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BigHollowEyes said:
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The truth of this will actually piss you off more.

These bitches sue the soccer association because they "DiDnT MakE aS Mu■h" as the men's team. The judge takes a look at the 2 agreed to compensation. (Hypothetical numbers here, i dont feel like looking up the real numbers) Women get paid 50k per win (as a team pool) while mean get something like 1m as a team. We will ignore for the moment that men's soccer is worth magnitudes more money per year and bring in far more revenue, even though they suck. What the women don't tell you is that they each get a guaranteed yearly payout of 150k and extensive benefits. And I do mean extensive benefits. The men get nothing, no guaranteed pay, no benefits, they don't win they get no money. Women's team constantly out earns the men's team except for the one world cup run they had in 14 I think it was.
Judge sees this and rules against them.
These stupid greedy bitches appeal and to not get dragged through the dirt again, us soccer renegotiates contracts.
Now, not only do Women get their guaranteed contracts, and benefits, which the men still don't fucking get, but all winnings go into a prize pool. So the only pay the men would get is diluted by the women and their jew fingers sticking their hand in it. Ie women win and the team gets 50k a game, and the men win and the team gets 1m, the pool is now 1,000,050 and that gets split among all the personnel of the 2 teams.
The laughable part is the men agreed to this, further cementing soccer as the weakest sport with weakest athletes.
The only shining light here is the men's team sucks and there is a real chance they'll get paid anyway, but it will be a pittance considering how diluted the prize pool will become with 2 full teams. Big lulz will be had if they tank on purpose. Not that it would be hard to tell from their normal play. At least it takes a real national team to beat them, women's team loses to high-school men's teams as a PR joke yearly it seems.