Careercow whiteguys fartinmyface / Thursday Lane / MonDiego "Diego" Lecato

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

You aren't the only one who wishes you had recorded those calls. Goddamn that would've been funny.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Today was my first encounter with Diego in over two or three years. So I sort of forgot about him, I found Kiwifarms from Chris/Sonichu but I saw this thread a few weeks ago and was like "yeah this guy DEFINITELY seems familiar" but thought nothing of it until today. Now I realize that Diego is whiteguys fartinmyface and, is pretty popular on here. It's surreal and quite odd. The gay community always has oddballs (the weird pozzing fetish, bears/cubs, etc.) but Diego disturbed me greatly, never really forgot about him. Was always a conversation piece among my friends ("Yeah, this black dude offered me $5 to record myself taking a shit. YEAH! Really!" but I later left Tagged (and the Internet) due to mental health reasons for a year.

My very first encounter with him in 2013 started with him finding my Skype and offering money to me so I could record myself shitting and send the audio to him. He was blocked instantly. He made several other accounts in order to offer more money (always weird odd sums, "I'll give you... 4 DOLLARS AND 75 CENTS.") to me. These briberies were fruitless. Blocked and deleted. ...This occured maybe 10 times.

The last conversation we had was in October 2013, he called me and kept calling me a "meanie" and telling me to "FRIG OFF." for not following through with his shitting demands and orders. I really wish I recorded and kept these calls, they were bizarre to the max.

Do you happen to know any of his other social media profiles? That link is very interesting because I think it's the first bit of real pre-whiteguyfartinmyface youtube account content that we've seen.

 

[juntaro]

Do you happen to know any of his other social media profile? That link is very interesting because I think it's the first bit of real pre-whiteguyfartinmyface youtube account content that we've seen.

Diego never really kept a "solid Skype", it was always a new account made everyday. You could try typing in his real name in Skype, you might find something. But in my case it was always random account usernames, bunch of numbers and odd letters. That profile says he's been registered since 2013 but my earliest encounter with him was in like August 2012 when he added me one night (same pictures, identical profile) and started asking me questions about my height, weight, diet choices, favorite foods, etc so he probably has several accounts.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

I actually have history with Diego.
Starting from 2011-2012, he has repeatedly harassed me via Tagged.com, a social networking site from the mid-2000's which I still use for a laugh. He later somehow found out my Skype and kept audio calling me to ask me about my feces and farts. Had to block him five times (he kept making new accounts)... Forgot all about him since then, until now! He just clicked "Yes" on me again.

Here's his profile: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5996094010

Good god, the MySpace-quality background on that site! Diego/Thursday does not handle technology aptly and has claimed to not understand how to operate his Facebook or YouTube accounts. How did he manage to figure out a small-time social networking site and customize it with the sparkliest .GIF background 2002 had to offer?

Hearing how nasty Diego was to you when you tried to avoid him makes a lot of the angry videos on his channel seem almost reasonable by comparison. "Ham sandwich" as an outburst or insult is still a mystery, though...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thursday uploaded some cool new videos yesterday regarding the complex state of race relations in America, but you'll have to go to his channel since Frenchies won't allow media embedding yet or something.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Thursday uploaded some cool new videos yesterday regarding the complex state of race relations in America, but you'll have to go to his channel since Frenchies won't allow media embedding yet or something.

I want to play an RPG with the races based on Thursday's descriptions.

 

[Resident Tranny]

I want to play an RPG with the races based on Thursday's descriptions.

I'd offer to make one, but I think we all know how that would turn out.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

It would be a top seller on Steam.

 

[Resident Tranny]

It would be a top seller on Steam.

Not if I never release it and cry for money.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Billy_Sama]

So if Thursday gets a new guy to fart in his face, would it be a breath of fresh air for him?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

That was actually sort of poetic. 9/10.

 

[juntaro]

his weird comparisons to things are so hilarious.
"transmen, you are like creamy chicken broccoli pasta"
"mixed race people, you are a lamp"
"white men i wanna marry your buffalo chicken cream farts"

 

[Beef Cream Guppy]

Says he wants to take a break from youtube, proceeds to make three videos.

 

[Resident Tranny]

Chicken Cream looks really out of it. How much is he being paid?

 

[Beef Cream Guppy]

Chicken Cream looks really out of it. How much is he being paid?

Nothing, they live together. He also suffers from some mental illness

 

[wheat pasta]

Don't have Asian surgery, please don't.

Also, I dare anybody to have a bad day after watching him whip off his shirt and 'dance' with a model of a tree for a full minute and a half.

 

[Beef Cream Guppy]

I like how he keeps a list of his fetishes so he won't forget them.

 

[juntaro]

lmao he wrote them on a shopping receipt

 

[Asandy31]

That was actually sort of poetic. 9/10.

Sometimes, I wonder if I, myself, might have any kind of autism, and then I watch this video and think to myself what the fuck was that..and I realize I'm just neurotic. Diego's abstract classification of attractive men as trees when compared to race deserves the 1st annual Chris Chandler award sponsored by Australatina for bravery and courage in complete and utter stupidity through systemization.