DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Idk why we are going through this again. Why is it so hard to just point and laugh like the purpose of this place is?
Besides Dsp is a person that will fall by his own hand, no need to get any of yall dirty just for a minute of fame.

lemme know when the thread un-shits itself. Cheers and have a good day.
 
Over and over again you keep going back to a moral argument and he's bringing it back to legal. This exact same thing happened last time I saw him in the thread like last year. Then he threw up his hands, called the lot of us autists because a handful of people like you just kept talking in circles, and zero good came of it.
Because he makes it obvious that it's a moral problem for him, using "it's illegal!" as a cover. He said himself that he put a stop to the doxing when it was being used to coerce. He speaks of DSP's "humanity" being violated when people show where the money has been going.
 
Phil puts out a ton of content every week, literally 40 hours of blabbering about nothing. Some of us, probably me included, watch too much of it. Most of it is very boring gameplay, but then there are the hours when Phil lies, begs, scams, bullies, and blames everyone but himself. He's very unlikeable, and when you listen to him regularly it's hard not to want to see consequences for his shit. But no matter what shit he pulls, he never disappears, and he also never moves past level 1. By his own words he's barely surviving and constantly on the brink of failure....but the final loss never comes. And I get that that's frustrating.

But in the end, Phil's life is the punishment. He's a loser surrounded by a few dumber losers who he treats like shit yet also depends on to live. He looks terrible, sounds miserable, and take no joy in anything. Through his own stupidity has put himself in a situation he can't and won't improve. He's his own worst troll.
 
Today is all about getting hammered and chasing down that American Hogan brother.

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So crack a beer open and get ready to point and laugh at a man who "has to work" on another holiday day.
 
Can we just purge the last 10 pages holy shit, who cares?

Can we talk about important things like CAN THEY EAT OUT or do they have to penny pinch again and eat some sandwiches?
I wonder in (mostly) all seriousness if Khet is capable of making a sandwich without messing it up. Would she just put the meat on two pieces of bread then sit there with tears in her eyes until Phil came by and put it between the bread? Would she slather it in ranch because she thought it was mayo? Would she put the meat between two potatoes?

There was definitely a point where she (or perhaps Phil) was making an effort to "cook" (aka microwave a TV dinner) that Phil described as a home cooked meal, but it seems like Doordash has largely replaced that. The only sign we got was Phil mentioning her making too many potato based meals. Was it sheer laziness that caused them to resort to delivery, or was she so inept she couldn't even microwave meals correctly.
 
The last thing Phil should have to endure is a lunch meat sandwich.
I was laughing with my significant other about this because last month we were bored and watched the Poorly Cookin With the King where he just makes a sandwich. I forgot the old meme that used to go around this thread about how everything he used he was ashamed of in those videos he got on sale.
 
Havent played any zelda game so i have no experience, can someone enlight me on what makes the current zelda hes playing hard for him?
 
Havent played any zelda game so i have no experience, can someone enlight me on what makes the current zelda hes playing hard for him?
Zelda 2 significantly changed the game formula from Zelda 1. Zelda 2 added a lot of RPG elements into the mix, like an overworld map, stats, levels, XP, random encounters, dungeons, spells you can learn etc. The combat also changed from a top-down action game to a side-scrolling action RPG. The game is also brutally difficult.
 
Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid? Give me your most autistic fanfics of it.

Edit: almost forgot the most important question of this hypothetical: does he buy his own kid the Wolverine toy?
Meh, he just wouldn't be in his life all that much, like Kat. Just another human being inhabiting the same space as him, going to school, coming home, being fed, staying in their own room. Every dinner the child has to endure the same obnoxious narcissistic rants we endure on the prestream. Probably wouldn't give him more than the minimum needed for CPS not to get involved (food & bed).

He doesn't strike me as the abusive type, just neglectful and self-centered.
 
When I say good creators, I mean the reason this guy has more posts about him than any other cow. The pure digestibility of classic tihydp. They're fun, short, highly condensed, don't have clickbait titles like call of doody, they're not just straight clippers (even our clippers are shit, there's so little care in what is left in or cut out so it's over long and misses core things), memology was never good, Soma is fine from time to time, lesser at you get closer to now. I don't want someone to watch DSP with, he puts out so much content that's not fun, interesting, useful, or frankly watchable. These guys don't do much if anything to make it more watchable, they're just company. They're para social interactions with DSP unfiltered as the entree except you have to listen to their sub and donate shoutouts, their rants, and so you can't even get a great quality listen to when DSP is putting his foot in his mouth. SoK era and prior had some of the best DSP content. What I've learned since is pretty much every single DSP content creator has autism or something and is just clever enough to make a buck off of it. Fine, that's fair and not my business. SoK isn't unique then in the tism, just that it was drug out so publicly because it was funny drama also. They became the news instead of reporting it. Ego and idealism over autistic stuff split an otherwise whatever group but you wouldn't be capable of being as gay as they got if you weren't retarded enough to be doing what all these people do to begin with. It's similar with how all celebrities are mentally fucked up.
Makes me miss Bacon Sweats. Those were only recaps of Phil's slow streams which are his only good streams nowadays.

Even the person behind that channel couldn't keep up with Phil because of how emotionally draining he can be to sit through. Phil is a fuckin' energy vampire and the content we have nowadays from 'tractors is just doing their own thing to be able to get through it.

An is a vtuber coomer now who mutes Phil for half of it to collect his thoughts about the random anime shit he's going off about. PoP loses his mind each stream and says what we are all thinking because Phil is so mind numbingly boring.

We may be boring too but Phil is at some part where he's just so boring, that you can poke the nest here and get things going, but you can literally do that for anyone on twitter.
 
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