Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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We got a internet fight between Keffals and Quarter Pounder!
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Everyone rags on Lucas's appearance, but can we talk about his weird and uncanny voice? It sounds so strained and fake that it makes me think of some malevolent, inhuman being that lurks the dark woods and tries to lure lost children, by mimicking the sounds it hears humans make, and it's close but can never fully get it right. And it's very fitting that he sounds like that, because he is in fact a malevolent, subhuman creature that lurks on Twitter and tries to lure mentally ill youth to their doom.
 
I want to find reasons to try to see redeeming qualities in a person, but not only does Keffals seem devoid of any, he has an overwhelming list of reasons why he's pretty irredeemable. This just adds onto it.

If you pointed a gun to my head and told me to name something likeable about Keffals as a person, I'd say shoot me.
 
I want to find reasons to try to see redeeming qualities in a person, but not only does Keffals seem devoid of any, he has an overwhelming list of reasons why he's pretty irredeemable. This just adds onto it.

If you pointed a gun to my head and told me to name something likeable about Keffals as a person, I'd say shoot me.
I like his cleavage filter because it's hilarious. That's it. That's all I can think of.
 
I want to find reasons to try to see redeeming qualities in a person, but not only does Keffals seem devoid of any, he has an overwhelming list of reasons why he's pretty irredeemable. This just adds onto it.

If you pointed a gun to my head and told me to name something likeable about Keffals as a person, I'd say shoot me.
Likeable and Keffals don't belong in the same sentence.
 
Here's the clip that was in the timestamp from the copyright claim.
It's the part of the stream where Null skips around a random twitch vod and shows how boring his streams usually are.


The full MATI episode is still up on odysee if any haven't seen it yet.
 
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Here's the clip that was in the timestamp from the copyright claim.
It's the part of the stream where Null skips around a random twitch vod and shows how borning his streams usually are.
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The full MATI episode is still up on odysee if any haven't seen it yet.
this nigga really sat through the entire MATI desperately waiting until there was literally anything he could send a DMCA over
 
Everyone rags on Lucas's appearance, but can we talk about his weird and uncanny voice? It sounds so strained and fake that it makes me think of some malevolent, inhuman being that lurks the dark woods and tries to lure lost children, by mimicking the sounds it hears humans make, and it's close but can never fully get it right. And it's very fitting that he sounds like that, because he is in fact a malevolent, subhuman creature that lurks on Twitter and tries to lure mentally ill youth to their doom.
The twitter equivalent of the stranger in a van bribing kids with "free candy".
 
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