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Damn, Bro-sie’s taking hormones now? I don’t check this thread for a week, and bam! Tube tits.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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I would, but she's genuinely pretty for her age and doesn't fall into the Karen look or being too religious. I'd have to put up like a super caricature of her if I ever could be assed to remake this shitpost. Some (likely troon-made) photoshop of her looking like satan.
She either looks like the frowning grandma or Hitler to troons tbh, so she's already there in spirit. JKR's 3rd reich.
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Ok, nigger rich is one I can't quite define, any definition I can imagine would still put it beyond Phil's reach. Can I get this one explained?
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omg, the one on the left, she is *LITERALLY* me. Say TRANS RIGHTS to defeat the fascists!
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Someone who immediately blows any money they have on bullshit.
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It’s when you’re poor but try to create the illusion you’re not.
Like a quarter tank of gas in your new E Class (you buy things you can’t afford to maintain).
When everythang is in your mama’s name (because you have no credit).
When you ain’t got no job but you stay sharp (you’re broke but blow money on superficial things).
When you can’t pay your rent, cuz all your money’s spent (you waste money showing off and don’t budget responsibly).
It’s also called hood rich. It peaks during tax season, when you will see trashy people flashing their child tax credit refunds on social media.
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Well, they've clearly gone a ways from the Tranch with all that greenery and forest.
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Hiking with the last four remaining core members of the cult.
Josie and the dogs are the only ones who look normal, the others have Playstation 1 graphic bodies. Josie would redeem himself forever if he would just take all the dogs and run into the woods one night to be a crazy nature hobo. Come on Josie, you love the outdoors and it's impossible to be less capable at rural living than Penny.
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Who's protecting the Tranch from the legions of Nazi TERFs when they're out hiking? And for fuck's sake, why do you need to carry two P-Mags AND an extra pistol mag? If you're worried about bears then carry a 10mm or a 44 magnum and be done with it.
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The only 10mm tacticool enough for Pennywise would be the Bren Ten but that's unavailable; large frame revolvers and brush guns aren't sexy either. His best option is a nigger rich staple, the gold-plated Desert Eagle. Strictly in .357 loaded with .38 special so he won't hurt his wrists.
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Not that it excuses the tweet (since they're still endorsing violence), but for anyone who doesn't know, that's a still from a movie called Tangerine:
I haven't seen it but it looks as terrible as you'd expect.
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Penny is massively over-compensating for not being able to get it up, walking around tooled up everywhere and constantly talking about bashing anyone who crosses him.
We get it girl, your cock doesn't work anymore.
We get it girl, your cock doesn't work anymore.
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Other people have given good definitions but let me expand a bit.
More specifically, Nigger Rich means you temporarily have a wad of money, enough for something flashy but not enough to actually change your life long term. I.E. You can get a new X-Box, but you can't move to a better housing situation. You can get a new car, but can't afford to go to school.
It also implies some things about the the things its spent on, specifically high-depreciation items like cars, electronics, designer clothes, and jewelry. Others have also pointed out that you can afford something like a fancy car but not maintain them. Or my favorite, they blow it on the down payment for a lease but can't keep up with the monthlies.
If you see someone living in a dirty, dingy apartment with rat-chewed carpet, or a moldstreaked house just this side of condemned, but they have PS5 with a 75-inch 4K UHD, that is Nigger Rich. A woman with a gucci bag but wearing walmart sweats. A dude wearing some Versace but his washing machine is broken. 90" TV with surround sound, but they getting their power switched off for non-payment. Or a rusted-out oldsmobile with $10,000 rims and a $5,000 sound system. Buying Henessy at the licqour store but has to wait for food stamps before they can get milk. Think of Bros in a your average off-campus Frat House. Or Weebs getting their first computer janitor paychecks and they blowing it all on Funko Pop and imported anime figures.
Usually Nigger Rich implies a one-time infusion of cash, but it can mean someone who got a raise or otherwise came into money, but instead of saving or investing, they are blowing it on shit that isn't worth a 1/10th what they paid for it once they get it home.
Expanding on this a bit more, Nigger Rich - more aptly Ghetto Rich because the Nigger here applies of all skintones and ethnic origins not merely African - comes from a poor-person mentality of 'use it or lose it'; they are so used to never having money and always owing that they don't know how to handle a positive bank balance. They never learned separate wants from needs, or otherwise budget. In the mind of the Nigger, any money you have after paying bills is money to blow on frivolous little luxuries because usually its too small to bother with; once the Nigger comes into serious cash this mentality doesn't change, so the only thing that changes is the price tag of the stupid shit they are blowing their money on.
