Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Stanley Tit]

I'm hearing Kino Casino has gone downhill because all Ashton's capos have monkeypox.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Somewhat passable background noise tonight. Andy seething over breaking his own headphones was kind of funny, him losing his shit over people messaging him on Steam is just fucking weird. Apparently changing the settings before shows is hard for him. If they're going to churn out this low effort anti-kino they should at least consider moving towards a variety show format to break up these boring hour long segments fixating on Nick. There's only so many times they can take his unfunny memes at face value for comedic effect before doing so becomes equally unfunny.

 

[Jasper2K]

him losing his shit over people messaging him on Steam is just fucking weird

Yeah something about that made me uncomfortable. I'm sure he's a real peach to be "friends" with

 

[tmhtdf]

I don't get it. Warski has been told by chat, by their biggest donator, from thousands upon thousands of people to STOP FUCKING PAUSING, yet he reees at them and keeps pausing every 2 seconds. Imagine just....not listening to your audience.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I don't get it. Warski has been told by chat, by their biggest donator, from thousands upon thousands of people to STOP FUCKING PAUSING, yet he reees at them and keeps pausing every 2 seconds. Imagine just....not listening to your audience.

He couldn't even roll with the punches when he broke his headphones trying to flex and PPP gave him a modicum of shit over it. The dude's ego is growing bigger by the day and he absolutely cannot take banter when it's at his expense in any way shape or form. He went from making fun of his own AIM AIM AIM out of self-deprecation to sperging at people for making AIM AIM AIM jokes in chat, and that was months ago. He does not contribute as much to the show as he thinks he does and his constant need to be in the spotlight is turning him into Ralph with a better diet. At their current pace they could probably maintain their current cash flow almost indefinitely barring deplatforming, but if Andy doesn't reign his unwarranted self importance in he's going to do something exceedingly stupid out of sheer hubris that causes the bottom to well and truly fall out for both him and Ashton.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I don't get it. Warski has been told by chat, by their biggest donator, from thousands upon thousands of people to STOP FUCKING PAUSING, yet he reees at them and keeps pausing every 2 seconds. Imagine just....not listening to your audience.

We are at like episode 62 and we are still on Fuentes and Gunty. There is only that much milk a mexican goblin and a pig can produce, like we get it Fuentes is gay and Gunty has a Gunt. It's gotten stale, especially with Andy existing. Then again you look at their other nontent and i don't think they are physically able to do anything more judging by their leaked guntroad.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

The whole "PLEASE DON'T DONATE $2,000 GUYS. I'D HATE TO HAVE TO WATCH ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR OF THIS SHIT. PLEASE GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T REACH 2K. PLEASE!!!" is such a scummy level of grifting. I can handle just accepting donations but PPP constantly asking for donations in a joking but a totally serious way is so slimey, it makes me want to turn it off.

Also take a drink for every time Andy mentions his training, you will be sloshed every night.

 

[grrr]

ppp has to stop andy from seal-clapping. of all the tardisms andy does that's the most grating. he's doing it more and more and this episode is almost unlistenable.

GUYS. *pause* NICK.... *look at the camera* LIKES..... THE *scrunches face up* MINIONS???!! *raises hands in preparation for seal clap* THE MINIONS, FOLKS *seal clap*

 

[Jasper2K]

The whole "PLEASE DON'T DONATE $2,000 GUYS. I'D HATE TO HAVE TO WATCH ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR OF THIS SHIT. PLEASE GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T REACH 2K. PLEASE!!!" is such a scummy level of grifting. I can handle just accepting donations but PPP constantly asking for donations in a joking but a totally serious way is so slimey, it makes me want to turn it off.

Also take a drink for every time Andy mentions his training, you will be sloshed every night.

Hey guys I'm totally down to play Rust after......................................working out.....

 

[3322]

I like how this thread is just people saying how terrible Kino Casino is every single week but you continue watching it somehow hoping next show will be better? Just let go frends, it's never going to be good ever again. You can just unsubscribe. I did and nothing bad happened to me.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I mean let's be frank KING DSP, KING DSP LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN. See the thing is DSP despite being a grifter he is actually a better human being than Ashton and Andy combined. OH WOW HE WOULD GIVE ME 50000$ TO BE HIS ONLINE CIRCUS CLOWN. Old PPP knew this but i guess he was just posturing, it isn't about the money. It's better to make 50$ a day in a honest day's graft than make 50,000,000$ a day as somebody's prostitute. And DSP is a lowly grifter but even he has some sort of dignity and you know what ? He is not a sellout, he is not a Judas, he is not an Ashton Parks or an Andy Warski, and i gotta give a tip of the hat to DSP for that. Phil Burnel has standards, and those standards do not allow him to kiss the feet of a grifting drug addled garden gnome with canceraids, no matter how lucrative the deal might be monetarily.

