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[Sinner's Sandwich]

And nobody would ever think about actually comparing.

Also being interested in another man's penis size is g a y & it's just an excuse to look at someones junk.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Forgive me men of this thread, but is their a biological or social drive to compare dick size? Unfamiliar since my genitals ate inside.

IMO it's both: naturally higher testosterone levels and societal norms. That said I've never seen or heard of an actual dick measuring contest, IME it's mostly a term for competitive bragging. "I've fucked hundreds of bitches" or "I make <this much> at my current workplace".

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Interesting replies so far. "Comparing dick size" is such a stereotypical trope but no such evidence yet.

Dare I ask how that goes in the gay community or is that best left alone?

 

[0 0]

You do need to consider if you and your friends are even a fraction as perverse as Kevin and his cohorts.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I remember one time in high school having a very brief conversation with friends that had the subject "your shoe size divided by two is your penis size" but we didn't actually compare anything. That's it, really. Neither me nor any of my friends were perverted speds like Kevin so I guess that's why.

 

[UncleDaddy]

I know this was pages ago and I'm late but I can't help but be hyper fixated on the backyard surgery shed. Why the fuck would you advertise doing illegal shit in the paper? Is it technically legal because they are not claiming to be doctors while doing this butchery? They seem like the sort of folks who would read about the legit medical uses of turpentine and then go pick it up from the corner store. Why isn't that being treated with the same horror as the bleach enemas to cure autistic children freaks?

Also, for women, I think we're more prone to comparing breast size than vaginal depth, at least as insecure preteens?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Also, for women, I think we're more prone to comparing breast size than vaginal depth, at least as insecure preteens?

In my experience, discussing yes, comparing not really?

Like having a B-cup isn't really better or worse than having a D-cup in that having bigger tits is uncomfortable and can get you a lot of unwanted attention. Also, it's visually evident who does and does not have big knockers, so there's no whipping them out for comparison.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

In my experience, discussing yes, comparing not really?

Like having a B-cup isn't really better or worse than having a D-cup in that having bigger tits is uncomfortable and can get you a lot of unwanted attention. Also, it's visually evident who does and does not have big knockers, so there's no whipping them out for comparison.

Yeah, I have no idea what size bras my friends wear. Whenever women talk about their boobs among peers, it's usually reassuring the other woman that her boobs are not too small, or admitting your boobs aren't really as big as they appear, you're just wearing an awesome push up bra you bought at XYZ store., etc.

I don't think women in general are competitive with friends like men are. That's seen as a bitchy thing to do.

 

[0 0]

I know this was pages ago and I'm late but I can't help but be hyper fixated on the backyard surgery shed. Why the fuck would you advertise doing illegal shit in the paper? Is it technically legal because they are not claiming to be doctors while doing this butchery? They seem like the sort of folks who would read about the legit medical uses of turpentine and then go pick it up from the corner store. Why isn't that being treated with the same horror as the bleach enemas to cure autistic children freaks?

Also, for women, I think we're more prone to comparing breast size than vaginal depth, at least as insecure preteens?

Honestly, I feel a lot of the things related to trans people doing weird stuff like this is just for the sake of audacity. They know they can probably get away with what they do, so they have no qualms with sharing it.

 

[UncleDaddy]

In my experience, discussing yes, comparing not really?

I don't think women in general are competitive with friends like men are. That's seen as a bitchy thing to do.

Okay, I see what you guys are saying and I realize that I worded it wrong. Sorry about that! I think I meant it as more of an external and noticable difference in bodies, if that makes more sense? Like, I remember being self conscious about development as a tween but it's not something that I consider as an adult unless it's talking about finding clothes that don't fit weird because it's cut for different sizes.

Honestly, I feel a lot of the things related to trans people doing weird stuff like this is just for the sake of audacity. They know they can probably get away with what they do, so they have no qualms with sharing it.

Do you mean similar to how the literal embodiments of gay men stereotypes of like twenty years ago felt like they can touch a woman's body because it's okay, they're not attracted to women? Like a 'you won't say no because then I get to accuse you of being phobic!'

 

[Oliver Onions]

Forgive me men of this thread, but is their a biological or social drive to compare dick size? Unfamiliar since my genitals ate inside.

The trope of guys literally comparing dick sizes is a bit of a myth, although there was a thing I was aware of growing up where guys would stand in a circle and pull their hands out their pants with thumb and index finger positioned relative to the length of the dick.

More broadly speaking though, in my experience it's not uncommon for guys to whip their dick and balls out in front of their friends just because it's funny, same as getting your arse out. We're pretty weird I dunno what to tell you.

 

[FinnSven]

The trope of guys literally comparing dick sizes is a bit of a myth, although there was a thing I was aware of growing up where guys would stand in a circle and pull their hands out their pants with thumb and index finger positioned relative to the length of the dick.

