DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

I get the feeling I know why DSP is creating so much drama lately: his views are going up since he has done that

Didn't the Reddit shit and Keemstar drama really get going this month? And look here he is slowly going upwards from slightly below 700k to alightly above 700k. Phil I know you read this you are a drama queen and you only get something when you create drama. So why don't you show us your fat wife? That would get more of that. and more views and more money! Win Win Win

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I get the feeling I know why DSP is creating so much drama lately: his views are going up since he has done that

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Didn't the Reddit shit and Keemstar drama really get going this month? And look here he is slowly going upwards from slightly below 700k to alightly above 700k. Phil I know you read this you are a drama queen and you only get something when you create drama. So why don't you show us your fat wife? That would get more of that. and more views and more money! Win Win Win

Look how it dips whenever he DOESN'T do drama or some dumb shit

 

[Iron Hamster]

Does DSP even have a "style"?

Lazy style

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I get the feeling I know why DSP is creating so much drama lately: his views are going up since he has done that

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Didn't the Reddit shit and Keemstar drama really get going this month? And look here he is slowly going upwards from slightly below 700k to alightly above 700k. Phil I know you read this you are a drama queen and you only get something when you create drama. So why don't you show us your fat wife? That would get more of that. and more views and more money! Win Win Win

This shouldn't be a surprise. It's not just drama that drives the views it's people tuning in to hate-watch the drama. He knows the more detestable he acts the more people watch and even people who hate him will send a few dollars to "own" him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This shouldn't be a surprise. It's not just drama that drives the views it's people tuning in to hate-watch the drama. He knows the more detestable he acts the more people watch and even people who hate him will send a few dollars to "own" him.

But that again flies in the face of him being a hypocrite (which is no surprise), and his ego. Phil won’t address his talk of reaction content from moths ago, and instead tiptoes around the idea in his usual fence-sitting manner. But the bigger problem is that he knows this, and if he went all in, his ego couldn’t stand the “L”. The Keemstar slapfight is proof of this. He really is in a hell of his own making. It also doesn’t help that he’s fucking lazy.

 

[TurdFondler]

These idiots game devs need to stop putting in game bugs that only affect Phil wtf dood.

Okay morahn, my argument is thus: Phil's level of professional play is so perfect and so advanced that his inputs are too good and fast and perfect for the game. Phil does nothing wrong, everything correct but the game is actually expecting slower and worse inputs because the devs made the game for regular gamers.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

Okay morahn, my argument is thus: Phil's level of professional play is so perfect and so advanced that his inputs are too good and fast and perfect for the game. Phil does nothing wrong, everything correct but the game is actually expecting slower and worse inputs because the devs made the game for regular gamers.

I second this. If you really think about it, how many times has the guy complained about input lag? He has experienced it on a variety of different games too, it's not just online games!

His brain and fingers move at a rapid speed, our pathetic human eyes are unable to witness the supersonic speed at which Phil operates at. Surely it has nothing to do with his internet connection, as we've all heard about his upper business class internet that he pays premium for on a monthly basis!

The guy is a legit gaming God. We've all been too dumb and jealous of his gaming ability and financial power.

 

[marlintan]

Philip Paul Burnell has a God sized hole in his heart, despite to spite his parents sending him to a catholic school. He tried to fill it with wolverine toys at first, then video games, now his only concern is how other men perceive him, and what he has accomplished. Far from Ozymandias' "look on my works ye mighty and despair". Maybe he got the "secured" condo community to avoid the javahos trying to bring him back into the fold of God?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I second this. If you really think about it, how many times has the guy complained about input lag? He has experienced it on a variety of different games too, it's not just online games!

His brain and fingers move at a rapid speed, our pathetic human eyes are unable to witness the supersonic speed at which Phil operates at. Surely it has nothing to do with his internet connection, as we've all heard about his upper business class internet that he pays premium for on a monthly basis!

The guy is a legit gaming God. We've all been too dumb and jealous of his gaming ability and financial power.

How does distance away from the console with wireless controllers affect performance? And how sensitive are the sensors to pick up the signal at different angles?

 

[TurdFondler]

His brain and fingers move at a rapid speed, our pathetic human eyes are unable to witness the supersonic speed at which Phil operates at.