2 Thessalonians 3 :

1 Finally, brethren, pray for us, that the word of the Lord may have free course, and be glorified, even as it is with you:
2 And that we may be delivered from unreasonable and wicked men: for all men have not faith.
3 But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil.
4 And we have confidence in the Lord touching you, that ye both do and will do the things which we command you.
5 And the Lord direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ.
6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.
7 For yourselves know how ye ought to follow us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you;
8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you:
9 Not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to follow us.
10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.
13 But ye, brethren, be not weary in well doing.
14 And if any man obey not our word by this epistle, note that man, and have no company with him, that he may be ashamed.
15 Yet count him not as an enemy, but admonish him as a brother.
16 Now the Lord of peace himself give you peace always by all means. The Lord be with you all.
17 The salutation of Paul with mine own hand, which is the token in every epistle: so I write.
18 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

Not only does PPP eat, but he gorges himself in vast amounts of food, and i'd admonish him as a brother, Ladies and Guntlemen for his grifting, but a flaming homosexual reprobate is no brother of mine. I hate the enemies of God with a perfect hatred. It is very clear that Ashton Parks in fact never had any Christian values, he just pretended to, so he was also a wolf amongst the sheep. DSP is more of my brother in Christ than PPP will ever be, therefore he can be admonished, and he is.

 

[Herr Buckingham the 3rd.]

They stopped the show a total of 16 times to read fucking donations. And that's not even broaching the subject of andy pausing to give absolutely WORTHLESS commentary. Just shut the fuck up and let it play. Your "WOOOOAAAHHH GUYS!!!" only invokes anger or cringe. If you have nothing interesting to say then JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ANDY.

 

[Jasper2K]

I like how this thread is just people saying how terrible Kino Casino is every single week but you continue watching it somehow hoping next show will be better? Just let go frends, it's never going to be good ever again. You can just unsubscribe. I did and nothing bad happened to me.

You could say that about any lolcow. Why do we keep watching? What attracts us? It's like watching a slow motion train wreck.

 

[All becomes gunt]

You could say that about any lolcow. Why do we keep watching? What attracts us? It's like watching a slow motion train wreck.

It's a mixture of things. First of all it's entertaining, not in the way they intent it to be but it is. Second of all you have a bad day and then you see these people and you think "Hey you know what, at least i am not that guy". You get to shitpost and get involved, share your hot takes that noone gives a shit about, but you still get to type them and let it all out, you get to be autistic detective and spend some free time you don't care about. Laughter is the best medicine and by this point these people have become the elixir of life. Yeah tl;dr it is a slow motion trainwreck, and that's amazing.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I like how this thread is just people saying how terrible Kino Casino is every single week but you continue watching it somehow hoping next show will be better? Just let go frends, it's never going to be good ever again. You can just unsubscribe. I did and nothing bad happened to me.

Same reason people still watch the Killstream. If they don't produce entertaining content, sooner or later the entertainment will be derived at their expense. Andy's already losing his shit over people messaging him on Steam, just imagine how it's going to be when fans turn and start actively fucking with them.

 

[Fools Idol]

So I tune into the Kino Casino randomly and PPP and Warski are having an argument about masturbating and Warski promising to jack it later, is this somthing they do often? Don't get me wrong, it was funny but it was strange to say the least.

 

[Stanley Tit]

So Surfer says in his most recent stream that PPP was kicked out of college because of a rape accusation.

I'm surprised those of you who hang on his every "schizo" word haven't shared this with the thread!

 

[Crystal Golem]

If only warski wasn't on the show, episode 200,000 of Nick Fuentes does thing and Ralph recaps from 24 hours ago would totally be good if only warski wasnt there. Yeah that's it.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Did PPP ever really say he was Jewish or was he "just meme-ing"? Did he ever go into his family history or show a 23 and Me?

 

[instythot]

We are at like episode 62 and we are still on Fuentes and Gunty. There is only that much milk a mexican goblin and a pig can produce, like we get it Fuentes is gay and Gunty has a Gunt. It's gotten stale, especially with Andy existing. Then again you look at their other nontent and i don't think they are physically able to do anything more judging by their leaked guntroad.

I am catching up on the last four episodes and I think a big part of the reason we're not getting more cows is that a big part of the entertainment is that the cows they choose just fucking melt down in response to Kasino Koverage. This is why the otherwise fertile grounds that are RTU and Hollywood God aren't really landing and they have to keep milking AF and gunt to the point it's getting stale

Maybe we can get some slanderous features on Nicholas DeOrio or other low impulse drama queers once they figure this out