More broadly speaking though, in my experience it's not uncommon for guys to whip their dick and balls out in front of their friends just because it's funny, same as getting your arse out. We're pretty weird I dunno what to tell you.

Yep. Most guys don’t really want to do the penis measuring in actual reality as they are worried that their dicks literally will not measure up.

Some of the fuckers with genuine huge dicks are happy to show them, but generally speaking asking other men anything about their cocks means you get taken for a poof or a weirdo.

What was first said about this is right, dick comparison is not completely unheard of, in some circles and with some guys.

Maybe some gay men do it for a giggle, but straight guys don’t commonly sit around boasting about their cock size.

Women certainly do not boast about vaginal depth.

Again, occasionally gay men squeal at the size of a larger cock, and some boast they can take it easily, but this is not common and again something men do which trans”women” think women do because they don’t appear to understand the difference between women and gay men.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Interesting replies so far. "Comparing dick size" is such a stereotypical trope but no such evidence yet.

Dare I ask how that goes in the gay community or is that best left alone?

I can't say that this is representative of the whole gay dude community, but the only dudes who I've known their dick size without sleeping with them were gay guys. Three spring to my mind, and yeah they were/are preoccupied with dick size.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I know this was pages ago and I'm late but I can't help but be hyper fixated on the backyard surgery shed. Why the fuck would you advertise doing illegal shit in the paper? Is it technically legal because they are not claiming to be doctors while doing this butchery? They seem like the sort of folks who would read about the legit medical uses of turpentine and then go pick it up from the corner store. Why isn't that being treated with the same horror as the bleach enemas to cure autistic children freaks?

From the details in the article it basically sounds like they found a gap in the convergence of licenses and regulatory practices. They technically were not providing medical practices they were providing a clean room where people did stuff that they may or may not have been licensed to do. Nobody probably thought they needed to write regulations and outlaw randoms getting their balls chopped off by other randoms. They weren't "approved" to do this, but it also wasn't illegal. And if the "patients" aren't going to complain? (And if shutting it down and outlawing it is Literal Genocide?)

It is funny that they were able to do this and the state apparently knew but didn't care. Meanwhile, if you try to do hair braiding or make coffins without a license and expensive mandatory continual training they'll send a SWAT team to bust down your door and confiscate everything as if you were a drug kingpin.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This is turning into a dick thread, but ones things for certain men of the farms. No matter the size at least we still have them attached right fellas? Unlike KEKvin and the tranchers.

 

[FinnSven]

This is turning into a dick thread, but ones things for certain men of the farms. No matter the size at least we still have them attached right fellas? Unlike KEKvin and the tranchers.

At least not turned inside out and shoved in a rotten hole.

 

[Aunt Carol]

At least not turned inside out and shoved in a rotten hole.

That's like the old CB sign-off, "keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down."

"Till I see ya again, boys, keep yer dicks right-side out."

 

[Hitman One]

More broadly speaking though, in my experience it's not uncommon for guys to whip their dick and balls out in front of their friends just because it's funny

And how regularly were you bummed at Eton?

 

[Blasted Heath]

Longtime lurker and I sadly can't contribute to the dick-comparing conversation. But I wonder, is Kevin's newfound "it doesn't matter if I pass" mantra partly because he went out in public for more than a grocery run when he went to the UK, and therefore he saw too many real women to pretend that he fits in with any of them?

Like, it's one thing to go to a small town Costco and see maybe a couple dozen people there -- a small enough amount that he can just avoid eye contact or pretend that only *some* of the women are hotter than him. And he only interacts with other trannies online and at home, so he can only compare himself to them. But in a city? Nah, maybe even Kev can't convince himself that he's as True and Honest as alllll the other laydees there

 

[An empty shill]

Longtime lurker and I sadly can't contribute to the dick-comparing conversation. But I wonder, is Kevin's newfound "it doesn't matter if I pass" mantra partly because he went out in public for more than a grocery run when he went to the UK, and therefore he saw too many real women to pretend that he fits in with any of them?

Like, it's one thing to go to a small town Costco and see maybe a couple dozen people there -- a small enough amount that he can just avoid eye contact or pretend that only *some* of the women are hotter than him. And he only interacts with other trannies online and at home, so he can only compare himself to them. But in a city? Nah, maybe even Kev can't convince himself that he's as True and Honest as alllll the other laydees there

Some people have speculated this as well.
Or,
Maybe it was something Wedge said to him during thier breakup?
Who knows?

I'm more partial to the darker idea that even he's getting ready to jump ship from the the tranch and penny.
There's something morbidly glorious about the idea of his ass desperately trying to find his next mark-ah- I mean forever mxsstress...