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Apteryx Owenii said:
I've never known local cops to be even slightly intimidated by 'children' of feds, even if those children think that they have that power. Arresting the kid of a law enforcement officer might be avoided if possible, but that's a matter of professional courtesy (strongest in the NE) and not intimidation. Not for a second do I think that someone threatening to have the "fbi kick down your door" would end up anywhere but in the back of a squad car if there was cause to arrest.
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In regards to the "not afraid of the feds". It's a bigger issue in several of the states I work (TX, NM) because corruption with the cartels is just so bad. I do a bit of work in the Rio Grande valley and this is mostly from experience. Thing is, the feds know it, they just turn a blind eye because they are useful for now. If the feds really wanted to hang Uvalde PD, they could string up the entire department on RICO and corruption charges.

You see that shitshow between Uvalde PD, Texas DPS, and the feds right now? That's a great example. It isn't unheard of to have some random cartel member text a picture of your family shopping and say "I'll give you some nice tips on how to protect them". Some cartel told UPD to go shut the fuck up or their family's getting disappeared and beheaded. You try to stop illegals from tresspassing on your property? Fucking local PD shows up and rapes your ass harder than Ruby Ridge.
Ain't no "clean" cop south of, or on I-10.

EDIT: I SHOULD MENTION THAT I HAVE EXTREME PREJUDICE DUE TO PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND AM NOT UNBIASED.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
The board itself still had some pretty useful info in there, the problem was just that everything in there was just getting leaked all at once, and there was this whole new wave of newer members.
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There was simply way too much autism to properly document all the info. Maybe 20 or so people actually read the logs and knew what they were talking about, but there were 200 post-mergers talking out of their ass. Remember the Bella and Fiona are the same person theory? Or the Fiona was in TTU and in on the whole plot theory? Or even that Bella told Chris to fuck his mom.
 
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Bonktrash said:
There was simply way too much autism to properly document all the info. Maybe 20 or so people actually read the logs and knew what they were talking about, but there were 200 post-mergers talking out of their ass. Remember the Bella and Fiona are the same person theory? Or the Fiona was in TTU and in on the whole plot theory? Or even that Bella told Chris to fuck his mom.
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C'mon we all know Kelly Osborne is her real name, and Fiona and Bella are just her trollsonas. Dox complete.
 
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Bonktrash said:
There was simply way too much autism to properly document all the info. Maybe 20 or so people actually read the logs and knew what they were talking about, but there were 200 post-mergers talking out of their ass. Remember the Bella and Fiona are the same person theory? Or the Fiona was in TTU and in on the whole plot theory? Or even that Bella told Chris to fuck his mom.
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I again attribute it to just how many newer members were flooding the board. You have these 20 people that actually does the investigating as you stated, but then people don't have time to actually make sense of everything as all of this chaos is going on, so you get all of these convoluted theories and speculations.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
You could just title it "The Chess Club". It would be shorter than a Chris show, and the degeneracy would appeal more to Zoomers.
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It'd probably be like "The Office" but instead of business employess and their shenanigans, it's a bunch of edgy college students and their Discord Gayops.
 
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I really wish this story would get a netflix adaptation, fully understanding what went on is astounding. The worst chess club in human history.
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A show? Please, this is 2022. Shows, movies, medias of a bygone age. What we need is a fully voice acted story based game with dialogue choices and multiple meaningful endings. You will get to control Bella actions!
 
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TayandYou said:
There was simply way too much autism to properly document all the info. Maybe 20 or so people actually read the logs and knew what they were talking about, but there were 200 post-mergers talking out of their ass. Remember the Bella and Fiona are the same person theory? Or the Fiona was in TTU and in on the whole plot theory? Or even that Bella told Chris to fuck his mom.
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That's... that actually makes a lot of sense.
 
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TayandYou said:
There was simply way too much autism to properly document all the info. Maybe 20 or so people actually read the logs and knew what they were talking about, but there were 200 post-mergers talking out of their ass. Remember the Bella and Fiona are the same person theory? Or the Fiona was in TTU and in on the whole plot theory? Or even that Bella told Chris to fuck his mom.
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The "Bella and Fiona are the same person" theory, if I recall correctly, was posited by Angry Canadian which makes that a little more hilarious now
 
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lolnah said:
The "Bella and Fiona are the same person" theory, if I recall correctly, was posited by Angry Canadian which makes that a little more hilarious now
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Thurlow made some of the most schizo theories in the board, which really says something about him. He even believed that Bella "sounded like a black man" at one point. The sad part is that some people actually bought that whole "Bella and Fiona are the same person" thoery, but it thankfully never caught on in the long-run.
 
