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[80's Dad]

It's so pathetic that Phil has to bring all this fucking tacticool shit everywhere, even when hiking. Kevin and shit eater don't even have water bottles, and Kevin's wearing denim. Those two are crazy unprepared. But Phil looks like he's half expecting a guerrilla style attack out in the peaceful woods of Colorado. Dumbass troons can't do anything right.

Also as a solo female hiker, I would be terrified to come across someone decked out like Phil on the trail. Why do you need so many weapons?? Lots of places out here to make someone disappear... He sets off so many alarm bells for me.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I was bored so I drew my favourite true and honest woman.

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What's going on with Jen's leg?

Rare nature Kevin: "Forest 'Tards"
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I count four high capacity magazines, a tourniquet kit, and a quick detach IFAK that more than likely contains nothing but hemostatic gauze and forceps to cut off bleeds,and not, you know, a good hiking fak that has stuff like sunscreen, bugspray, insect bite relief, moleskin, ace wraps for sprains.


Does he ever quit the milspec larp?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Also as a solo female hiker, I would be terrified to come across someone decked out like Phil on the trail. Why do you need so many weapons?? Lots of places out here to make someone disappear... He sets off so many alarm bells for me.

I wonder, would they even register as trans-women if you encountered them like that? Not that that makes them less likely to be dangerous than an average bloke.

 

[Blasted Heath]

I've come across a lot of weirdos on my solo hikes (once bad enough that I didn't hike alone for like a year after that, even armed) but Jen would rank among the creepiest. Not the most physically threatening -- that goes to Bonnie -- but the biggest sign that something's really fucked up. You know how horror movies will sometimes show a really fucked up animal to emphasize how creepy the scene is? It's like that.

That, or I'd just think that I had stumbled across one of those nature hikes for severe autists. You never know.

 

[Constellationzero]

How is gravity holding them up? They look like they're in the process of tipping over, especially when compared to the angles of the trees around them.

The magic of pre-orders, unboxings, and anime!! UwU

Or...just the stink lines from Kevin's rotpocket.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Leg shaving may be part of his fetish. I have the misfortune of imagining him autistically enjoying the smoothness under his massive man fingers. It’s unlikely he’s showering often so he’s not shaving his legs daily.

Kevvy's probably not a hairy dude. I honestly hate and am lightly nauseous thinking about it, but he's blonde, which generally correlates with light, thin, soft body hair. He might not even have shaved legs here, but his body hair could be so light we wouldn't see it in this picture.

Spoiler: PL

Come from a family with lots of blondes, and extremely light -both in color and density - body hair is the norm. Also, I know we've seen the amhole fur and his armpit hair, but actually those make me more convinced he probably has very fine/light body hair. Jen might not even really grow body hair because of Ehlers Danlos or from anorexia. Although I do recall seeing his bush in his Amhole pics - but it was also light and fine comparably to Jen's dark hair especially.

K, gonna go vomit now.

ETA: the EDS also explains Jen's extremely weird standing posture and lightly hyper extended leg. It's funny that the one online troon who CLEARLY actually has EDS (and maybe Marfan's? Do they ever co-occur?) Is the only one not screeching about having EDS.

Edit The Second: quick searching has taught me a lot about Marfan Syndrome, and I'm now team Jen has Marfan Syndrome rather than EDS. They're overlapping in their symptoms and presentation, but Jen literally looks like he could be The Poster Child for it. It also explains the back problems and why he's most definitely on disability.

 

[Oxyjen]

It's so pathetic that Phil has to bring all this fucking tacticool shit everywhere, even when hiking. Kevin and shit eater don't even have water bottles, and Kevin's wearing denim. Those two are crazy unprepared. But Phil looks like he's half expecting a guerrilla style attack out in the peaceful woods of Colorado. Dumbass troons can't do anything right.

That’s pretty funny. It’s a high altitude and hellishly hot place, you have to be insane to carry any extra weight beyond water on a hike.
Would serve him right if a mountain lion pounces him from behind.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Those dogs are really the shiny new toy on the Tranch aren't they? They've never taken any of the 70 Pyrenees they own anywhere.

To be fair it's difficult to take territorial and massive dogs anywhere, especially if they're really only there to keep an eye on your livestock and exposed to a handful of people in their lifetime.

It's a bite/mauling incident waiting to happen,pretty much. I'd be honestly surprised if they've even considered that and it's the reason Appa and whateverthefuck the rest of them are named aren't taken on public trails and for pick-up rides while the smaller, possibly better socialized heelers are taken places.

Spoiler: Sauce

The same breed of dogs on the fam's farm would tear apart any animal that entered the livestock pasture, no matter how small and nonthreatening. Cats, chickens, geese, other considerably smaller dogs... didn't matter if they bothered the livestock or not. They got ripped to shreds if caught in the pasture the dogs were in.
They'd also lose their shit if a stranger got too close to the fence and I'd bet good money that they could make short work of a kid or even an adult if someone was dumb enough to climb the fence as a total stranger to those dogs.
Definitely not a companion+ breed like Heelers, but Heelers can be bitey assholes too if not socialized properly as with any dog. Working breed or not.

