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reinhardheydrich said:
He doesn't know that I am currently in his walls. Alex, put your micro peen away. This is the 37th time today you've fapped.
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Having done 15 in 24hrs as an overly testosteroned 14yr old who managed to rent his first porno video while his parents were gone for the weekend (this was WAY before the Internet was anything outside of military bunkers and university libraries) I can say that there's no chance in hell for this. My wiener was so sore by the 13th it was more pain then pleasure and by the 15th had pink streaks inside my spooge and called it off in fear, that there is NO chance the guy did 37 in 24hrs without cumming buckets of blood and destroying his reproductive system for life. (this would be a positive however, and the most unique way of winning a Darwin award I ever heard of.)
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Having done 15 in 24hrs as an overly testosteroned 14yr old who managed to rent his first porno video while his parents were gone for the weekend (this was WAY before the Internet was anything outside of military bunkers and university libraries) I can say that there's no chance in hell for this. My wiener was so sore by the 13th it was more pain then pleasure and by the 15th had pink streaks inside my spooge and called it off in fear, that there is NO chance the guy did 37 in 24hrs without cumming buckets of blood and destroying his reproductive system for life. (this would be a positive however, and the most unique way of winning a Darwin award I ever heard of.)
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Maybe he means that Alex was doing anal. He's well use to it by now.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Having done 15 in 24hrs as an overly testosteroned 14yr old who managed to rent his first porno video while his parents were gone for the weekend (this was WAY before the Internet was anything outside of military bunkers and university libraries) I can say that there's no chance in hell for this. My wiener was so sore by the 13th it was more pain then pleasure and by the 15th had pink streaks inside my spooge and called it off in fear, that there is NO chance the guy did 37 in 24hrs without cumming buckets of blood and destroying his reproductive system for life. (this would be a positive however, and the most unique way of winning a Darwin award I ever heard of.)
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oh my god
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Having done 15 in 24hrs as an overly testosteroned 14yr old who managed to rent his first porno video while his parents were gone for the weekend (this was WAY before the Internet was anything outside of military bunkers and university libraries) I can say that there's no chance in hell for this. My wiener was so sore by the 13th it was more pain then pleasure and by the 15th had pink streaks inside my spooge and called it off in fear, that there is NO chance the guy did 37 in 24hrs without cumming buckets of blood and destroying his reproductive system for life. (this would be a positive however, and the most unique way of winning a Darwin award I ever heard of.)
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That's...frighteningly specific.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
That's...frighteningly specific.
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It's a very vivid memory. I could go into further detail of which scene triggered which ejaculation and the quality of the orgasm of each one if you like. Unlike Alex, I am not full of shit and can actually do this because it actually happened.

I'm not especially proud of it, but since none of you autists will EVER know who I am IRL I don't particularly mind sharing.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's a very vivid memory. I could go into further detail of which scene triggered which ejaculation and the quality of the orgasm of each one if you like. Unlike Alex, I am not full of shit and can actually do this because it actually happened.

I'm not especially proud of it, but since none of you autists will EVER know who I am IRL I don't particularly mind sharing.
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Oh please regale us with your tale of chronic masturbation. And I do know who you are, Robert Newmark of Sarasota, FL.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Oh please regale us with your tale of chronic masturbation. And I do know who you are, Robert Newmark of Sarasota, FL.
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Ahah!! The joke's on you! My 7 proxies have defeated your Kiwi doxxxing black sorcery, for I am infact Nigel Newmark, proud Britbong and resident of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales!
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Ahah!! The joke's on you! My 7 proxies have defeated your Kiwi doxxxing black sorcery, for I am infact Nigel Newmark, proud Britbong and resident of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales!
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That name is an abomination to all humanity! IT HAS FOUR GODDAMN "L"s in a row ffs!
 
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Alex has been pretty dull lately, but the photobashed in head got me.
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Which of you 1337 H4x0rs are trying to reset Alex's accounts and steal his millions?
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You can order those half and half pizzas to share or if you can't decide what you want. Is he doing this with his haircut. I'll take a number 2 on the dent and just leave the rest
 
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