Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[DawnChorus]

Goddamn it, Chantal. You look like you are giving birth to yourself. This sort of thing only happens, generally, when a super-fat lies down and their face fat spreads and their neck disappears inside shoulder fat, making it seem as if a head is emerging from a disembodied torso. But you've accomplished it while vertical. Outstanding.

The absolute state of this woman.

How much more of this can we, the audience, can take? She needs to have a stroke, or Nader needs to go to trial on the Mae charges and Chantal is forced to testify about his whereabouts, or she goes to jail in the People's Republic of Canuckistan for objectifying this poor refugee's gross culture, or she gets audited so hard she can't shit for a week, or something. There's not enough amusement left in watching this weeble waddle around in a lethally bisecting onesie, nearly dying when she is forced to compress her massive midsection when she tries to lean over five degrees in order to use a putting iron. Once a full body shot of her in the wild was enough, and now it's not even close enough to make up for the sheer boredom of TRY ME DEEDEE YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG ONE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU BOTH HOW COULD ANYONE DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY LOVE MAE'S A LIAR I'M AN EMPATH AND KNOW A NARCISSIST WHEN I SEE ONE YOU CAN'T HELP WHO YOU LOVE [CAT DEMON VOICE DEFLECTION] YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON!" bullshit she's been putting out for the last nine months.

I keep following to see the stoned car wreck that requires the jaws of death to get her out. Or the heart attack. Or the brutal stabbing. Or Peetz breaking down and going on a killing spree that begins and ends in Chantal's room. Surely it's gonna happen soon, right? Right fellow Kiwis?

Only a nuclear blast can take cockroaches out, or maybe her cpap will conk out one night and she drifts into eternal sleep.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Perhaps Red Lobster or Chinese? Guess she has $100 to drop on fast food tonight.

Well, according to her, she "loaned" Motoman $100, "just until payday". But she doesn't want to see him again, as per her big announcement last night, so she's probably not getting it back. She is unbothered, but told her chat she didn't tell them about it in the first place because they would have said it was a red flag.

Which means she knows it was a red flag and did it anyway. I guess it's a bit like how if she just doesn't go to the doctor, she can't get bad news and thus remains perfectly healthy. Like if no one can prove she has liver cancer, some imaginary judge will declare that she doesn't and she'll just live forever I guess.

(Assuming Kevin the Motoman was real, etc. I feel the need to stress that's not a certainty. She was also whining about how broke she was, and in a normal person, that would possibly indicate they were lying about giving money away to a one night stand, but this is Gunt so anything's possible. Except mini golf, that shit's really hard on the back, guize.)

 

[nae 859]

"If it does pop, it will just be fun." - Peetz
"I could do this everyday. It is actually hard because you have to stabilize your core." - Chantel (45 seconds of laying on a ball)

 

[M.T. Graves]

“I could do this everyday” but can’t stand up 20 minutes to play mini golf.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"If it does pop, it will just be fun." - Peetz

My God. For the first time in his life our special little goblin has said something correct.

I'm so proud.

 

[The Lobster]

I saw in one of the 5000 streams today that PEEE was sitting in Chins chair in her bedroom. Someone should tell him to make an appointment at the health clinic for STI testing. I’m not kidding.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Ugh. Another live

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The sad thing was that Peetz seemed to actually be enjoying himself. You kind of wonder what his life might have been like had Chantal not completely ruined it.
(yes, I know he's a sped. But I believe he could have been a functional adult if surrounded by a better influence).

 

[M.T. Graves]

He was probably enjoying himself because of the exposure to sunlight. A little time outside everyday would do wonders for his depression and his probably immense vitamin d deficiency. He probably won’t connect the dots though and realize that’s what made him feel better.

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

He was probably enjoying himself because of the exposure to sunlight. A little time outside everyday would do wonders for his depression and his probably immense vitamin d deficiency. He probably won’t connect the dots though and realize that’s what made him feel better.

THIS IS NO JOKE. I started taking Vitamin D after Josh reccomended it on the podcast and I know I sound like a brainwashed shill but I honestly feel like I have so much more energy and don't get so defeatedly tired by the end of the day anymore.
Try it for yourself!

God, her skin is like the surface of the moon.

Very similar to the surface of her kitchen chair. (Bonus Fupa Flash)

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Just in case someone needs a profile picture.

 

[Chorton]

Just in case someone needs a profile picture.

Lookin like raw spatchcock chicken:

 

[The Lobster]

For those of you that missed the workout. I’ve left it at 2x just for the waddle at the end.

Are her inner thighs brown?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

For those of you that missed the workout. I’ve left it at 2x just for the waddle at the end.

Are her inner thighs brown?

Maybe not brown but definitely not normal skin colour, its probably a rare occurrence that she has her legs that much option so that her thighs aren't touching. I would say its like when you lean on your arm and in goes redish after a while.

However it is the Gunt and we know she doesnt clean that area so it could be dirt

 

[Poutine It Here]

Just wanted to share my favourite still from her hotel lobby huffle.

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That's some yeasty bacteria growth. She is making her own sourdough bread starter.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Are her inner thighs brown?

Looks like years of chub rub. But could easily be mixed with untreated yeast infection.

 

[Constellationzero]

"If it does pop, it will just be fun." - Peetz
"I could do this everyday. It is actually hard because you have to stabilize your core." - Chantel (45 seconds of laying on a ball)
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In

Scorn: Barnyard horse ball beezein'

All the horror of fleshy sentient ballsacks...with a Dollar Tree Rob Reiner--get yer melee weapons ready!

 

[Billie Ross]

Just wanted to share my favourite still from her hotel lobby huffle.

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Just in case someone needs a profile picture.

For those of you that missed the workout. I’ve left it at 2x just for the waddle at the end.

Are her inner thighs brown?

GUNT is turning into a massive scrotun.

 

[TeracottaPah]

She's bigger and wider around than the damn yoga ball.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Just in case someone needs a profile picture.

Thanks. It's almost dadaist.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Old jokes revisited:

she "loaned" Motoman $100, "just until payday".

So I said 'When's payday?' and he said 'I dunno, you're the one with the job.'

(Thank you, try the veal.)