funnies. The pegging comes from Faith's diary which makes mention of some form of sex toys, and so of course the first conclusion everyone reached was that Ralph got railed with a 14" BBC strapon. Because again, funny.
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There are a lot of other reasons to think this about Ralph, though. Maybe he is actually the Patient Zero of IP4. Not saying anything, just planting a couple seeds.

He spat blood at a bitch. Remember that? Why would he do that unless he thought he had AIDS and was using it as a desperate defense mechanism? It's like a skunk. He's the AIDS pig-skunk.

I don't know. It's probably not true. But his behavior is fairly consistent with AIDS dementia.
 
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Oh I'm sure the next month is going to just be brilliant for the Poz Hog after (possibly) swatting the irishman who, need I remind you, has a completely rabid fanbase.

I'm certain "everything is fair game" is not about to completely and utterly bite him in the ass, just like mouth raping an aids infested retard didn't.

I most assuredly hope the theories some hold of his gunt being bulletproof are true, as we may lose our prize hog soon.

Personally, I'm staking on an OD as the pressure mounts and breaks him, while I do not personally think he is going to get have real swattings happen to him (and I certainly hope they do not), I firmly believe he is about to get fucked with IRL to levels that might be comparable to drachenlord fest.
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
There's allegedly some HIV going around the IP2 group, which Ralph has allegedly had some forms of sexual contact with, so people extrapolated it for funnies. The pegging comes from Faith's diary which makes mention of some form of sex toys, and so of course the first conclusion everyone reached was that Ralph got railed with a 14" BBC strapon. Because again, funny.
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Absent evidence to the contrary, I will always assume the funniest circumstance is true.
 
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ddlloo said:
Did he even shell out for one?

Mistaking her cardboard box of ashes for cocaine and snorting it sounds more like the Ralphamale style.
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yes, she's buried with family in memphis.
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AnOminous said:
No. He doesn't. AIDS is not enough for him. He has SUPER-AIDS.

There are a lot of other reasons to think this about Ralph, though. Maybe he is actually the Patient Zero of IP4. Not saying anything, just planting a couple seeds.

He spat blood at a bitch. Remember that? Why would he do that unless he thought he had AIDS and was using it as a desperate defense mechanism? It's like a skunk. He's the AIDS pig-skunk.

I don't know. It's probably not true. But his behavior is fairly consistent with AIDS dementia.
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Sir the term is GRIDs. My autism also forces me to inform you that Horny Toads also spit blood as a form of defense.
 
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XxTardWranglerxX said:
POV Vaxxed and pozzed Medicare getting his life support pulled by Ralph who didn't even get vaccinated and it's ok that Ralph's pozzed he's actually been very open about his pozzing history on the Killstream the fact that these bozos think it's something he hasn't been open about for years HAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Are you having a fucking stroke?
 
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Distinguished Toastmaster said:
Are you forgetting that in April cops had the gunt handcuffed and a niggercop pointed his gun at him behind the guntmobile (see https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m )? Are you also forgetting when gunt got detained at the capitol for hours in May? Ralph is cringe and he deserves what happens to him but downplaying shit is even more cringe
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XxTardWranglerxX said:
POV Vaxxed and pozzed Medicare getting his life support pulled by Ralph who didn't even get vaccinated and it's ok that Ralph's pozzed he's actually been very open about his pozzing history on the Killstream the fact that these bozos think it's something he hasn't been open about for years HAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Null was right to call people of your join date the dumbest and most worthless users to have ever joined the site.

Anyway, I don't think it was Ralph personally doing the Swat call. He might've had someone do it but that seems unlikely as well as that would lead to someone having damaging info to hold over him. I think Ralph is dumb enough to do something like this but he's way to paranoid and fearful of the consequences. All of this is so fucking gay and while unlikely, I really hope the police catches whichever spergs are doing all these swatt calls and welfare checks, I typically try not to get MATI and wish ill on people online, but these spergs deserve to rot in jail.
 
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There's light at the end said:
@Ralph, there's not 0% chance situation, where some retard will desecrate your mother's grave
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This begs a reasonable question: What kind of, and how much, retaliation should Ralph reasonably expect for this? He's already claimed repeatedly that there are "no rules" and that "everything is on the table." Now he's attacked Saint James of the Holy Metokurs, and tried to get him killed by the cops. Yes, I am aware there's no proof, but we don't really need proof to know that he is behind this. Perhaps he didn't make the 911 call himself, but he absolutely orchestrated it from his pig lair.

How do you think "payback" will find him this time?
 
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Barbarus said:
I'd probably shit on his mother's gravesone then degrass the grave with chemicals so nothing grows back
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You wouldn't need chemicals for this completely hypothetical situation. Just a box of salt. After it rains, nothing will ever grow there again. I don't advocate doing anything like this. If you want to be of use, you can help me weaponize the asteroid belt out past Mars.
 
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Rogal Dorn said:
This begs a reasonable question: What kind of, and how much, retaliation should Ralph reasonably expect for this? He's already claimed repeatedly that there are "no rules" and that "everything is on the table." Now he's attacked Saint James of the Holy Metokurs, and tried to get him killed by the cops. Yes, I am aware there's no proof, but we don't really need proof to know that he is behind this. Perhaps he didn't make the 911 call himself, but he absolutely orchestrated it from his pig lair.

How do you think "payback" will find him this time?
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I will just say I hope if the Jim Fans respond in kind that they don't enter his home and if they do enter I hope they don't find any of the drugs we know Ralph has stashed.

I don't want our pig's adventure to end because of a Swatting one way or another.
 
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