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[Hell yeah dude]

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[MissAnthropist]

Longtime lurker and I sadly can't contribute to the dick-comparing conversation. But I wonder, is Kevin's newfound "it doesn't matter if I pass" mantra partly because he went out in public for more than a grocery run when he went to the UK, and therefore he saw too many real women to pretend that he fits in with any of them?

Like, it's one thing to go to a small town Costco and see maybe a couple dozen people there -- a small enough amount that he can just avoid eye contact or pretend that only *some* of the women are hotter than him. And he only interacts with other trannies online and at home, so he can only compare himself to them. But in a city? Nah, maybe even Kev can't convince himself that he's as True and Honest as alllll the other laydees there

Some people have speculated this as well.
Or,
Maybe it was something Wedge said to him during thier breakup?
Who knows?

I'm more partial to the darker idea that even he's getting ready to jump ship from the the tranch and penny.
There's something morbidly glorious about the idea of his ass desperately trying to find his next mark-ah- I mean forever mxsstress...

I don't think his obsession about passing/not passing is a new thing. He's talked before about how even if transfemmes don't pass as cis, they have a "unique beauty" that he finds the most attractive of all. I dunno if it's all cope, or if it's some combo of cope, face blindness and self-convincing, but yeah he's always had a stance that passing doesn't really matter and is in fact preferable because queerness.

I don't see him and Penny ever breaking up. Or Jen. I think there's prob genuine affection between the three of them, if for no other reason than banding together against perceived foes and holing up together breeds familiarity. But I don't think he and Penny or he and Jen have the secks. It's all that "queerplatonic' shit aka "friends."

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

There's been a definite change in his party line about this recently. More defiant. I do wonder if even Kevin managed to realise in London, away from the rural courtesy his nest are tolerated with in Colorado, quite how willing the random public are to ridicule someone so obviously Not Fucking Passing Ever. I also wonder if recently he's been treated like he's not attempting to pass. His general physical degradation and lack of grooming are eliminating what few visual cues there used to be about his intended gender presentation. He now is pretty standard gross anime faggot territory a lot of the time.

I wonder if this is why he’s ramped up scheduling the fake tits after he returned- he realised in London that he didn’t pass to the point people didn’t realise he was a troon. It’s not like he can just flash the am hole in public like he does on his revolting Twitter account, the rest of him is indistinguishable from any other pudgy, unwashed, shut in nerd.

So he needs the bolt-ons. He’ll then at least be clockable.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kind of weird how "queerplatonic" so closely resembles "lesbian bed death". Maybe Phil, Kevryn, and ShitBreath really are true wahmen. LOL but no.

His hornyposting always gives the impression he's having an aneurysm, and maybe he is:

Kevryn looks like a Faulknerian man-child who might just try to fuck a cow -- or alpaca, rather -- when he thinks you're not watching him. Love your sideburns, nigger.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yep. Most guys don’t really want to do the penis measuring in actual reality as they are worried that their dicks literally will not measure up.

Some of the fuckers with genuine huge dicks are happy to show them, but generally speaking asking other men anything about their cocks means you get taken for a poof or a weirdo.

What was first said about this is right, dick comparison is not completely unheard of, in some circles and with some guys.

The only example that springs to mind is fictional- Ziggy from The Wire was impressively endowed and liked to show it off in the bar.

 

[Piss Bear]

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He said it! Opening new box of toys gives him a rush. Probably the most exciting part of his life on the ranch…



No one’s chomping at the bit to get into your amhole Kevvie, you get no action as-is, you don’t need a chastity belt. Unless you wanted to do everyone on the ranch a favor and cover the ugly thing up, which is surprisingly thoughtful of him.

Also I couldn’t help but think of how smelly a neovag would get if you kept it contained in a chastity belt and couldn’t wash or dilate it. Wait. Is dilation denial part of the appeal? I have the key to your amhole cage, you must be a good troon or else you’ll never dilate again, and you’ll lose all your depth!

 

[Hog]

After being rejected by women , transmen and transwomen he's now after men... They need their animals taken away now!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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[MissAnthropist]

Kind of weird how "queerplatonic" so closely resembles "lesbian bed death". Maybe Phil, Kevryn, and ShitBreath really are true wahmen. LOL but no.

I read somewhere that lesbian bed death is a product of lesbians fucking A LOT when they first get together. Basically, the idea is that they burn themselves out banging so much and so often. So this couldn't be lesbian bed death because I'm guessing the number of times Penny has mounted Kevvy is countable on one hand. This is like the opposite of lesbian bed death in that way - Kevvy and Penny probably poked heavy other halfheartedly a couple times and decided it wasn't worth the effort and then stopped rather than burning out in a blaze of sex marathons.

