DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JimiHendrix]

is there a video of this?

there is audio of it but don't get your hopes up. the "I don't care finish your fucking stream" is rather over-exaggerated from what I recall.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

In extra-vortex news, Mr. Metokur got swatted as well as a sack of potatoes (to Jim’s amusement) being left on his doorstep during his stream yesterday.

I’m not condoning the swatting (since this was an actual swatting and not a wellness check like Phil had called on him) but the fact that Metokur had weens leave shit on his doorstep when he’s hardly a considerable lolcow but Phil gets 0% of the level of trolling is just staggering to me in how much he dodges bad luck.

It’s probably more of a testament to how irrelevant he is but it’s still a headscratcher.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP discounted the sonic hat, just today, he puts it up for 100dollars in tips instead of 200dollars.

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So Phil will still screw you, but at least you'll get a smile out of it. Maybe.

 

[UsedUp]

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It's not only breeding the Chocobos but also participating in the races. I already have the feeling he will fuck them up "WHAATT??? WHY I MY CHOCOBO OUT OF STAMINA!!!!!

The Don Corneo stuff might be different as the original FF7 has a random element which bride the Don chooses (and Cloud will only be choosen if he goes DEEP into crossdressing which admittetly I can see Phil doing

oh and there are puzzles in the game. Like gettingnthat Mega Bahamut materia. Save scumming ahead

He'll just read a guide for the breeding and use the turbo function to win the races.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP stopped the gameplay cause someone said he cant tip.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP stopped the gameplay cause someone said he cant tip.

Of course he did. I wonder if we'll get a repeat performance with the Honey Bee Inn this time.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Another 35 in tips.

I guess piglets are recession and inflation proof.

 

[Pargon]

It's not only breeding the Chocobos but also participating in the races. I already have the feeling he will fuck them up "WHAATT??? WHY I MY CHOCOBO OUT OF STAMINA!!!!!

The Don Corneo stuff might be different as the original FF7 has a random element which bride the Don chooses (and Cloud will only be choosen if he goes DEEP into crossdressing which admittetly I can see Phil doing

oh and there are puzzles in the game. Like gettingnthat Mega Bahamut materia. Save scumming ahead

Or Phoenix. He’s not doing Fort Condor. He will straight up not do it. Or the Emerald and Ruby Weapon fights because they’re gimmick battles. Or getting master materia.

He doesn’t remember anything about that game other than Tifa having big tits, the gay shit at the Honeybee Inn, Aeris dies and One-Winged Angel. I absolutely guarantee it.

 

[actually]

Another 35 in tips.

I guess piglets are recession and inflation proof.

It's the first of the month and a Friday. Hourly wage dents got paid, on-the-dole dents got paid. It'll be more surprising if Phil doesn't get $100+ on both streams than if he does.

 

[Grimlock]

DSP doesn't realize those are the original Sonic 3 bonus stages LMAO

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil getting filtered by Sonic 3 bonus levels lmao. "I have a headache my eyes are burning this is boring I don't wanna play this."

 

[Free Jasper]

Or Phoenix. He’s not doing Fort Condor. He will straight up not do it. Or the Emerald and Ruby Weapon fights because they’re gimmick battles. Or getting master materia.

He doesn’t remember anything about that game other than Tifa having big tits, the gay shit at the Honeybee Inn, Aeris dies and One-Winged Angel. I absolutely guarantee it.

Meh, once you get KOTR you can cheese virtually anything with the right materia combos - if you’re someone who’s doing it just to say you completed it rather than to enjoy the game.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Here's the microwave breakfast burrito DSP is talking about on on stream. Egg, cheese and jalapeno and less than 300 calories.

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This is similar to my dinners, but I actually live alone and am too tired to cook after a day at the office so I resort to frozen food if I hadn't made a prepared a gallon of soup earlier that week. Breakfast is much the same but even I have time to throw together a spinach and cheese omelet.

Fucker rolls out of bed at 9AM and does fuckall until his start time. He has no excuse to not cook himself a meal.