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Michael Janke said:
it's weird how a Navy Seal CIA glow nigger is 2 degrees of separation from chris chan.
he's connected through bella, then chris himself
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"Chris Chan demonstrates a bizarrely competent instinctual grasp of magical logic. Like where the hell did he get the idea to recycle seed? I can only conclude that the life instance known as chris chan is a carnal prison for a dark sorcerer whose crimes we can only guess about

Perhaps it was some sort of attempted rebellion against the gods, or a project to create a personal dimension to lord over backfired

Anyway kids make sure to eat your vegetables and pour your libations, or else you could be reincarnated as a pokemon fan trapped in a self-made hell realm"

"That or he's proof that the madness vs enlightenment spectrum is a circle."

"I think Chris chan is important for anyone whose ever used to internet to study. He is a millennial prometheus to the zoomer race. 50+% of people under 30 rn are afflicted with similar pathologies to his, just different degrees of severity.

And anyone who's seeming not to display them is likely having them suppressed by a self consciousness about cringe that is very much the yang to his yin"

"Chris Chan is certainly a magickal being, no doubt about that"

 
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Michael Janke said:
it's weird how a Navy Seal CIA glow nigger is 2 degrees of separation from chris chan.
he's connected through bella, then chris himself
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It's embearessing to think that a guy of his rank could be associated with not 1, but 2 infamous lolcows at the same time.
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"Chris Chan demonstrates a bizarrely competent instinctual grasp of magical logic. Like where the hell did he get the idea to recycle seed? I can only conclude that the life instance known as chris chan is a carnal prison for a dark sorcerer whose crimes we can only guess about

Perhaps it was some sort of attempted rebellion against the gods, or a project to create a personal dimension to lord over backfired

Anyway kids make sure to eat your vegetables and pour your libations, or else you could be reincarnated as a pokemon fan trapped in a self-made hell realm"

"That or he's proof that the madness vs enlightenment spectrum is a circle."

"I think Chris chan is important for anyone whose ever used to internet to study. He is a millennial prometheus to the zoomer race. 50+% of people under 30 rn are afflicted with similar pathologies to his, just different degrees of severity.

And anyone who's seeming not to display them is likely having them suppressed by a self consciousness about cringe that is very much the yang to his yin"

"Chris Chan is certainly a magickal being, no doubt about that"

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Anyone that says anything like this, that Chris or Bella is some sort of representation of all the world's woes, probably knows nothing about either of them at all, just the embellished narrative structure that surrounds them. They're just massive fuck ups that made asses of themselves, and continue to do so, through their own overblown egos.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
It's embearessing to think that a guy of his rank could be associated with not 1, but 2 infamous lolcows at the same time.

Anyone that says anything like this, that Chris or Bella is some sort of representation of all the world's woes, probably knows nothing about either of them at all, just the embellished narrative structure that surrounds them. They're just massive fuck ups that made asses of themselves, and continue to do so, through their own overblown egos.
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No, once you become enlightened enough you will realize that there's a lot more at play than just random fuck-ups who coincidentally attracted the attention of the large segments of human beings all around the world. There is no such thing as a coincidence, as that black guy who behaves like an Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion NPC on TikTok stated. Any figure who sparks such fascination has magickal qualities.

I once thought the same as you, so I encourage you and everyone else reading this to open their eyes. Chris Chan is a spiritual entity, sort of like Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Joseph Smith -- except a 21st Century version of what not to be rather than what to be, who attracts anti-acolytes rather than acolytes.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Anyone that says anything like this, that Chris or Bella is some sort of representation of all the world's woes, probably knows nothing about either of them at all, just the embellished narrative structure that surrounds them. They're just massive fuck ups that made asses of themselves, and continue to do so, through their own overblown egos.
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Chris the man might just be a massive fuck up, but at this point the legend of Chris Chan as the general populace knows it is pretty much it's own thing.
 
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