You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[12345678901]

Trust me, this guy is the one who went off a cliff trying to beef with Sailor. And he's malding about trash can stickers.

You are another dog who will follow and worship me until your father kicks you out of house for being a shut in loser.
IDK even who Sailor is you obsessed clown, keep refreshing my profile page for every hour of every day in hopes of I post something.

 

[The Last Stand]

You are another dog who will follow and worship me until your father kicks you out of house for being a shut in loser.
IDK even who Sailor is you obsessed clown, keep refreshing my profile page for every hour of every day in hopes of I post something.

You say the same shit over and over, it's annoying.

On a side note, people are starting shit based on a police shooting AND the recent SCOTUS decision. In the middle of summer.

 

[JambledUpWords]

On a side note, people are starting shit based on a police shooting AND the recent SCOTUS decision. In the middle of summer.

Summertime is a crazy time, not just for Kiwifarms. Also, my family members that are police officers are going to be busy with drunk people and fireworks mixing. They tell me there’s always at least some incident involving drunk people on big holidays.

 

[Hummingbird]

When my white trash neighbors start arguing so loud that I can hear it though the walls. This goes double when it happens when I'm trying to sleep.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

When the lettuce in my salad is too soggy and the ranch hasn't had time to set up.

 

[Jason Wynn]

When I’ve had a full 8 hours of sleep, wake up and I still feel like one of the walking dead. Used to be I’d be up and at ‘em in no time after getting up. Now all I want is to crawl back in my crypt and sleep through the apocalypse.

Getting older sucks

 

[12345678901]

You say the same shit over and over, it's annoying.

You were texting to me in the previous thread and you will text to me in the next thread I go. You even post on my profile page. Don't try to act like you aren't obsessed with me. You aren't annoyed. You probably jerk off to this you abused rape product. Worship me openly.

When I’ve had a full 8 hours of sleep, wake up and I still feel like one of the walking dead. Used to be I’d be up and at ‘em in no time after getting up. Now all I want is to crawl back in my crypt and sleep through the apocalypse.

Getting older sucks

Its not from getting older, you are an immobile incel living in your mothers basement and will die soon from a blood clot heart attack.

 

[Jason Wynn]

You were texting to me in the previous thread and you will text to me in the next thread I go. You even post on my profile page. Don't try to act like you aren't obsessed with me. You aren't annoyed. You probably jerk off to this you abused rape product. Worship me openly.


Its not from getting older, you are an immobile incel living in your mothers basement and will die soon from a blood clot heart attack.

You seem mad. Wanna talk about it, champ?

 

[12345678901]

You seem mad. Wanna talk about it, champ?

stfu bitter subhuman you are only here because I am here, respect me as you stalk me.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The increasing amount of people willing to excuse heinous crimes because of "mental health", or because the perpetrator had a "bad life", or because they were "groomed".

 

[Tara Chandler]

Maybe but doesn't that make it worse? Do you get the urge now to stare at my profile all day and wait for my next dumb post or the complete opposite?

i read ALL your posts yesterday just like you combed through @DawnDusk twitter to act like you owned him and clipping out of context . this is because he politely tried to get you to stop a flame war in a thread. i saw the post. i will keep reading your shit because you are a lolcow a loser and a stupid person lol

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I made the mistake, back in Jan, of donating to one of those "Police Department Funds" that you get phone calls on. One donation of $10.

Most - if not all - of those calls claiming to be from Police Department funds, @Jet Fuel Johnny, are actually coming from political action committees (PACs). I get the same robocalls at random points throughout the year. When I receive theses calls and say something along the lines of, "I'm not interested, put me on your do not call list," at the first pause, the automated voice usually responds with fast-spoken disclaimers including the name of a PAC and the fact these donations are not tax deductible.

And you're right that donating is a mistake in that once your name is on their list, it's going to be difficult to impossible to get off of it.

When asked about these calls, the local police consistently state that they're not allowed to directly solicit funds and that they don't get anything from these PACs - a number of whom spend most of their receipts on professional fundraisers and salaries for the executives with any leftovers going towards political lobbying. If one wants to support the local police, the best way is contact the station directly through non-emergency channels and ask them how to donate.

