Future of the House

[Pointless Sperg]

Weenmobiles or Uber? If he has enough tugboat, he might try it.

Uber way too expensive to get to Richmond, especially if he has a conservator managing his money. Weenmobile possible.

Also Uber won't pick up in Ruckersville so he'd have to take a taxi -- either to Charlottesville or the whole way to Richmond.

All told he'd be paying at least $150. He'd either have to completely neglect his bills, and that's assuming he had full control over his finances.

 

[TayandYou]

Weenmobile possible.

Who's willing to do it though? Praetor only cares about profiting from Chris not spending money on him. Helena is in Argentina. Ralph only cares about Chris for vendetta purposes.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

Whoever in the end gets the property will most likely end up having to do a cosmetic renovation on the building. Just a wonder who will end up living there and will they know the infamy of the place.

 

[Ophelia]

All told he'd be paying at least $150. He'd either have to completely neglect his bills, and that's assuming he had full control over his finances.

I can see Chris falling into one of his spurts of madness and going for it. Money doesn’t mean much to him. Of course, if someone else is managing his money he’s stuck, but otherwise…It wouldn’t be the dumbest or most irrational thing he’s ever done.

Who's willing to do it though? Praetor only cares about profiting from Chris not spending money on him. Helena is in Argentina. Ralph only cares about Chris for vendetta purposes.

There are weens we don’t know much about. Chris has referred to them in his letters. Plus there’s the stupid kids old enough to have a license, but not burdened with an overabundance of common sense looking for some fame.

Whoever in the end gets the property will most likely end up having to do a cosmetic renovation on the building. Just a wonder who will end up living there and will they know the infamy of the place.

It got a pretty big renovation after the fire. Kiwis who know about this kind of thing have said it’s not as much of a disaster as we might think.

 

[A-№1]

I think Chris will end up back in jail by heading straight to 14 BC

14BLC is quite likely where he'll breach the peace. Say he returns to his temple and Uncle Tom has changed the locks. Chris will not take that at all well, and sooner or later (probably sooner) one of the neighbors will get tired of the angry retard chimping out down the street and call it in.

I strongly suspect this to end up happening,

Shoplifting and assault are also strong possibilities.

All told he'd be paying at least $150.

Since when has Chris ever cared about the price of anything so long as he has enough to buy it right now? He'll happily piss away $150 on a taxi and then whine to weens when he can't afford sheetz.

Whoever in the end gets the property will most likely end up having to do a cosmetic renovation on the building.

More than just cosmetic. Read the thread.

It got a pretty big renovation after the fire. Kiwis who know about this kind of thing have said it’s not as much of a disaster as we might think.

The structure itself is sound, as are the utilities. It's mostly just a big cleanup, and a question of how deeply you need to clean. The pets probably accounted for the most serious problems (from a renovation point of view), not Chris and Barb. Well, technically the pet damage is also Chris and Barb's fault, but you know what I mean.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

I honestly hope 14 Branchland Court gets torn down and the land is allowed to go fallow. It's a tainted plot of land.

 

[Holiday Special]

Whoever in the end gets the property will most likely end up having to do a cosmetic renovation on the building. Just a wonder who will end up living there and will they know the infamy of the place.

Someone who is willing to put up with the infamy for a nice discount. Maybe a young couple in Charlottesville area or a construction worker who can do the work themselves. Weens will keep bothering them, but a gun-toting redneck and one incident later they will probably leave them alone.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Though if Chris went back to 14BC, it might actually be a worse situation for him. He could walk to Food Lion and Sheetz, but everyone there used to know him as the weird guy who came by to buy stuff, even if they didn't know about his online antics. *NOW* they probably all know that he's a literal motherfucker. Chris is probably going to be harassed greatly whenever he goes out in public. He probably won't get assaulted, but there's nothing illegal about people yelling shit at him.

Oh man, to see this. I bet we'll see a lot of cell phone footage.

 

[King Metalia]

That's why we unfortunately see Chris in the end fuck his own demented mother. This all occured because Barbera created a monster. She wanted attention and a special son when she she should have pushed for a normal son instead.

