Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Let's play a game:

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Is suicide an option?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I’m just really confused why Jack decided to make pickles a few months ago to larp for his show and not use them for this recipe.

No chance he ate all of these pickles before now. They are out in the garage hoard somewhere.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

is it that hard to just straight up eat pickles or something

 

[TurdFondler]

I’m just really confused why Jack decided to make pickles a few months ago to larp for his show and not use them for this recipe.

It's because they're fucking gross. I tried a version of these, I think from the recipe he stole. I tried 2 or 3 times to fuck with the ratios but they're basically inedible. For SOME REASON they just taste like vinegar. They overpower anything you put them in. And I love cukes and vinegar, this is one of my favorite cucumber/vinegar combos: https://omnivorescookbook.com/recipes/easy-chinese-cucumber-salad/

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Again keto does NOT mean healthy.

Fuck this fat faggot and his culinary abominations.

He's still using bitmoji's in the thumbnails. Hopefully that gets called to their attention too.

So he is just going to replace the breading with cheese for every fried item now. Looking forward to the mozzarella sticks.

For the longest time he was using pork rinds for breading as a "healthy" alternative. Part of me really wonders why he's decided to switch to using shreddy cheese unless he's got like 10 bags of it in the fridge and needs to use them all before they start to go moldy?

And then you have to ask yourself who the hell in their right mind eats that much cheese?

 

[Rinascere]

And then you have to ask yourself who the hell in their right mind eats that much cheese?

At this point it really feels like a vicious cycle; Jack buys a shitload of cheese because he thinks I WILL SAVE MONEY BY BUYING PLASTIC SHRED IN BULK and then is forced to use it up because if he doesn't it will go bad and Tammy will yell at him for wasting food while pretending to be a big important chef man. If he really wanted to save, he could just buy whatever fresh blocks are on sale as needed and shred them himself. Cutting back his cheese intake will save him on medical and plumbing bills in the future, too.

 

[Exist0]

This fucking nightmare, this. But perpetually repeating into itself. Close as I could get to the mental scarring jack has inflicted.
I can't even remember how to post images properly because of this bullshit.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I love that he's not even bothering to call it keto anymore. Fuck it, globs of cheese = healthy.

And you can use whatever cheese you want. Cheddar, swiss, mexican blend, who fucking cares right? It's all the same as long as the wendigo gets its pound of cheese.

Also, why the marinara? Aren't pickle chips usually served with ranch or some kind of mayo based sauce?

 

[TurdFondler]

At this point it really feels like a vicious cycle; Jack buys a shitload of cheese because he thinks I WILL SAVE MONEY BY BUYING PLASTIC SHRED IN BULK

I think it's like when heroin addicts decide to quit and buy a whole lot so they can "taper" and not have to see their dealer until they're clean, but instead just use it all in a binge. Jack buys all these cheese to be thrifty but then the Wendigo hungers...

 

[Exist0]

I can't stop. Sorry everyone.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I love that he's not even bothering to call it keto anymore. Fuck it, globs of cheese = healthy.

And you can use whatever cheese you want. Cheddar, swiss, mexican blend, who fucking cares right? It's all the same as long as the wendigo gets its pound of cheese.

Also, why the marinara? Aren't pickle chips usually served with ranch or some kind of mayo based sauce?

That's absolutely correct. Fried pickles and fried green tomatoes are general served with Ranch or, at best, a remoulade, but we can't expect that from Jack. He's a professional fuck up.

 

[EvilDroid64]

 

[Bumwine]

The brain freeze during the first 2 seconds restarted Jack mind process back to his basics instincts: food and pleasure

It's almost fascinating although listening Jack moaning like a failed 70's porn actor is pretty gross

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

And then you have to ask yourself who the hell in their right mind eats that much cheese?

That weight just isn't going to stay on him by itself. I mean pickles have like no calories so you have to do something if you want to maintain your figure.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Pork flavored vegetables.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Is 400 the new 350 ... let me know in the comments down below if you believe that to be so or if you're still a 350 person."

Good to hear Jack's being open about his weight loss goals.

 

[ZipDisk]

I was at food 4 less yesterday, they shrinkrayed Shreddy Cheese.

I can't wait to see Jack tantrum.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I was at food 4 less yesterday, they shrinkrayed Shreddy Cheese.

I can't wait to see Jack tantrum.

I've got $5 that he'll do a video on saving money on shredded cheese, in which he will advocate shredding your own cheese (correct) and promote a new product that you shove a whole block of cheese into and it shreds it for you. Because god knows using a shredder is beyond jacks capabilities, physically and mentally.

 

[EnemyStand]

Good to hear Jack's being open about his weight loss goals.

I'm really glad it wasn't just me. I thought I was spending too much time in the HAES thread and FPH on /fit/.

Actually, I probably am but...oh well, Jack's still a fat, mushbrained, stroked out retard and I wouldn't have sex with him, putting me on the same level as Big T.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I've got $5 that he'll do a video on saving money on shredded cheese, in which he will advocate shredding your own cheese (correct) and promote a new product that you shove a whole block of cheese into and it shreds it for you. Because god knows using a shredder is beyond jacks capabilities, physically and mentally.

Ironically it'd be smarter for Jack to use an automated gadget for shredding cheese. Considering his health the last thing he needs it to cut up his fingers, his good not as fucked up arm might just rot off