The Ralphadynasty - Documenting some information regarding Ralph’s lineage

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The Gunt has an interesting lineage to say the least. What is known based on some research I’ve done is that the Gunt’s grandfather is named Clyde Ralph and he was born in 1924. Clyde served in the US Army during World War 2 and lived a long life, married Estelle his wife, and had Ronnie Ralph (who has a thread already), Gunt’s father. Interestingly, Clyde’s father and mother were named Benjamin Franklin and Pink Ralph, so we can get a clearer idea of the Gunt’s great grandparents who also lived in Arkansas:
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Clyde worked as a construction supervisor after World War 2 and later retired. He died in 2008. Unlike his son Ronnie or the Gunt, Clyde lived to age 74, which isn’t bad but unfortunately his offspring have disgraced this man’s legacy.

Now Clyde had two sons: Louis Ralph who lives In Mississippi, and Ronnie who stayed in West Memphis Arkansas. Clyde is also the owner of Ralph’s shitty fake ring, of which I presume Louis Ralph, Gunt’s uncle gave to him.

Ronnie Ralph
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I won’t introduce Ronnie that much since he has his own thread but he is the son of Clyde and Estelle Ralph. Ronnie married Sandra Briggs and had Ralph in 1985, but I guess theh divorced and Ralph and his mother would later move to the East Coast while Ronnie stayed in West Memphis as a deadbeat alcoholic. Ronnie died in 2019.

Sandra Briggs:
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Sandra also doesn’t need an intro since she has her own thread. She’s also from West Memphis, Arkansas, likely from the same inbred alcoholic trailer trash community as the Ralph family.

The Gunt:
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Yeah, no need for introduction here. Gunt has two baby mommas and has two children: Rozanna Sandra Ralph (of which he named after Cozy.honeypot) and Alexander Vickers (from his ex Faith Vickers)

The next generation of the Ralph’s:
Alexander Vickers (he won’t carry Ralph’s surname lol major L for Gunt):
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And “Cozy Rozy”, the Hog-Horse Hybrid:
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I know what to do in Crusader Kings II now that I have caught all the DLC on sale and they aren't going to make any more of them. Obviously I am going to install the Elder Scrolls mod and replace the last living Dwemer (who is an adipose torso atop a spiderlegged wheelchair) with Ralph
 
I always wonder about these white trash families. How soon after getting to America did the disintegration start? Or were they also looked down upon as the trashiest people in their European villages? It would be funny if Ralph had some mirror image ancestor who also knocked up a teen and a tranny and who had an irrational fear of corn.
 
I always wonder about these white trash families. How soon after getting to America did the disintegration start? Or were they also looked down upon as the trashiest people in their European villages? It would be funny if Ralph had some mirror image ancestor who also knocked up a teen and a tranny and who had an irrational fear of corn.
A lot of the “White Trash” trailer park are the rejects of europe, they were trashy there and they’re trashy here. I guess it runs through the lineage

But it’s hard for me to convince myself that Clyde Ralph who served in World War 2 and worked a respectable job could yield such despicable spawn descendants like Ethan

My theory was that Ralph was utterly spoiled growing up and he was giving whatever he wanted by his mom, hence why Ralph never worked a single real job in his life. The Gunt was raised badly due to his parents divorce and most likely his mother’s busy life with her own job
 
Congrats OP for doing better research than I did. I was hoping I could shed some light on the names of Ralph's paternal ancestors. Here are the following:

- Benjamin Franklin Ralph
DOB:
1/ July/ 1878
DOD: 19/ August/ 1957
Origin: ???, Hardin County, Illinois,
Last Location: Columbia, Caldwell, Louisiana (Dingo probably knows some people from Columbia)
Gunt Lineage: 2nd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer

- Wesley Parker Ralph
DOB: ??/ May/ 1854
DOD: ??/ ??/ ????
Origin: ???, Hardin County, Illinois
Last Location: Unknown/Possibly Gold Hill, Gallatin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 2nd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer


- William AleXANDER Ralph sr.
DOB: 26/ April/ 1825
DOD: 20/ July/ 1905
Origin: McFarlan, Hardin County, Illinois
Last Location: McFarlan, Hardin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 3rd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer, Member of the Hardin County Agricultural Board.

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- James/JIM Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1802-1806
DOD: 26/ August/ 1862
Origin: Summer County, Tennessee, United States
Last Location: Hardin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 4th Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer


- John Lewis Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1777
DOD: 20/ March/ 1854
Origin: Baltimore Town, Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Gunt Lineage: 5th Great-Grandfather
Last Location: Crittenden County, Kentucky

Former Occupation: Farmer

- Lewis Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1750
DOD: ??/ ??/ 1845
Origin: Caswell, North Carolina, United States
Last Location: Tennessee
Gunt Lineage: 6th Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer, former Private in the American Revolutionary War.
Military Service: Served in the 4th NC Regiment from 1777 to 1779.

The final man to be found on record, John Ralph, vaguely has much information about him. His DOB is 1725, but his place of origin nor his DOD are recorded. More research will be needed to expand to what part of Europe Ralph's from. Ancestry was a good option for a while for ancestral research but was sold to Blackstone Group, an investment group located in NYC. Good luck Ayylogs, for more research into the Ralphamutt Dynasty. Have a great eternal harvest.
 
Congrats OP for doing better research than I did. I was hoping I could shed some light on the names of Ralph's paternal ancestors. Here are the following:

- Benjamin Franklin Ralph
DOB:
1/ July/ 1878
DOD: 19/ August/ 1957
Origin: ???, Hardin County, Illinois,
Last Location: Columbia, Caldwell, Louisiana (Dingo probably knows some people from Columbia)
Gunt Lineage: 2nd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer

- Wesley Parker Ralph
DOB: ??/ May/ 1854
DOD: ??/ ??/ ????
Origin: ???, Hardin County, Illinois
Last Location: Unknown/Possibly Gold Hill, Gallatin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 2nd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer


- William AleXANDER Ralph sr.
DOB: 26/ April/ 1825
DOD: 20/ July/ 1905
Origin: McFarlan, Hardin County, Illinois
Last Location: McFarlan, Hardin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 3rd Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer, Member of the Hardin County Agricultural Board.

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- James/JIM Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1802-1806
DOD: 26/ August/ 1862
Origin: Summer County, Tennessee, United States
Last Location: Hardin County, Illinois
Gunt Lineage: 4th Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer


- John Lewis Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1777
DOD: 20/ March/ 1854
Origin: Baltimore Town, Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Gunt Lineage: 5th Great-Grandfather
Last Location: Crittenden County, Kentucky

Former Occupation: Farmer

- Lewis Ralph
DOB: ??/ ??/ 1750
DOD: ??/ ??/ 1845
Origin: Caswell, North Carolina, United States
Last Location: Tennessee
Gunt Lineage: 6th Great-Grandfather
Former Occupation: Farmer, former Private in the American Revolutionary War.
Military Service: Served in the 4th NC Regiment from 1777 to 1779.

The final man to be found on record, John Ralph, vaguely has much information about him. His DOB is 1725, but his place of origin nor his DOD are recorded. More research will be needed to expand to what part of Europe Ralph's from. Ancestry was a good option for a while for ancestral research but was sold to Blackstone Group, an investment group located in NYC. Good luck Ayylogs, for more research into the Ralphamutt Dynasty. Have a great eternal harvest.
Damn, I kindov want to ask for your help with my own family research lol.
 
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