I can't help but wonder how much of a factor the internet was in the Chandlers downfall.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I can't help but wonder how much of a factor the internet was in the Chandlers downfall.

I would say he only got caught because of the internet.

 

[A-№1]

Weens will keep bothering them, but a gun-toting redneck and one incident later they will probably leave them alone.

I doubt Ruckersville has any ordinances preventing the next owners from putting a nice, tall fence around the property. Honestly, though, I think the place's infamy will die down fairly quickly once it's confirmed Chris is gone for good. Focus will shift from 14BLC to wherever Chris ends up. In other words, I pity the other residents of any tard home Chris gets dumped in.

I would say he only got caught because of the internet.

I would say he got caught because he can't keep his big, fat mouth shut.

 

[Ophelia]

I thought weens would have been running amuck around the place, but without Chris actually being there they’ve mostly just taken a few lame selfies. It could be a sign of things to come.

 

[A-№1]

I thought weens would have been running amuck around the place,

Not at $6 a gallon for gas to make the trip. Their parents won't stand for such a frivolous use of the family PT-Cruiser.

without Chris actually being there they’ve mostly just taken a few lame selfies. It could be a sign of things to come.

This.

What's there to document at 14BLC these days? Chris is gone. Barb is gone. Do weens really need more pics of the grass growing?

I'll expect a flurry of new pics should Chris, by some miracle, get back into his sonichu temple, or if the property is foreclosed or sold, but so long as nothing is happening there, there's really no point to photographing it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder if the Chandler pets are permanently housed with other people? Without anyone in the house to look after them, they would starve or become feral. Chris going to jail and Barb getting into an accident was the best thing that could've happened to them. I hope Barb and Chris never get another animal again.

 

[TayandYou]

I thought weens would have been running amuck around the place, but without Chris actually being there they’ve mostly just taken a few lame selfies. It could be a sign of things to come.

I wonder how much of this can be attributed to the average ween no longer wanting to associate themselves with Chris? It's one thing to brag on reddit about visiting the house of internet funny man, it's another to try to claim clout for visiting the ground zero of actual motherfucking.

 

[ANobody]

I wonder if the Chandler pets are permanently housed with other people? Without anyone in the house to look after them, they would starve or become feral. Chris going to jail and Barb getting into an accident was the best thing that could've happened to them. I hope Barb and Chris never get another animal again.

Considering theres a non zero chance of chris molesting his pets, im hoping he never gets to see them again.

 

[oramge cat]

It looks abandoned alright but I don't recall either Chris or Barb bothering to mow the lawn before.

A group of local kids are going to have a Stranger Things type adventure where the local haunted house has a portal to a demon called Sonichu that they defeat with the help of Chris and Barb's psychic daughter and her superpowers. To the group of middle school dorks that save the world from the dimensional merge, we salute you.

 

[TayandYou]

A group of local kids are going to have a Stranger Things type adventure where the local haunted house has a portal to a demon called Sonichu that they defeat with the help of Chris and Barb's psychic daughter and her superpowers. To the group of middle school dorks that save the world from the dimensional merge, we salute you.

What powers does Crystal have in Chris's fantasy anyway? I don't recall him speaking or writing a lot about her.

 

[A-№1]

Without anyone in the house to look after them, they would starve or become feral.

Become feral?

Chris going to jail and Barb getting into an accident was the best thing that could've happened to them.

Possibly. It depends on where they did end up. None of them were housebroken, so I don't hold out much hope for them.

I hope Barb and Chris never get another animal again.

I wouldn't trust Chris with a pet rock.

It's one thing to brag on reddit about visiting the house of internet funny man, it's another to try to claim clout for visiting the ground zero of actual motherfucking.

People take selfies at Auschwitz. Attention whoring has no bottom rung.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

What powers does Crystal have in Chris's fantasy anyway? I don't recall him speaking or writing a lot about her.

Here's Crystal, Chris & Barb's mother-daughter project