Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
While there's dark humor to the idea of doing something to Sandra's grave, and while there's a 50-50 possibility I might chuckle out of reflex to the sheer insanity of it all if I see a photo of an anon pissing on Sandra's grave or the like. Don't do it. Anyone who actually goes so far as to fuck with the resting place of a deceased person is human garbage who deserves a bullet through their dome.
Does she even have a grave? Knowing Ralph he would be all for a grave until he learns about the cost then would be like;

”Wait a minute what?! For a hole inda ground and sum wood? Nahhh bish, mah mama wundnt want her son bein’ played like a punk. just Burn her.

WHAT, HOW MUCH FOR A URN?!? Nahhhh bish I ent paying that much for a fuckin’ faggy pot, just give me her in a tupperware container and I’ll sprinkle her ashes over every bar in Richmond like she’d wanted.”
 
Does she even have a grave? Knowing Ralph he would be all for a grave until he learns about the cost then would be like;

”Wait a minute what?! For a hole inda ground and sum wood? Nahhh bish, mah mama wundnt want her son bein’ played like a punk. just Burn her.

WHAT, HOW MUCH FOR A URN?!? Nahhhh bish I ent paying that much for a fuckin’ faggy pot, just give me her in a tupperware container and I’ll sprinkle her ashes over every bar in Richmond like she’d wanted.”
he’d still have to pay a few hundred dollars just to get her ashes in a cardboard box. I don’t think he did that even.
 
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What is this then? https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m
>Half his swattings were just medical calls
Yeah because after a while they stop taking it seriously and so the swatters resort to other methods to distrupt the streams.
Ralph lives in the Southside ghetto. This is a highly violent crime area. This has been documented extensively in various threads.
It’s reasonable to expect the RPD to respond with guns drawn to most calls in Southside. I would be surprised if they didn’t show up like that.
It was nice of the callers to wait for PedoParty and ReRoll to leave the house before calling though.
 
Does she even have a grave? Knowing Ralph he would be all for a grave until he learns about the cost then would be like;

”Wait a minute what?! For a hole inda ground and sum wood? Nahhh bish, mah mama wundnt want her son bein’ played like a punk. just Burn her.

WHAT, HOW MUCH FOR A URN?!? Nahhhh bish I ent paying that much for a fuckin’ faggy pot, just give me her in a tupperware container and I’ll sprinkle her ashes over every bar in Richmond like she’d wanted.”
100% There’s no marker or tombstone where she was supposed to be buried in West Memphis over a year ago.

I figure Gunt has her ashes in a bag and thinks he will just spread them around in the plots of her family members to save a few bucks. He might even get lazier and decide she really wanted her ashes spread in the Ralph’s landlord’s backyard in South Richmond.
 
Chris is king of retard mountain but Ralph is fast approaching the summit.
Ralph has definitely done some shit but Chris btfo'd Ralph but fucking his own mother. Ralph can never be top of the fucking your own mother sektur and it will haunt him forever. Unless he goes full murder on his family, or sticks his dick in Sandra's ashes to become king of the fucking your mother (while not alive) sektur. That might just put him in the lead. We don't want Ralph in the lead and he's too much of a bitch to fuck his mom's ashes anyways. I know you'll read this Ralph, you non ash fucking pussy.
 
Ralph has definitely done some shit but Chris btfo'd Ralph but fucking his own mother. Ralph can never be top of the fucking your own mother sektur and it will haunt him forever. Unless he goes full murder on his family, or sticks his dick in Sandra's ashes to become king of the fucking your mother (while not alive) sektur. That might just put him in the lead. We don't want Ralph in the lead and he's too much of a bitch to fuck his mom's ashes anyways. I know you'll read this Ralph, you non ash fucking pussy.
There’s always his daughter. Or his son.
 
No joke, if I knew where Ralph's mom's tombstone was and I lived within a few hundred km I would make a road trip and save up all my shit In a bucket then dump it when I got down. I'd make sure I was eating a high corn diet for some nice corn bits to be visible in the turd

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Ralph has definitely done some shit but Chris btfo'd Ralph but fucking his own mother. Ralph can never be top of the fucking your own mother sektur and it will haunt him forever. Unless he goes full murder on his family, or sticks his dick in Sandra's ashes to become king of the fucking your mother (while not alive) sektur. That might just put him in the lead. We don't want Ralph in the lead and he's too much of a bitch to fuck his mom's ashes anyways. I know you'll read this Ralph, you non ash fucking pussy.

Personally I think Raplh should try to one up Chris and get fucked by his mom's ashes instead, pic related would do the job

Ashydildo.jpg
 
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No joke, if I knew where Ralph's mom's tombstone was and I lived within a few hundred km I would make a road trip and save up all my shit In a bucket then dump it when I got down. I'd make sure I was eating a high corn diet for some nice corn bits to be visible in the turd

Rate me MATI all you want, you know it would be kino and I highly suggest someone does it and posts it.




Personally I think Raplh should try to one up Chris and get fucked by his mom's ashes instead, pic related would do the job

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Being at the grave would make Ralph wig out more.

Don't need to shit on someones grave.
 
No joke, if I knew where Ralph's mom's tombstone was and I lived within a few hundred km I would make a road trip and save up all my shit In a bucket then dump it when I got down. I'd make sure I was eating a high corn diet for some nice corn bits to be visible in the turd

Rate me MATI all you want, you know it would be kino and I highly suggest someone does it and posts it.
I highly suggest you do it and post it.
 
100% There’s no marker or tombstone where she was supposed to be buried in West Memphis over a year ago.

I figure Gunt has her ashes in a bag and thinks he will just spread them around in the plots of her family members to save a few bucks. He might even get lazier and decide she really wanted her ashes spread in the Ralph’s landlord’s backyard in South Richmond.
If Ralph actually keeps his mother's ashes lying around in a little ziplock baggie then there's an astronomically small, but not 0% chance he may accidentally snort them.
This, and only this, would be the act that definitively puts him over Chris as the true and honest King of Cows.
 
If Ralph actually keeps his mother's ashes lying around in a little ziplock baggie then there's an astronomically small, but not 0% chance he may accidentally snort them.
This, and only this, would be the act that definitively puts him over Chris as the true and honest King of Cows.
Nah, Ralph isn’t cool like Keith Richards.

But given his dear sainted mother followed a hair metal band named after cocaine she’d probably wouldn’t mind being mixed up with Gunt’s DC powder and snorted like Keith’s old man. In fact, being mixed up with some low quality blow and passed around at a SNOW reunion show was probably her real final wish.
 
I don't think poop is enough humiliation. I think he should go out there and jerk off on her gravestone while calling her a nasty slut.

Filming it to humiliate himself make Ralph mad for our entertainment of course.
Why didn’t I think of this. A good old fashioned tribute.
 
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