Future of the House

[The Dude]

I think everyone asking if any new owners of 14BC will know of the "infamy" of the house and it's occupants are grossly overestimating the "infamy" of the Chandlers. Most normies have no fucking clue who the Chandlers are. It's a fairly small, niche group of internet spergs who know of Chris and follow his antics. Just because he popped up on normie news outlets a couple times does not make Chris a household name, nor would it mean people will know about the house. If someone does buy the house and if Chris did show up one day then the new owners will likely not know who he is, or maybe might know he lived there at one point because of neighborhood gossip, but will just know he's some weirdo pervert who needs to leave.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Become feral?

At least Clover could become worse than she already is. I hope at least she's with an owner that can train her before it's too late.

I think everyone asking if any new owners of 14BC will know of the "infamy" of the house and it's occupants are grossly overestimating the "infamy" of the Chandlers. Most normies have no fucking clue who the Chandlers are. It's a fairly small, niche group of internet spergs who know of Chris and follow his antics. Just because he popped up on normie news outlets a couple times does not make Chris a household name, nor would it mean people will know about the house. If someone does buy the house and if Chris did show up one day then the new owners will likely not know who he is, or maybe might know he lived there at one point because of neighborhood gossip, but will just know he's some weirdo pervert who needs to leave.

I would think at least the neighbors (who have survived and not move) would let the new owners know. It will be awesome to see that and the new owners call the cops so that Chris can get arrested again. Police: "I can't believe we have to deal with this guy again."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

House is in complete disarray. The yard is trashed. Barb is not there, no one is home and it doesn't look like anyone has been for a while. Sonichu temple, the portal to toontown.
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I'm glad. Now. Chris can't use the house as toilet paper. Operation, "Rescue Hairy Barbussy" is going to be a riot. Chris marching down to Harriet's to kidnap Barb with a rusty old wheelchair only to be arrested with some KY Jelly in his pocket and some Sonichu themed condoms he made out of thimbles.

It looks completely different without the evil inside.

All those old lady gang rapes by Chris' headmates really livened up the place adding a sense of decor and hospitality.

 

[A-№1]

Here's Crystal, Chris & Barb's mother-daughter project

I don't think that app takes incest into account.

I hope at least she's with an owner that can train her before it's too late.

I hope she's still with the neighbor and bites Chris when he tries to return.

What Chris and Barb did with those dogs shouldn't happen to a dog.

hospitality

Whatif Chris returns to 14BLC and opens up a bed-and-breakfast to make ends meet?

 

[Ophelia]

I wonder how much of this can be attributed to the average ween no longer wanting to associate themselves with Chris? It's one thing to brag on reddit about visiting the house of internet funny man, it's another to try to claim clout for visiting the ground zero of actual motherfucking.

These are a bunch of dumb kids with the streak of reckless derangement that comes from too much trash on the internet plus a desperate craving for any kind of fame. They do not care how filthy Chris is now.

The question is, would bothering the new owners get them what they desire? Or would they rather hunt down Chris himself?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

What if Chris returns to 14BLC and opens up a bed-and-breakfast to make ends meet?

I have a whole house near me that is an AirBnB that rents for $100 a day but it's clean and doesn't smell like hot garbage. I doubt Chris could keep the house clean enough to not be banned from AirBnB after just one visit.

 

[TayandYou]

I think everyone asking if any new owners of 14BC will know of the "infamy" of the house and it's occupants are grossly overestimating the "infamy" of the Chandlers. Most normies have no fucking clue who the Chandlers are. It's a fairly small, niche group of internet spergs who know of Chris and follow his antics. Just because he popped up on normie news outlets a couple times does not make Chris a household name, nor would it mean people will know about the house. If someone does buy the house and if Chris did show up one day then the new owners will likely not know who he is, or maybe might know he lived there at one point because of neighborhood gossip, but will just know he's some weirdo pervert who needs to leave.

They will know for sure. All they need to do is look up 14 Branchland Court online and one of the first things that pops up is a CWCki article on the house they want to buy. Most houses do not have articles written about them.

 

[A-№1]

I doubt Chris could keep the house clean enough to not be banned from AirBnB after just one visit.

I doubt Chris could compel his "guests" to pay, regardless. If Ruckersville wasn't so far from civilization, 14BLC would become a homeless squat in very short order.

They will know for sure. All they need to do is look up 14 Branchland Court online and one of the first things that pops up is a CWCki article on the house they want to buy. Most houses do not have articles written about them.

The real estate agent will likely tell them himself to minimize the harm to potential sales. In fact he'll probably use it to explain why the asking price is so low (even if it isn't).

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I hope she's still with the neighbor and bites Chris when he tries to return.

You and me both.

