Well I know THREE gynaecologists and SEVEN NINE lesbian girlfriends who have told me that rotpockets look nothing like vaginas. So I guess we're at a stalemate Kimberlashes, and it looks like I'm way better at making shit up on the internet than you are.
If any of them *did* manage to have sex with a frankenweenie, there would be all kinds of posts about it. With pictures, of course, and testimonials from the other party about how it's ruined them forever for those icky cis penises because OMG WOW WOOWWWW.
But back here in reality, there's no way a flaccid flayed arm thing is gonna penetrate anyone else's orifices for the best 30 seconds of the recipient's life. It doesn't matter if the recipient has an orifice that can be described by normies as "tossing a hot dog down a hallway", whatever goes into it still needs to have more um, resistance than your average marshmallow. Besides, it's one thing for the recipient to say "is it in yet?" It's an even bigger buzzkill if both parties have to ask the question.
But since most of the manlets just wanna pee standing up like a BIG BOY, Idk if they even care about having sex with the frankenweenie anyways. It's just for show, not for go, IYKWIM.
Yeahā¦
There is the pump option, but imagine how unsexy it is to have to press a button every time you want to have sex, and see your āpenisā slowly rise like a bridge or something.
As for the regular FTM cock? Wellā¦
Imagine being a troon.
You stick on a condom because MUH GENDER VALIDATION, go down on your lesbian girlfriend and then itās time for the tour de force! Les sex penetrative!
You bend your squishy man sausage into sort of the right angle, try to stick it inā¦ But itās as if the vagina itself tries to resist it! It just kinda bends a bit in its permanent flappy state.
āIs it in?ā Your lesbian girlfriend says. You wonder if any of the men she had sex with had these problems, and feel the testosterone rage and envy rise in you.
āJust.. Hold onā¦ā
You try again, but it just awkwardly bends downwards towards the anus. Even your transcock is discriminating goddamnit!
āWe could just you knowā¦ Do something else?ā Your girlfriend tries. You hear the pity in her voice.
āJUST HOLD THE FUCK ON!ā
Finally after another couple of tries you manage to squish it in there. Like trying to squeeze a water balloon through a mailbox.
You start thrusting, and is about to let out a genderaffirming āAHH YEAH, FEEL THAT CAWK BITCH!ā
But to your horror, instead of actually going in and out, your $50.000 surgically constructed penis just bends left and right while sorta staying in place.
āMhmmā Your girlfriend tries to appease you with a moan that sounds more like a question. She sounds as confused as her vagina probably feels.
āIs it in?ā She asks again, and thatās the last straw. You pull your floppy member out so fast that the motion makes it bounce like a dying fish.
You run out of the bedroom and into the bathroom, crying your strong manly tears.
After a few minutes you hear a gentle knock. āIs everything OK Aiden?ā
You gather yourself. Itās not ok you sigh to yourself. But it can be!
If you ādickā was just a little thinner, harderā¦ Maybe a penile liposuction?
Youāre calling the doctor first thing tomorrow morning for a revision surgery!
TLDR: I donāt think they have a lot of sex.
