Where are you going when you die?

[Abella]

Hell, I can’t go to heaven because they don’t let cowboys in.

 

[Apochrypha]

Alkaline hydrolysis.

 

[Lord High Admiral Spire]

I'm probably going to hell.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Alkaline hydrolysis.

Hi-five, Instapot bro!

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

Maybe Heaven, maybe Hell (hopefully not), maybe purgatory. Who knows.

Well you can be 100% certain, if you are trusting in what Christ did and not trusting in anything else, you will be saved, I can promise you that, because that is promise our Heavenly father made and there is no wicked way in him.

I'm probably going to hell.

It's not too late for you, all you have to do is believe on Christ and you'll be saved, that's all that is required.

I wish I could believe in any of those.

You have to admit they were pretty funny, though.

What's stopping you from believing?

 

[The Foxtrot]

What's stopping you from believing?

The Monolith.

 

[Lord High Admiral Spire]

It's not too late for you, all you have to do is believe on Christ and you'll be saved, that's all that is required.

I do believe, but I've become terminally connected to the Retardnet, and really don't do enough for other people to go there.

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

I do believe, but I've become terminally connected to the Retardnet, and really don't do enough for other people to go there.

That's good, you did the first step, luckily it's not about how "good" we are, listen I'd be roasting in Hell if weren't for what Jesus did, I am dirty rotten sinner too.

 

[Lord High Admiral Spire]

That's good, you did the first step, luckily it's not about how "good" we are, listen I'd be roasting in Hell if weren't for what Jesus did, I am dirty rotten sinner too.

Yes, but faith without works is worth nothing, and I've pretty much done no works.

 

[SiccDicc]

Hell. I'm pretty much three maybe four of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not a good prospect.

Honestly, I probably deserve it.

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

Hell. I'm pretty much three maybe four of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not a good prospect.

Honestly, I probably deserve it.

I deserve Hell, we all do, but it was never about us. It was about what Christ did when shed his blood for all of us, all one must to be saved is to believe and call out his name Jesus and you are saved.

 

[Table Country]

Into your anus

 

[Red Hood]

Guess I'll get dumped back into my grave in Gotham City cemetery.

 

[Un Platano]

I trusted Jesus to build my patio. 3 years later it is falling apart. Save your money and get a real contractor.

 

[DewsLit]

To the great Kiwi Farms in the sky.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Wherever the fuck I want.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I'm already did

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

Yes, but faith without works is worth nothing, and I've pretty much done no works.

I have to disagree, Christ paid for it all, if it were by our works, then why did Christ go through everything on the cross, just to show off? Do not mistake the book of James, we are justified by works in the sight of man, but in the sight of God we are justified by faith, sola fides mi amicus (Faith alone my friend) .

 

[ShinyStar]

I'm going to go to a lake; a small one where people row canoes and go fishing. My ghost is going to appear suddenly, sitting across from the boat's occupant, dripping wet, clothed in a white, outdated gown, and then vanish completely. People will start to believe some girl drowned in the lake and waste hours trying to research who it could have been, but I will have actually died of something completely mundane like the ultra-omni-megachron variant of covid. It'll be great. Hopefully some ghost hunters will come out and I'll drain all their flashlight batteries and then wail 'It's so cold' into their tape recorders.

 

[Certified_Autist]

I'm going to white heaven