A related piss-off is the ease in which scammers can spoof/fake the number appearing on caller ID. Someone I know recently got a sudden number of angry calls. It turns out their number was spoofed by a scammer sending robocalls phishing for utility account and payment information with bogus claims of overdue bills.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Sorry if I'm a broken record, but my summer hanging out with 26-30 year olds makes me feel like I could write a book.

The newest thing that has been annoying me is just how fucking needy they all are.

They all wanted to go to the beach Saturday, and I said no thanks. I didn't want to deal with 4th of July weekend crowds at the beach and preferred to go to the local gun show. My main contact with this group won't stop texting me asking if I'm done with the gun show, when am I going to come to the beach, etc. etc. I tell him I'm not coming, he calls me and tells me if I don't show up everyone will be super disappointed because my old, grumpy, not drinking and not fucking ass is somehow "the life of the party". I tell him nobody likes me THAT much, and everyone will be fine without me. Keeps on prodding. I finally get curt and tell him he needs to find a different DD I'm not going to the fucking beach.

Sunday they have a bonfire, I go. Party starts winding down, most are piss drunk, passing out or getting ready to start fucking so I tell them I'm taking off. They all lose their shit, I can't go, what will they do without me, I'm the life of the party, etc. etc. I tell them it's cool, they'll be fine without me, and they all start freaking out telling me they heard our conversation and I'm not just a DD and that they actually all really like me and don't hate me like I think they do. I have to explain that I don't think they hate me, but I also don't think that my presence is needed for them to have a good time. No no no, they insist I need to stay I'm the best I need to spend the night etc. etc.

Finally when they all calmed down and got back to not paying attention I just took off without saying anything. There was supposed to be this 4 day camping trip coming up in the next couple weeks that they've *really* been pushing for me to go to but at this point I don't think I could stand them all for 4 days but I can't imagine how much they'll whine if I don't go now.

Why the fuck are late millenials and gen Z like this? I'm only two years older than the oldest of them but sometimes I feel like a decade or more.

 

[seri0us]

Sorry if I'm a broken record, but my summer hanging out with 26-30 year olds makes me feel like I could write a book.

The newest thing that has been annoying me is just how fucking needy they all are.

They all wanted to go to the beach Saturday, and I said no thanks. I didn't want to deal with 4th of July weekend crowds at the beach and preferred to go to the local gun show. My main contact with this group won't stop texting me asking if I'm done with the gun show, when am I going to come to the beach, etc. etc. I tell him I'm not coming, he calls me and tells me if I don't show up everyone will be super disappointed because my old, grumpy, not drinking and not fucking ass is somehow "the life of the party". I tell him nobody likes me THAT much, and everyone will be fine without me. Keeps on prodding. I finally get curt and tell him he needs to find a different DD I'm not going to the fucking beach.

Sunday they have a bonfire, I go. Party starts winding down, most are piss drunk, passing out or getting ready to start fucking so I tell them I'm taking off. They all lose their shit, I can't go, what will they do without me, I'm the life of the party, etc. etc. I tell them it's cool, they'll be fine without me, and they all start freaking out telling me they heard our conversation and I'm not just a DD and that they actually all really like me and don't hate me like I think they do. I have to explain that I don't think they hate me, but I also don't think that my presence is needed for them to have a good time. No no no, they insist I need to stay I'm the best I need to spend the night etc. etc.

Finally when they all calmed down and got back to not paying attention I just took off without saying anything. There was supposed to be this 4 day camping trip coming up in the next couple weeks that they've *really* been pushing for me to go to but at this point I don't think I could stand them all for 4 days but I can't imagine how much they'll whine if I don't go now.

Why the fuck are late millenials and gen Z like this? I'm only two years older than them but sometimes I feel like a decade or more.

Why are you stuck with them?

 

[WalMart]

My boyfriend's mom is this distended liberal cunt, negative, depressed, fat piece of shit.

Spoiler: rage

These kids aren't even hers, she had an egg donor, and yet she talks to all three of them in the creepiest way you could possibly imagine. She sperges over the news constantly, tells me "Oh I'm reading this book A Train to Moscow but I don't know if I can stomach it after what's happening in Russia now!" Hoe, you can't stomach it because you ate until the weight of your stacked cellulite turned you into a I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream tier blob beast. You're not cute.