 

[Potato Cat]

Am I correct that the whole tiddy approval process and the tiddy letter are because Kevin wants this covered by insurance/Medicaid as a medical need? If he could afford to pay out of pocket would he need to jump through the same/similar hoops because he is male (I'm reminded of the male prop bettor/ gambler that got $1 million to get BA and keep them for a year)?

Is Kevin more or less likely to get approved for this useless bullshit because trans coordinators/trans therapists/and trans medicine can smell which way the pendulum of public opinion is swinging and they know the days of these jobs even existing could be numbered? I picture trans medicine doing their best to get the $ while they still can.

Colorado Medicaid will cover Kevin's breast implants. The state covers all trans surgeries and has passed a law requiring all health insurance plans in Colorado cover them as well. That law takes effect in 2023.

As long as Kevin has a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, and a provider stating that the surgery will treat said dysphoria, it's covered. I've noticed that he says has Kaiser, which is a provider of Medicaid in CO.

Here's a link to a billing manual provided by the state that gives a lot of detail as to what they cover. Essentially, any service you can think of is covered. Of note: reversal of any of these surgeries isn't covered.

https://hcpf.colorado.gov/gac-manual

 

[lamp shade]

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U sure?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Kissing the homies goodnight? Not gay
Comparing dick size? Hella gay

 

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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I also think to an extent Kevin glories in being male. Like that time he bragged about screaming at a woman with his “Big girl voice.”

 

[Law]

Kind of weird how "queerplatonic" so closely resembles "lesbian bed death".

"Hobosexual", "situationship" also spring to mind.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I also think to an extent Kevin glories in being male. Like that time he bragged about screaming at a woman with his “Big girl voice.”

Definitely. Kevin knows that even as the weakest and fattest of men, he could beat the average woman into the ground because of the sexual dimorphism he loves to pretend doesn't exist. It's part of why all of those Tweets about what Kev and friends would love to do to TERFs always rub me the wrong way.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Are they toys if they are not supposed to be played with?

Doesn’t that make them ornaments?

Which conversely makes Kevin odder, using toys as ornaments.

Late, but since this is a question. Yes. I'm a sperg who buys shit for shelves. We call them toys to mock ourselves most the time. However my own collection can be split into board games, pure display pieces that come painted and let me look at them all nostalgic for my childhood when everything was more innocent, display pieces that I assembled myself and put up to display my own work to pass the time, and then all my table top RPG and wargame miniatures that I display when I'm not playing with them.

The board games and miniatures are toys. The rest are ornamentation. I mix them together. Sometimes I'll get autistic and repose the orientation. Setting up the displays is like a mini hobby in and if itself. Something to pass the time after a long day.

 

[stupid frog]

If it has movable parts, it's a toy and you're a faggot. If it doesn't have movable, it's more like a statue.
This is specifically for figures.

t. fellow faggot

 

[AMHOLIO]

Thenks guys, sorry to go a bit off topic, but I and I guess others are now more educated on the whole thing.

/Edit. Forgetting where I am, not the place for this discussion I presume. Anyone wanna start a "Do you like to discuss the size of your cock with friends" thread?

Followed by the legendary "Dox your penis!" thread, with at least one halal coming from it.

We're pretty weird I dunno what to tell you

That's ok, being weird sometimes is why I like hanging out with men.

This is turning into a dick thread, but ones things for certain men of the farms. No matter the size at least we still have them attached right fellas? Unlike KEKvin and the tranchers.

Gentlemen, contact me if you've been having problems: I have several coupons for superglue products that will keep your peenor from roaming around.

Nah, maybe even Kev can't convince himself

He likely has been thinking about this for a long time. Maybe it was being around actual people that helped, but it's also him looking at his amhole and lowering his expectations further and further as cope. He even talks about how he's ok with other troons calling him "he/him" since he's been getting comfortable with that again in the bedroom, which is confusing as it sounds.

Really, getting silicone in him is just him excited about a new product he'll forget to maintain after a few weeks and gives him something to brag about self worth wise to the troon squad online. Same reasons he buys transformers, really.

Kevin want to shove a chastity belt into his infected wound

He talks about this like he can get even close to mildly horny. Cutting off your dick and balls is like a permanent chastity belt, except it also kills your horniness. It's like getting rid of an old chicken coop by burning it, but having the desirable chickens still inside and burn along with it.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Definitely. Kevin knows that even as the weakest and fattest of men, he could beat the average woman into the ground because of the sexual dimorphism he loves to pretend doesn't exist. It's part of why all of those Tweets about what Kev and friends would love to do to TERFs always rub me the wrong way.

See also, all the stuff about trannies being the legacy of a divine super-race of TIMs (and TIFs when they remember they exist, but way less) worshiped by all tan people everywhere.