And you might as well spend it quick, because if word gets around you have unspent cash, you are likely to get robbed or friends/family that lent you money might show up to collect. 'Naw nigga I don't have that 20 you lent me last week, but you can come play some Madden.'
(and again, I'm using capital-N Nigger here to denote the wider population of Niggers that includes any poor, stupid whites, spics, wops, dagos, micks and chinks. Cause this behavior is definitely not unique to little-n niggers. You'll see it in the trailer park and the barrio as much as in the projects)
A bit more sucinctly, Nigger Rich is spending money on short-term wants for the endorphin rush instead of saving for long-term needs because that's boring and acting white.
Nigger Rich spending implies a lack of forward thinking and planning for the future, which is pretty much the definition of the Tranch.
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Those two new dogs are their new favorites. But just like Kevin’s endless sea of toys, they’ll get tossed aside, ignored, and neglected once they’re not the hot new item anymore.
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It's shown well in Rocky II.
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Don't forget the other classic, paying off the minimum payments on your other credit cards with the new credit cards you just got.
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Rocky II was New Money and less Nigger Rich. The line is thin, but New Money has more money coming in than going out, so either they are budgeting or their spending (and/or the spending of the people around) hasn't yet exceeded their cash flow. They just spend all their cash on cash on gaudy shit. i.e. Diddy wasn't nigger rich, he just spent the 90s & 00s living like he was. New Money, unlike mere Nigger Rich, CAN affect change on their life style by moving to a nicer place. They just usually pick the most gaudy McMansions possible.
Having your butler bring you a Natty Light to your infinity pool overlooking Austin is New Money behavior.
Tony Montana's mansion in Scarface is a great example of 80s New Money.
New Money often turns into Nigger Rich because they let their appetites eventually outstrip their wealth, or the money tap shuts off and they only consumed and never invested. See: MC Hammer, tons of atheletes, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
If New Money is able to avoid turning back into Nigger Rich, usually you will see a period of Clout Chasing. This smart New Money realizes they are too rich to hang out with the old crew because people are terrible. You can buy the entire neighborhood cars, and they'll expect you fix it the first time it breaks down, and they'll bitch about their insurance going up. You can buy them houses and they'll bitch that you aren't paying the taxes. And half of them will take out a home loan so they can start being Nigger Rich. Even if you're so inclined, you'll realize you can't make your poor friends stop being thinking and acting poor, and since they didn't even do the minimum effort you did to get wealthy (buying a lotto ticket, etc) they never respect the shit they're given.
So you can't live in the old 'hood anymore. You can try to move to the suburbs but you don't have enough space there to truly stretch your Nigger Rich roots, since the stuffy white people there not only call the cops for noise complaints but the cops actually show up, and the HOA stops you from parking twelve blinged out escalades on the street..
So you now start hanging out with upperclass people, and if you don't want to get looked down on, you have do everything they do - and everything you think they do. Which is how you end up with all the New Money aping the wealthy.
Although I think we probably need to start having Tranny Rich classification. Someone who the minute they get any money blows it on pretending to be a woman; dresses, voices lessons, hair removal, skull/adams apple shaving, castration, dick inversion. I mean Nigger Rich at least don't pay someone to destroy their bodies when they stumble into a windfall.
The access to new credit isn't a Nigger Rich behavior so much as something that allows someone to act Nigger Rich until the card starts getting declined.
Anyway, the Tranch is classic Nigger Rich behavior. New Tractor they don't need, plastic toys for Kevkev which wouldn't be worth more that few bucks even if they hadn't been infused with Tranny Stank. Costco runs with their carts loaded with microwave meals instead of staples.
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For now. As tattoos and body modification get more and more socially acceptable, and the cost of it becomes something to brag about, it's just a matter of time until extreme body modification becomes a fashion statement.
Before we know it, wiggers will be strolling around shirtless: their back/chest covered in glow up/LED tats, looking like a Twitch streamer's bedroom, golden trinkets, mini-loudspeakers blasting the latest incomprehensible gangsta rap, and the other paraphernalia of small-minded thuggery.