 

[stupid frog]

Remember when Kevin played Elden Ring for like a day?


@MissAnthropist I don't think he's blonde, I think he has brown hair Discussed below.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Remember when Kevin played Elden Ring for like a day?


@MissAnthropist I don't think he's blonde, I think he has brown hair

I don't mean he's like Nazi propaganda poster blonde, but more that he's on the very light brown/dark blonde end of the spectrum. You can see it in his eyebrows and the fuzz on the shaved part of his head. Plus - he never has very obvious roots, and you know that fucker doesn't stay on top of any kind of "beauty" routine like hair dye.

ETA: Id call this dark blonde, but we're now firmly in the semantics weeds and I don't like to be there very long, so call this what ya will.

 

[Piss Bear]

I don't mean he's like Nazi propaganda poster blonde, but more that he's on the very light brown/dark blonde end of the spectrum. You can see it in his eyebrows and the fuzz on the shaved part of his head. Plus - he never has very obvious roots, and you know that fucker doesn't stay on top of any kind of "beauty" routine like hair dye.

ETA: Id call this dark blonde, but we're now firmly in the semantics weeds and I don't like to be there very long, so call this what ya will.
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I have dark blonde hair, sorta like Kevin (ugh) and I can confirm that I have very light blonde body hair, if that helps at all. But I am a woman, so then again, who knows lol.

I don’t know if he shaves his legs but he seems to shave his face frequently.

 

[stupid frog]

I don't mean he's like Nazi propaganda poster blonde, but more that he's on the very light brown/dark blonde end of the spectrum. You can see it in his eyebrows and the fuzz on the shaved part of his head. Plus - he never has very obvious roots, and you know that fucker doesn't stay on top of any kind of "beauty" routine like hair dye.

ETA: Id call this dark blonde, but we're now firmly in the semantics weeds and I don't like to be there very long, so call this what ya will.
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Oh, good point. I was just comparing it to beard vs tranny Kevin, I guess. I've never dyed/bleached my hair, so I didn't consider the roots either.

Semantics it may be, but I appreciate it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder what prompted them to go for a hike.

Also seems like pretty good assurance that there are only four troons now.

I wonder if Boner was the one who didn't get along with the locals. Is it possible that after Boner left, Jen had to go do a 12-stepper-type apology tour?

 

[one_time_user]

I am going off memory but I am pretty sure the tranch got an epilator a while back (I remember because I have one and laughed at the anticipation of pain). You only need to do that maybe once a month at most.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I kind of wonder if the next evolution of trans shit will drop all pretension of being any kind of women and just be about vague male NEET supremacy. You might say that would be insanely unpopular and stupid, but so was the idea trans women were somehow literally female like, two years ago.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I am going off memory but I am pretty sure the tranch got an epilator a while back (I remember because I have one and laughed at the anticipation of pain). You only need to do that maybe once a month at most.

It was on one of the grift lists, iirc. If no one bought it "for" the Lakota-a-gogos they prob just broke down and got one for themselves. God, imagine how nasty that thing is with three filthy men sharing it (I say three because "Josie" looks like he is hairy af).

 

[Ninon42]

I don't mean he's like Nazi propaganda poster blonde, but more that he's on the very light brown/dark blonde end of the spectrum. You can see it in his eyebrows and the fuzz on the shaved part of his head. Plus - he never has very obvious roots, and you know that fucker doesn't stay on top of any kind of "beauty" routine like hair dye.

ETA: Id call this dark blonde, but we're now firmly in the semantics weeds and I don't like to be there very long, so call this what ya will.
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I have dark blonde hair, sorta like Kevin (ugh) and I can confirm that I have very light blonde body hair, if that helps at all. But I am a woman, so then again, who knows lol.

I don’t know if he shaves his legs but he seems to shave his face frequently.

Similar, mousy brown hair that can look blond or even slightly red in the right light. It just looks darker in Kevvie's old photos because it's so greasy and filthy. The yellow-toned dye job is doing him no favors; try an ashy or other cool-toned blond next time, KevKev, and don't forget the olaplex for the inevitable breakage. Really go all in and get some purple shampoo to help with the brassiness too because that tranch water is probably hard as hell.

Lol who am I kidding, he'd probably dye his hair with toilet bleach and koolaid.

 

[AMHOLIO]

They already argue that trans gods and shit existed though.

They do, but they don't have a special religion based on it. You could grab however many hermaphrodite or gods you headcanon as trans, throw them in, maybe add a god of gaming & toys, structure the whole thing with collecting and sex rituals, and bam, troonreligon. Most cults don't create their own mythology from the ground up like Scientology, most just ape from other branches of a parent religion.

Rare nature Kevin: "Forest 'Tards"

Jesus Christ, I can't believe Kevin went outside.

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Praying the ranch collapses fully before that kid is spirited away by these mongrels.

. But Phil looks like he's half expecting a guerrilla style attack out in the peaceful woods of Colorado. Dumbass troons can't do anything right

As someone else pointed out on the tranch thread, it's possible for Phil's past sexual trauma he says he has compel him to always bring guns or other things to protect himself. It's still crazy, but gives a reason foe the insane leap of logic.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Neko GF]

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Hi Kevin!

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