"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 124 37.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 204 62.2%

  • Total voters
    328
I don't get this. Swatting is so gay.

The stuff with Ralph is actually funny. You give him free stuff, don't disturb or scare his family, and have a giggle.

Surely someone out there is both an enemy of Jim's and has a sense of humor?
The people Jim takes the piss out of are commonly not level headed people.
Personally I'm waiting for the furries to yiff him.
 
The people Jim takes the piss out of are commonly not level headed people.
Personally I'm waiting for the furries to yiff him.
jim most likely has an ar-15 in his house. no way did he get doxxed and not prepare for the worst case scenario. especially with ralph saying he's "a fixin to hollar at his house."
though if jim is smart, he won't do anything until the moment someone breaks in.
that's the law. you have to wait until someone breaks in to be allowed to shoot them.
edit: it's not really the law, but if you don't do it, a prosecutor will use it as a point against you.
 
jim most likely has an ar-15 in his house. no way did he get doxxed and not prepare for the worst case scenario. especially with ralph saying he's "a fixin to hollar at his house."
though if jim is smart, he won't do anything until the moment someone breaks in.
that's the law. you have to wait until someone breaks in to be allowed to shoot them.
edit: it's not really the law, but if you don't do it, a prosecutor will use it as a point against you.
Minnesota has the "Castle Doctrine", FYI.
If anyone who comes into his house and threatens him with bodily harm, he can ventilate the fuck out of them.
 
I don't get this. Swatting is so gay.

The stuff with Ralph is actually funny. You give him free stuff, don't disturb or scare his family, and have a giggle.

Surely someone out there is both an enemy of Jim's and has a sense of humor?
Most internet swatters I've seen have deeper issues that go beyond "I dislike this person, lets fuck with them". Usually its a power thing
 
I'm sure this'll retardation end well for everyone involved. It's not like all of these dipshits haven't already been doxed, don't have pressure points or don't have dirty laundry they don't want aired. I'm not saying that Jim will do anything but there's tons of delusional sweetie squad fags who will take this personally and there's loads of guys who hate AF and Ralph who see Jim as an ally who will.
 
I'm sure this'll retardation end well for everyone involved. It's not like all of these dipshits haven't already been doxed, don't have pressure points or don't have dirty laundry they don't want aired. I'm not saying that Jim will do anything but there's tons of delusional sweetie squad fags who will take this personally and there's loads of guys who hate AF and Ralph who see Jim as an ally who will.
An indirect "troll war" as Ghost would put it
Nobody allowed in Minnesota or it's on sight.
 
Then I imagine a stereotypical emaciated cancer patient, rail thin, wearing a hospital robe and with one of these IV bag stands with wheels next to him, coming out the door and being like "uh hello" and it just gets funnier.
And then put it in Jim's actual voice and it's completely hilarious.
 
When's he selling the potatoes, is what I want to know?
Genuine JimCo Tatters.

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