R.I.P to @Hate Army Watch's alt, Aqua Teal and possibly others too, yet Snort Burnell is still going big ups

Marrill is on the fuckin warpath. She ain't gone yet but is cutting it close.

How the fuck are asshats like James The Lesser still around, though?

Phil getting filtered by Sonic 3 bonus levels lmao. "I have a headache my eyes are burning this is boring I don't wanna play this."

He also got Philtered by the fuckin parry challenges during Cuphead. One consistent thing is if the goal isn't apparent or he can't win immediately, he will declare anything boring and terrible. I'm shit at blue orb puzzles but I'm not gonna say they're not fun.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Or Phoenix. He’s not doing Fort Condor. He will straight up not do it. Or the Emerald and Ruby Weapon fights because they’re gimmick battles. Or getting master materia.

He doesn’t remember anything about that game other than Tifa having big tits, the gay shit at the Honeybee Inn, Aeris dies and One-Winged Angel. I absolutely guarantee it.

Won't get Yuffie either because it will remind him of Leanna.

 

[RougeRed]

Or Phoenix. He’s not doing Fort Condor. He will straight up not do it. Or the Emerald and Ruby Weapon fights because they’re gimmick battles. Or getting master materia.

He doesn’t remember anything about that game other than Tifa having big tits, the gay shit at the Honeybee Inn, Aeris dies and One-Winged Angel. I absolutely guarantee it.

The new FF7 game doesn't even leave Midgard.

 

[Poo Twister]

My long time life partner has a retarded sister, she gets tardbux because she literally can't get a job. Her money was cut last month due to the economy. She can just afford to live in the zoo that she currently resides in, but she is left with like $30 to live on. I wouldn't be surprised if the wheelchairs are actually starting to lose their money aswell.

 

[Brother Wind]

The Don Corneo stuff might be different as the original FF7 has a random element which bride the Don chooses (and Cloud will only be choosen if he goes DEEP into crossdressing which admittetly I can see Phil doing

So I am gonna lay out my tism credentials here. Because FF7 is the game that awoke getting sweaty about video games in me.

The Corneo thing as best I recall isn't random. Its a system of points. So the better clothes you wear, you'll get Cloud picked by Corneo. I think you have to have a complete set too. But you might be able to get the accessories and not as great clothes.

This also applies to the date.

Arent there side quests in FF7 that someone like Phil would never have the patience to sit through for actual 100% completion?

I expect a backpedal.

He'll just read a guide for the breeding and use the turbo function to win the races.

Alright, so yeah no way he 100%s this game. Even with a guide chocobos are fucking dumb. And the WEAPONs, I still have never killed. Like even as I said this is the game where I got sweaty over games. I was saved by realizing the worst of this game is fucking dumb and you just follow a guide to beat them, and most of that guide is hunting for weird materia. I had no patience for that shit. He definitely won't

 

[Pargon]

Meh, once you get KOTR you can cheese virtually anything with the right materia combos - if you’re someone who’s doing it just to say you completed it rather than to enjoy the game.

A lot of that involves planning, time and grinding, though - he needs to level materia, track down equipment, abuse Control to get enemy skills, etc. iirc getting w.item materia alone takes hours and that’s using one of the two triple growth weapons in the game, which he also won’t get because I’m pretty sure getting Apocalypse for Cloud involves puzzle solving of its own. He definitely won’t get and use Great Gospel, either. He has no idea what it means to 100% FF7 I think is the point myself and others are making and I hope his fan base has at least one autist who knows the game inside out and pesters the fuck out of him until he blows up at them.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

there is audio of it but don't get your hopes up. the "I don't care finish your fucking stream" is rather over-exaggerated from what I recall.

I can no longer find the boosted audio version of it without commentary. But it was impossible to make out exactly what was being said and widely left open to interpretation. I heard the "I don't care" as more of a: "well, here", as if she was handing him a towel or something, but that is less funny.