It's why he did better on cabinets. Inputs mapped directly to hardware running on bare bones assembly language. It was the only time technology came close to Phil Burnell's lightning reflexes.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I get the feeling I know why DSP is creating so much drama lately: his views are going up since he has done that

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Didn't the Reddit shit and Keemstar drama really get going this month? And look here he is slowly going upwards from slightly below 700k to alightly above 700k. Phil I know you read this you are a drama queen and you only get something when you create drama. So why don't you show us your fat wife? That would get more of that. and more views and more money! Win Win Win

I can absolutely get behind FhetKhet being a stereotypical fat wife who has just given up, and the idea of working, or just living at good standards is right out the window, the metrics are only a reaction to Phil engaging in said drama and mentioning it, rather than actual participation, I like many Kiwis would tune into

I kinda felt awful this week missing the clip channels, SuperFag seems to re-ignite his digital hard on for Phil to suck but not that much by far as PigRoach can still disavow any related content or strikes

If Phil is ever going to get off his high horse rollercoaster of metrics, he needs to change his tune and at least have the balls to get 50k

I find it laughable that he wants to pay off his bAcK TACKxes and 50k would set him straight but because of his unique principles of self destroying his business I guess that's keeping him still at Level 1

Keem didn't emphasize that word hard enough in his Tweet but by God does it destroy Phil internally and his ego just can't accept where he is unless he begs harder and harder

Irl if he ever wants to get a jahb it will be near impossible unless he does say McDonald's work

But doubtful mind, it's a sheer difference in change and something hilarious if he gets PTSD from socialising wiv the reel peepul

 

[SHITBOX360]

Keemstar really got DSP rummaging through his closet for content: "I think it would be cool if we had a closet exploration stream." Yeah Phil, we're all salivating at the mouth to see what's in your closet after that little preview you gave us of a halloween decoration made to be projected onto a house that you attempted to use in your house... you know this guy is always so desperate for money yet he didn't even bother to return it and get his money back? How lazy can you get?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Keemstar really got DSP rummaging through his closet for content: "I think it would be cool if we had a closet exploration stream." Yeah Phil, we're all salivating at the mouth to see what's in your closet after that little preview you gave us of a halloween decoration made to be projected onto a house that you attempted to use in your house... you know this guy is always so desperate for money yet he didn't even bother to return it and get his money back? How lazy can you get?

Will it be like the react videos, where he goes through it first so he can have his answers ready ahead of time?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Will it be like the react videos, where he goes through it first so he can have his answers ready ahead of time?

He will temporarily move some of the overly expensive crap and stuff that he allegedly "sold" out of that closet for sure.

 

[Balr0g]

Keemstar really got DSP rummaging through his closet for content: "I think it would be cool if we had a closet exploration stream." Yeah Phil, we're all salivating at the mouth to see what's in your closet after that little preview you gave us of a halloween decoration made to be projected onto a house that you attempted to use in your house... you know this guy is always so desperate for money yet he didn't even bother to return it and get his money back? How lazy can you get?

Imagine him going through his closet to discover all kinds of goodies that are worth hundreds of dollars and then someone asks "Hey Phil why don't you sell them online? they fetch a good price" only to hear "Stupid moraahn. I can't seell them because the shipping is so expensive. Stupid people with no real life experience *limb*"

 

[TomBradysVagina]

It's why he did better on cabinets. Inputs mapped directly to hardware running on bare bones assembly language. It was the only time technology came close to Phil Burnell's lightning reflexes.

There's videos of him playing on a cabinet and STILL saying that inputs were missed or delayed.

 

[daBonehead]

DSP wants you to forget about the other closet, the one where he keeps all his statues worth $1000s. A couple of days ago he said he got rid of all of them "years ago", but anyone who has been following the pig roach for a while will remember the last time he openly tried selling the statues it failed because he was lazy, afraid of trolls, and wanted to overcharge on shipping them. But on his bankruptcy papers he said he didn't own them anymore which is most likely a lie. I bet they're still all in the same closet they were when he did his phone stream. Clean out this closet Phil.

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[SojiroSakura]

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He went further and said "Not my penis, I mean the joystick on my controller."
Scat and beastiality. Peak DSP humor.

 

[FaXmachine]

Why is Phil talking like a retard lately, its been pissing me off lol. Stuff like "ex-CIting" or "Great BriTIN". Sometimes I just wanna bongo his little hollow skull.