Where are you going when you die?

[Jimmy Olsen]

Either nowhere or Hell.

 

[SCSI]

My hardware will go to the great e-waste recycling bin, and my data will continue to roam the Net so long as archives and reposts exist.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Optimistically I'll remember to write down "bury me organically so the environment gets my delicious nutrients".

I think it's lovely to all be forgiven for our sins, but it's quite confusing that deathbed conversions from hard sinners like rapist and murderers end up in the same grace. If someone repents but still sins on purpose, have they truly repented?

Also, use the edit or multiquote buttons instead of tripleposting like an animal.

Guess I'll get dumped back into my grave in Gotham City cemetery.

Only to be resurrected another time for ratings.

I'm already did

Oh my god guys, this thread... is fucking haunted.

 

[General Insomnia]

Isn't Heaven just a place where God makes you feel good worshipping him forever? Like not some pleasant Jewish comedic sitcom?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe to what David Staume called "externalized inner reality" - hopefully beyond the realm of spacetime and atoms, and not hell.

(BTW ever hear of the Gnostic idea that the tunnel with the light at the end is really a trap to grift souls into reincarnating?)

 

[TheRetardKing]

Seinfeld for the Nintendo Gamecube.

 

[glass_houses]

My body will disolve into its component compounds and atoms, and those compounds and atoms will become something else. This cycle will continue for countless millions of years until the sun swells and devours the tired Earth.

The sun spat us out when it was born. It will eat us back up when it is hungry. There is no such thing as the soul. The only rational god is the mother sun.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

An ambulance, a hospital, a morgue, a crematorium, a Folger's can, the wind, then wherever it blows my ashes, in that order.

People like to think of the brain and the mind as two separate things, with the mind being some vague spiritual concept separate from physical reality (a "soul") but in reality the mind is something that physically exists within the brain. Every memory, thought, and opinion you've ever had, everything that defines you as an individual, is stored in a physical space (your skull) and could be effectively deleted by surgery or injury to the specific region where it's stored.

How does the immortal soul account for Alzheimer's and dementia? Do you just babble incoherently while shitting yourself for all eternity because you happened to die of a neurological condition? Is your brain restored from a backup before your condition manifested? Do you keep the memories of that time you were demented with a new perspective from your freshly-restored ghost brain? If those questions sound ridiculous, it's because the assumption that the soul exists and is stored in a separate dimension from the brain (while being directly linked to it in every way) is also ridiculous.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'm going into a biodegradable casket in my backyard and an oak tree will be planted over my remains.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Please refer to my profile page banner.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Valhalla, of course. I plan to die in a battle of the wits.

 

[Latvophile]

wakanda

 

[Mimic]

4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee, NC 28719. Feel free to meet me there!

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

Optimistically I'll remember to write down "bury me organically so the environment gets my delicious nutrients".

I think it's lovely to all be forgiven for our sins, but it's quite confusing that deathbed conversions from hard sinners like rapist and murderers end up in the same grace. If someone repents but still sins on purpose, have they truly repented?

Also, use the edit or multiquote buttons instead of tripleposting like an animal.


Only to be resurrected another time for ratings.

Oh my god guys, this thread... is fucking haunted.

Repent simply means to change your mind, God actually repented the most in the Bible, Christians have been misquoting the word for years now. Yes the worst people tend to get saved more, because they don't need to be convinced that they are sinners and have done wrong , but they are also "good" people in Heaven if that answers your question. But "goodness" really doesn't matter it's about your what you are trusting and putting your faith in, to get to the other side after life here on Earth.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I knew where I was going from the very beginning.

 

[AMHOLIO]

4210 Wolfetown Road, Cherokee, NC 28719. Feel free to meet me there!

I may go to the morgue, but you will also go to the morgue?

But "goodness" really doesn't matter it's about your what you are trusting and putting your faith in, to get to the other side after life here on Earth

In heaven are we all free of sin? Do we still have free will or not? Will a thief and a leech still be permitted to act as such in heaven?

 

[Dialtone]

I'll be going to the bathroom, just like my boy Elvis.

 

[Associate Rick]

The septic tank.

 

[Tism the Return]

Hopefully cremated and then my ashes will be consumed in profane rituals to bring me back through a fitting vessel.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Ever heard of quantum immortality theory? Maybe it never ends.