She is so horrible to her children. The ones who aren't moved out, she acts extremely overbearing towards, asking them 99 questions a day, why do you think they never want to be around you? It's because every time they want to do for themselves or have space, you leap in like a show pig to tell them about the recession or how Covid is "Scary" or shortages, expecting asspats and reassurances as reward for being histrionic about the "right" things. I see you as a person devoid of empathy, a self centered parasite who dramatizes the cushy job you had at an ad agency while your husband who avoids you blatantly still works as a social worker -> lawyer + law professor.

I can't complain more because she provides for them, but 2/3 kids I met complained about how they were forced into all these activities, gymnastics, whatever, and how childhood was awkward because they basically experienced emotional incest. She has very poor interpersonal boundaries and will talk about things like the dog's colitis or how her old neighbor's son had to have his gallbladder removed, not realizing how she comes across, and I have to just sit there like, "That is SO fascinating". I think she's a narcissist who doesn't realize that the end result of her behavior is that the only glimpse she gets into others real personalities is the extent of their tard patience.

It is almost like she is addicted to customer service, she thinks it's good when she can word vomit while a person asks her questions, and if they mention anything, she brings the conversation back around to a vacation she had once or unsolicited advice about how you're doing. In the end, she forgot how to have a genuine conversation.

 

[Staffy]

When someone tells me it's wrong to wish something bad to other people.

Bitch, let me enjoy my schadenfreude and spiting. I don't even get why this idea came to be. It's the ultimate and dumbest form of pearl clutching and moralfagging.

If something nasty happens to the people who I only wished ill against then it's not my fault, I don't have godlike powers to make what I wished become true and regardless I wasn't the one who caused shit.

 

[NoReturn]

Homes are expensive.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Even though it's only been 2 weeks since the solstice, I still notice the nights drawing in

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Why are you stuck with them?

I'm not exactly "stuck" with them, but as for why I hang out with them it's mostly a matter of my life being put on hold for about 5 years due to a combo of medical reasons and covid. In that time most of my other friends who are my age or older got married and had kids and are now busy being family men.

Five years of constant television, movies, internet and video games while I'm hooked up to machines has lead to me kind of hating it all, and I figure it's better to go out and do stuff on weekends than sit in my house all day shitposting on the farms. Especially with how often I tell people to stop being constantly online faggots. My hypocrisy only goes so far.

It's not as if every moment with them is horrible, I do have fun with them and we all kind of have a shared interest in guns. But when things wind down their...insecurities I guess? They really start to come out and start to annoy me. I would think they get annoyed with me too considering how little of a shit I give about social media, sex and general pop culture but they still keep inviting me to shit. We're probably oddities to each other.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I'm not exactly "stuck" with them, but as for why I hang out with them it's mostly a matter of my life being put on hold for about 5 years due to a combo of medical reasons and covid. In that time most of my other friends who are my age or older got married and had kids and are now busy being family men.

Five years of constant television, movies, internet and video games while I'm hooked up to machines has lead to me kind of hating it all, and I figure it's better to go out and do stuff on weekends than sit in my house all day shitposting on the farms. Especially with how often I tell people to stop being constantly online faggots. My hypocrisy only goes so far.

It's not as if every moment with them is horrible, I do have fun with them and we all kind of have a shared interest in guns. But when things wind down their...insecurities I guess? They really start to come out and start to annoy me. I would think they get annoyed with me too considering how little of a shit I give about social media, sex and general pop culture but they still keep inviting me to shit. We're probably oddities to each other.

It sounds like you need a hobby that's more specific than guns, since I'm sure that's as vague an interest as cars or movies.

I'd also tell you that being an introvert sometimes requires you to suck it up and be there for your homies, but it doesnt even sound like you're all the close, and the overall vibe I get with your friend group is a parasitic one.

(You also sound like a complete coomer in his 30s, but I don't mean offense to it, even if it is a jab at you. Maybe take a vacation and travel somewhere out of state that isnt a gun show, and go from there, go visit the Grand Canyon and piss in the hole)