Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[ZheZuoShan]

What graveyard can the stone be found inside of? Is it also in Richmond? I'd be shocked if he has maintained it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

What graveyard can the stone be found inside of? Is it also in Richmond? I'd be shocked if he has maintained it.

The funeral was in West Memphis so I'd assume she's buried there unless he had her cremated

 

[Kinochet]

The funeral was in West Memphis so I'd assume she's buried there unless he had her cremated

There is zero chance he put up money for a casket and burial plot.

I don't think he would even pay for the ashes. Sandra was either dumped down the city drain or is sitting on a shelf at the city coroner.

 

[Procrastinhater]

POV Vaxxed and pozzed Medicare getting his life support pulled by Ralph who didn't even get vaccinated and it's ok that Ralph's pozzed he's actually been very open about his pozzing history on the Killstream the fact that these bozos think it's something he hasn't been open about for years HAHAHAHAHAHAA

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[break these cuffs]

The funeral was in West Memphis so I'd assume she's buried there unless he had her cremated

Sandra was cremated to the best of our knowledge.

 

[ZheZuoShan]

In that case, I hope an Ahog pretends to be a relative and buys those ashes from the coroner. I don't think things can be that funny but I can dream.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Sandra was cremated to the best of our knowledge.

iirc he said once when someone was clowning him for being unable to pay for his mothers cremation, she was buried. She made the arrangements before she passed, which is why the service was held in west memphis, and the graveyard where all of the briggs family is buried is crittenden memorial park. So my educated guess would say she's there as well.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

No. He doesn't. AIDS is not enough for him. He has SUPER-AIDS.

There are a lot of other reasons to think this about Ralph, though. Maybe he is actually the Patient Zero of IP4. Not saying anything, just planting a couple seeds.

He spat blood at a bitch. Remember that? Why would he do that unless he thought he had AIDS and was using it as a desperate defense mechanism? It's like a skunk. He's the AIDS pig-skunk.

I don't know. It's probably not true. But his behavior is fairly consistent with AIDS dementia.

The AIDS stuff is good for a meme but it's incredibly unlikely. The accusations regarding Alice are that he put the Micro in her mouth when she was passed out. Even in full-on active fellatio, the chances of the man getting AIDS from the woman are practically nil unless there are massive open sores or something and we've all seen Ethan's dick (unfortunately) and the chances in that situation are probably even less. Now, I did prior to the accusations and still do believe that they probably fucked at least once at some point and we know that Ethan does not like to use protection but even then the chances of one-off HIV transmission to the man in unprotected PiV intercourse are quite a bit lower than people would guess, too.

Spoiler: actual numbers

edit to add: per 10,000

 

[Kinochet]

iirc he said once when someone was clowning him for being unable to pay for his mothers cremation, she was buried. She made the arrangements before she passed, which is why the service was held in west memphis, and the graveyard where all of the briggs family is buried is crittenden memorial park. So my educated guess would say she's there as well.
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ok which of you ahogs are going to piss on Ralph's mom's grave and post it?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Kinda sucks that Metokur's face will probably get leaked now because one of Ralph's paypiggies couldn't stand to hear its master's hollers of suffering any longer.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm just here waiting for someone to piss on Ralph's mother's grave, since he love saying that to other people.

Seriously don't fucking do this. Desecration of Graves is fucking low and digging up someones dead mother is taking shit a little far over Intern...

You see the sort of stupid shit you get yourself in for with that fucking wax brain attitude Ralph?
There's now at least a few people giving more than passing thought to exhuming your fucking mother.

@Ralph, there's not 0% chance situation, where some retard will desecrate your mother's grave

It goes up everytime he opens his fucking shit licker.

Dunno, if I was around that area and wanted Ralph to suffer at least a little, I'd probably shit on his mother's gravesone then degrass the grave with chemicals so nothing grows back, providing she was buried

Sandra must be really proud of her son.
The retard one, not the fat drunken fuck that told her to eat his dick and walk to dialysis.
You're a fucking disgrace of a son, Poz Pig.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Jim's super Chad cancer aids vs the virgin Ralph gunt aids.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

You people sure are retards why would Ralph risk the freedom he got from pleading no contest over a 15 second inconvenience to Jim?

You either haven't been following Ralph long or you really have failed tp understand how he works.
This is exactly what makes Ralph such an entertaining lolcow, he would absolutely work against his own self interest if he was mad enough and he thought he was hurting his enemies.

Every single time Ralph does something monumentally retarded you can ask the same question, why would he do X when X just fucks up his life badly?
I have no idea if he did it, but I'm sure he had some involvement, it's too much of a coincidence that Ralph's 2 biggest enemies get hit with real swatting days appart while Ralph cries about wellfare checks that barely take more than a minute or two of his time.
I'm glad metokur was still on the local swatting list and that it didn't lead to anything more than this, especially because the person who did it must be pretty mad that it failed so spectacularly.

Kinda sucks that Metokur's face will probably get leaked now because one of Ralph's paypiggies couldn't stand to hear its master's hollers of suffering any longer.

Doubtful since Jade is heard talking to the cops and he seemed to not be bothered about it at all when a couple of people asked through super chat.

 

[Got Milk!]

I would like to Jury to note that the name on the wall says 'Conner'. Clearly, either known pervert Joshua Conner or known pedophile Joshua Conner Moon are in contact with Xander due to the criminal negligence or possibly child prostitution by Mr. Vickers or Ms. Vickers.

Just putting the name of the baby's real daddy on the wall.
Not in the shot is the baby's internet daddy's name.... Jim.

 

[break these cuffs]

iirc he said once when someone was clowning him for being unable to pay for his mothers cremation, she was buried. She made the arrangements before she passed, which is why the service was held in west memphis, and the graveyard where all of the briggs family is buried is crittenden memorial park. So my educated guess would say she's there as well.
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The weirdos at findagrave said she was cremated. I guess it's time for an ayylawg to message a volunteer in West Memphis and see if they'll go check it out.

 

[yoursavior]

I'm just gonna say this. I think Ethan Ralph has so far surpassed Chris as supreme lolcow.
The Ralphamale has done more these last 7 months than Chris has done in Christory in the last 10 years.

 

[Got Milk!]

What are the chances this was Keffals based instead of Gunt based? I know it hits a lot of Ralph markets but iirc the actual event occurred about the amount of time it would take for that kind of police response after Jim started talking about Keffals. It would also make sense they would point to AF as well when the call was leaked to make it look like the right infighting.

 

[Gunterator]

the chances of the man getting AIDS from the woman are practically nil unless there are massive open sores or something and we've all seen Ethan's dick (unfortunately) and the chances in that situation are probably even less.

Thats a big assumption thinking ip2 thots dont have massive open sores or Ralph would be turned off by massive open sores.

 

[McNiggerFaggot]

But... disrespecting a Primarch?

Your father gave you that nickname Lord Adorable

 

[Malaika]

While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.