Whatif Chris returns to 14BLC and opens up a bed-and-breakfast to make ends meet?

That wouldn't be a bad idea. Would it be legal since it's in a residential area? However Chris is too stupid/lazy to do this. I'm 100% certain Null would help, but since Chris has written him off, I'd imagine ween doing it, keeping the profits, and subjecting Chris to more embarrassing and humiliating acts.

 

[oramge cat]

What powers does Crystal have in Chris's fantasy anyway? I don't recall him speaking or writing a lot about her.

I think Chris was a little more grounded in reality when he was really talking about that and she was just a regular kid.

 

[A-№1]

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

For anyone other than Chris. The house is the one monetizable asset available to the Chandlers, but they're both too useless to take advantage of that.

However, I could see Tom & Harriet turning it into a rental to fund Barb's care if it weren't such a cleanup disaster inside. That would be a better long term use than selling it for a one-time lump sum. Without having a look inside I don't know if the cost of cleaning it up to make it rentable would be worth the potential earnings. That said, I've seen some very grim rentals.

Would it be legal since it's in a residential area?

Ruckersville is unincorporated, so there's little that would stop them (other than their own laziness and stupidity).

I'm 100% certain Null would help,

I certainly hope not, for Null's sake.

Chris has written him off,

Null finally wrote Chris off, not the other way around. He's a good man for trying to save Chris, and a smart man for seeing that's impossible.

I'd imagine ween doing it, keeping the profits, and subjecting Chris to more embarrassing and humiliating acts.

It doesn't need to be a ween. I can see a court appointed conservator doing much the same.

 

[Ophelia]

It doesn't need to be a ween. I can see a court appointed conservator doing much the same.

That sounds like professionally playing Kick the Autistic.

 

[A-№1]

That sounds like professionally playing Kick the Autistic.

They wouldn't give enough fucks about Chris to play. It's all about the money.

 

[normankrasner]

I think everyone asking if any new owners of 14BC will know of the "infamy" of the house and it's occupants are grossly overestimating the "infamy" of the Chandlers. Most normies have no fucking clue who the Chandlers are. It's a fairly small, niche group of internet spergs who know of Chris and follow his antics. Just because he popped up on normie news outlets a couple times does not make Chris a household name, nor would it mean people will know about the house. If someone does buy the house and if Chris did show up one day then the new owners will likely not know who he is, or maybe might know he lived there at one point because of neighborhood gossip, but will just know he's some weirdo pervert who needs to leave.

they might have to change the outside, the owners of the house used for the Brady Bunch had to

 

[The Dude]

they might have to change the outside, the owners of the house used for the Brady Bunch had to

I mean, what would be the point aside from personal tastes of the new owners? Unless the house gets completely demolished and a new one built, it would still be the same house with the same address in the same location. Dumbass ween retards will still drive by occasionally to see the property for themselves and take photos. There just wouldn't be much of a point in changing the exterior beyond making the house look nicer/more updated.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I have a whole house near me that is an AirBnB that rents for $100 a day but it's clean and doesn't smell like hot garbage. I doubt Chris could keep the house clean enough to not be banned from AirBnB after just one visit.

It would be like traveling to Moldova for kicks. You PAY for a few nights in a crumbling, roach-infested Soviet hotel, to get bummed and robbed by roving bands of Gypsies or whatever they have for Gopniks and chased by packs of feral dogs. But only if Chris' bubble of delusion can be burst. Otherwise it will stay a Temple of a one man cult.

 

[Clownery]

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Here's Crystal, Chris & Barb's mother-daughter project

the anti christ takes many forms

I wonder how much of this can be attributed to the average ween no longer wanting to associate themselves with Chris? It's one thing to brag on reddit about visiting the house of internet funny man, it's another to try to claim clout for visiting the ground zero of actual motherfucking.

seeing how one of the first things to happen after chris was arrested was a ween stealing his licence plate im gonna say that its positively shocking that (to our knowledge) no one has broken in yet

 

[GranAutismo]

seeing how one of the first things to happen after chris was arrested was a ween stealing his licence plate im gonna say that its positively shocking that (to our knowledge) no one has broken in yet

there's nothing worth stealing at 14BC, even Chris said it himself.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

What if Chris returns to 14BLC and opens up a bed-and-breakfast to make ends meet?

How long until the first “incident?”

Imagine, you awake, 3am, complete darkness, and you hear childish chatter down the hall from the ajar bedroom door. A bit later, awake again and hear rhythmic schlicking sounds from the corner of your room, followed by some stress sighs.

It would be a living horror movie to be sure.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

there's nothing worth stealing at 14BC, even Chris said it himself.

...then he -does- have 2 brain cells left to rub together...