2022-06-10 - DMCAForce finally responds after years of sending OnlyFans related complaints

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Who would ever go to the trouble to go to court, get a subpoena and search warrant to seize a cat or dog to obtain samples of its DNA to then compare against a specimen of animal waste to determine if it's a match, presumably because someone whined about being mailed a turd? How would you even go about establishing who to seek a subpoena against in the first place?

Jimmy "No Fun" McGee shouting "I just know my evil neighbor Bob Chadman mailed this cat turd to me!" doesn't sound like it'd be enough to actually convince a court to force Bob to give up some juicy feline DNA to some random cop who shows up at his house.

I tend to err on the side of caution when it comes to potentials.
 
That reply was written like art. I like it.

>I believe that your aggressive replies to some of the notices are due to the lack of response from our side so we will let those one pass.

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When they're talking about the mean email responses and how they're going to let that slide, I wonder what would they do if they weren't letting it slide?
Considering that a DMCA takedown notice is required to include valid contact information, I'm skeptical as to whether they could do anything. He basically admitted that all of the takedown notices they sent were legally deficient.
 
Still fucks me up DMCA traces back Metallica being mad at Napster for hosting what I recall was a leaked movie album.
That's not exactly the how and why of what happened. Well, unless you strip away all context and nuance.

It's also the same band that sent its own lawyers in to help Beatallica when Sony decided to curbstomp them over Beatles lyrics despite it being a very clear fair use case.
 
That's not exactly the how and why of what happened. Well, unless you strip away all context and nuance.

It's also the same band that sent its own lawyers in to help Beatallica when Sony decided to curbstomp them over Beatles lyrics despite it being a very clear fair use case.
When Metallica went Woke back then a lot of people called them Sell outs and pretty much left. This did have a negative effect of sales as well as the effect of "Eh it's these guys,... who cares" reputation. They got their short term money but tarnished their long term fame.
 
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