Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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And that was the version heavily Photoshopped to make him look more masculine. Here is the original:

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Fascinating how if Rick lost a bunch of weight and trooned out he'd look like Chris's cousin.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why isn’t this thread in Deathfats?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Why isn’t this thread in Deathfats?

I think its because most of the people who observe Fatrick "Patrick" F. Fatlinson are dudes so he doesn't belong in the Beauty Parlor section.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

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Even though he's trying to hide his inner pig behind that dainty faggot posture he still managed to bend the fork on his first bite of whatever the fuck that is he's eating.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

Even though he's trying to hide his inner pig behind that dainty faggot posture he still managed to bend the fork on his first bite of whatever the fuck that is he's eating.

I think the fork is bending because it's starting to get caught in his gravitational pull.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

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Fuck, my sides. He literally cannot resist responding. The mind boggles at the thought of how much of his life is spent copy/pasting responses to strangers.

 

[Broadside]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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Right before he killed all those people, Ted Bundy tweeted the same thing,

 

[Meriasek]

He's also a fat faggot with bitch tits. Here, I even made a diagram to demonstrate:

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As a Person of Bavaria I feel personally attacked by that sad excuse of Leberkäs, and also putting mustard on the Brezn. There's also a distinct lack of appropriate beer.
Absolutely disgusting, and the state of Bavaria shall immediately declare war on Pat "Fat" Rick Thomas.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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Is that because he runs away and cries about it on Twitter?

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

As a Person of Bavaria I feel personally attacked by that sad excuse of Leberkäs, and also putting mustard on the Brezn. There's also a distinct lack of appropriate beer.
Absolutely disgusting, and the state of Bavaria shall immediately declare war on Pat "Fat" Rick Thomas.

To be fair to the rest of the world, Leberkas should only be sold at a butcher or deli, NOT in a dining establishment that provides knives and forks.

But if Bavaria enacts a "Keine-Tomlinson" policy, then I will forgive the Krauts of all their sins... including the, well, you know.

 

[FinnSven]

But if Bavaria enacts a "Keine-Tomlinson" policy, then I will forgive the Krauts of all their sins... including the, well, you know.

The women not shaving their pits and legs?

 

[Associate Rick]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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He's like Steven Seagal if Seagal was even fatter and more retarded.

 

[FinnSven]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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I actually think he might be a “qualified” self defense trainer.

I have no doubt the he would fall for this sort of thing.

https://www.selfdefensecertified.com/

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So did the pests find any data supporting his claims when he first made them years ago? If he were a competitive marksman, I’d expect there to be information out there about all of his competitions and wins losses.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

My data shows that Pat is about 85% fat, 10% insufferable cunt, and 5% lying fraud

 

[Teknorat]

My data shows that Pat is about 85% fat

I’ve found a serious flaw in your data.

 

[CansOfCant]

I’ve found a serious flaw in your data.

I'm pretty sure it's 100% insufferable cunt, but my maths aren't good enough to force all that fat in along with it.

 

[Nod Flenders]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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Where's the proof, Fatty?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

How come Pat don't pretend he used to be a *checks notes* competitive marksman or self-defence trainer anymore? Did he get exposed as making these up?

Maybe someone ought to warn Black Twitter what sort of loose cannon they're dealing with here
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"I was also a pirate, an astronaut, a cowboy and the president. IT'S TRUE! Ask my mom!!!"