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She's as wide as a fucking Costco pallet JFC
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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TeracottaPah
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98 year old Thelma can walk laps around Chantal. And still probably have her breath.
I love how the clip ends with her,
"NO, we CAN'T walk!" Disgusting.
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Chance Carmichael used to do this sort of thing deliberately. Fat fetishist homosexuals evidently like watching a hugely obese person exceed the weight limit on a scooter in WalMart or the supermarket, so Chance would plant himself in a scooter meant for the disabled and record as he destroyed the engine or taxed it so much that the battery ran down ten times faster than normal. I wonder how much similar people would pay to listen to that scooter beg for mercy.
CostCo is bad enough without a giggling stink pile creating audio hell on a scooter meant for the legitimately disabled, people with broken limbs and the elderly, the latter of whom seem to handle the huge size of the place just fine as an enormous and mentally unwell woman not yet forty destroys an expensive piece of machinery because walking is hard.
CostCo is bad enough without a giggling stink pile creating audio hell on a scooter meant for the legitimately disabled, people with broken limbs and the elderly, the latter of whom seem to handle the huge size of the place just fine as an enormous and mentally unwell woman not yet forty destroys an expensive piece of machinery because walking is hard.
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People of Costco, this is not a drill. I repeat, not a drill. The gunt is upon you
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Looks like I am having a nightmare tonight.
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As long as she can drive, she is not too fat to kill someone.
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Not sure how she didn't cause a mass panic exit in Costco.
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She is coming for DeeDee's FEET now. Of all things.
"She is like a size 13! Her feet are definitely bigger than Nader's!" Then catches herself and realizes she has the ugliest feet on earth. "I have half toes, but at least my feet are a normal size."
AND? Like what does that even mean? But tell us again about how you are so unbothered and not jealous of D2.
Imagine obsessing over the size and shape of your ex-"boyfriend"s new girlfriend's FEET. And comparing it to yours.
You can't make this shit up. This bitch has officially lost her damn mind.
"She is like a size 13! Her feet are definitely bigger than Nader's!" Then catches herself and realizes she has the ugliest feet on earth. "I have half toes, but at least my feet are a normal size."
AND? Like what does that even mean? But tell us again about how you are so unbothered and not jealous of D2.
Imagine obsessing over the size and shape of your ex-"boyfriend"s new girlfriend's FEET. And comparing it to yours.
You can't make this shit up. This bitch has officially lost her damn mind.
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She has nothing left to cling to. She has no hair, is completely spherical, dogshit ugly, and doesn’t practice any kind of personal hygiene. She went for DD’s feet not realizing she has half hobbit, half pig trotters herself. She has nothing left to rag on.
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AND YET! And yet. I do believe I've heard her condemn others that come for other's appearances. Clotso, hypocrisy is a cruel mistress who will forever deny you green peen. Pick a different color, you Canadian STI.
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draculasestateagent
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When the scooter starts sounding like a shagging Guinea pig it’s time to stay home.
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Before I watched the clip, I was imagining the old 'malfunctioning warp drive' sound from the original Star Trek. But watching her on that poor thing reminded me of the John C Reilly/Wareheim/Oizo Scooty Puff masterpiece which surely cannot be far into Chantal's future,
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She's not even his ‘new’ girlfriend, she's his ‘actual’ girlfriend. That he's lived with for what? The length of time it rakes to grow a person?
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Jesus H Christ! She needs to learn to pick her battles. Somebody with feet that resemble a cross between the Flintstones and The Hills Have Eyes characters need not comment upon DeeDee’s feet, almost whatever they look like. In fact, she needs to lay of DD‘s appearance altogether. It’s my opinion that she’s no oil painting and I wouldn’t want to come face to face with her in a dark alley, but she is more put together and cleaner/classier than Madam, here. Every time Chantal comes after DD’s looks, DD’s hair, she makes herself look nasty and jealous….that’s all.
Moving on. I’m getting optimistic, I know, but I do feel that her current level of cycling, desperation, insanity, poverty combined with a more and more Peed-off Nader and D2…..all means a crisis soon. A crisis is NEEDED because it is the only way to end this current, stupid, boring arc.
It depends which is the weakest link. Will it be Chantal’s physical health? Will it be her inevitable mental breakdown? Will Nader and DD finally stop and go ACTUAL no contact? Will somebody get arrested?
I need this arc to end, for all our sanities. But here I will throw in my personal answer to the recent subject of ‘what we most hate about Chantal’s ‘Chantalisms’.
For me, I have but one traumatic incident that I‘ve filed under ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…….
I think I felt a little piece of my soul leaving me, listening to Chantal dive in and SLURP AND SUCK AND SLURRRRPPP on that poor mango.
We need a new poll, I feel. This arc will be brought to a close only by:
a) Chantal’s physical health failing. ) to require inpatient
b) Chantal’s mental health failing. )to require inpatient
c) Peetz joins the 41% and Chantal has to move (not being on the leese
d) D2 and Nader actually go no contact….see b)
e) Chantal is flat broke/in debt and is forced into financial turmoil.…see d) and c)
f) Anyone, probably either Chantal or Nader get arrested formally. Handcuffs, jail, the whole thing.
g) Chantal finally has a major road accident.
Feel free to create a better worded post and to add to my ideas.
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Think about why Chantal went to Costco. She’s the only person I’ve ever seen that went to a bulk store to shop for a single person and spend more than an entire large family. All those groceries for someone who eats out 3 times a day at least. She seriously bought an ungodly amount of food that would make you think she has a house full of teenagers to feed. Waste of time, money, and food. Also Peetz doesn’t count, he just eats whatever Jabba drops off her throne.
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Chantal is very close to becoming immobile.
The need for a mobility scooter for a basic shopping trip, the office chair in the kitchen for washing up, the minigolf livestream where she had to quit because of back pain just from standing for 4 holes.
I don't think she could even go on a date to the zoo or the park anymore, like she did with Nader last year.
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Think she'll gift it in an unwanted care package to our (un) favorite Egyptian waifs Nads and Roman (since she's cycling and mentioned him) in her semi annual bid to appear as Chinny Teresa? Or will it all end up in box mountain? Fuck she'd make for fantastic coliseum material. Given her opponent wasn't lions or legit gladiators. Plenty of lolcows to pluck from the farms, though.
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No they're not. They're bloated pig trotters.
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Do you guys remember when she went to Costco a few years (?) Ago and recorded herself the whole time, making a huge deal about walking the store instead of using a scooter? How the mighty (large) have fallen.