Careercow David Bixenspan / Bix / davidbix / davidbixagain / CactusBix - Pro-Wrestling "journalist" who thrives on trying to end careers, Took money intended for people who do actual work, Drooled all over a girl's arm

[TurdEthics]

Does Bix have Noods?

Lord, I hope not.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Finally, the lean mean drool machine got a thread.

 

[JAKL II]

I dunno, it's hard to knock Rovert off the top of mountain.

At least Trevor isn't a greasy kike.

 

[Sneakypete]

 

[LikeAStone]

Wrestling journalism is niche

So to everyone who isn’t aware, Bix is a Taylor Lorenz level faggot for wrestling. Bix and Dave Meltzer are amongst the most retarded journalist alive, and what they have done and continue to do is absolutely lolcow worthy.

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[Grift Garrison]

You can add this to the links, its his LiveJournal, not much of note excluding some weird ass OkCupid attraction test or some shit.

https://cactusbix.livejournal.com/

CactusBix was his longtime online moniker from his tape trading days, but there is a weirdo on Twitter who uses that name as well.

Excellent start to covering a niche but still valid lolcow. One of my favorite Bix moments was him doing his usual shit-flinging on the Wrestling Observer board and one of the people he'd frequently attack finally posted a pic of him. This led to people laughing at him looking like the stereotypical basement dweller until Bix cried to the admins to shut it all down.

Posting pictures of him now is a bannable offense on the Board.

Re: Context on Dave/Peyton Royce. Dave's saying she gained weight was a poorly worded attempt at saying she got a boob job.

 

[JAKL II]

Posting pictures of him now is a bannable offense on the Board.

Can confirm. Am banned for posting Bix.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

You can add this to the links, its his LiveJournal, not much of note excluding some weird ass OkCupid attraction test or some shit.

https://cactusbix.livejournal.com/

Pretty much backs up the idea that Bix is an incel, good/grim find.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Wrestling journalism is niche

So to everyone who isn’t aware, Bix is a Taylor Lorenz level faggot for wrestling. Bix and Dave Meltzer are amongst the most retarded journalist alive, and what they have done and continue to do is absolutely lolcow worthy.

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dog no one is a bigger faggot than Bix, not ChrisChan not DarkSydePhil;. not fucking Nick Fuentes, not even that Hasan faggot

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Why wasn't this man called Bix Nood?

 

[Cavalier_]

Whilst Meltzer is a self-important twat who is legitimately on the spectrum, Bix actually goes out of his way to try and destroy wrestlers careers. Fuck this guy

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

I can't see this being a big featured thread but I would definitely watch this, especially with Vince McMahon in the public eye again for trying to lay and NDA a paralegal he hired.

He's probably upset he couldn't get any women to quit WWE when the news hit.

 

[CatParty]

Don’t forget his hateboner for that wwe qanon ref

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Young Bix

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Can't archive it right now, but there's a fun story from a few years ago where Bix went to an indy show in NYC and called the fire department on them because he thought they were overcapacity for the building. IIRC, he was booed and ridiculed for being the "no fun" police. Bix's tweet thread recapping the situation is here: https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/897237580483371009

 

[Tha Promblems]

Don’t forget his hateboner for that wwe qanon ref

Drake Wuertz is a bit of a lolcow himself, being a former drug-addicted deathmatch wrestler turned QAnon Jesus-pilled almost-grifter (he has a podcast titled UNcanceled with Drake Wuertz). The derision isn't completely unjustified.

Oh also here's this illuminating exchange from yesterday.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Wrestling is anime for rednecks

 

[The Holmes]

It absolutely shocks me that a champion of blacks and defenseless women who fights with all of his heart and soul through his keyboard looks like this.

Good work on the OP. I don't generally keep up with wrestling, but I'm all for another thread of lol cow journalists.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Can't archive it right now, but there's a fun story from a few years ago where Bix went to an indy show in NYC and called the fire department on them because he thought they were overcapacity for the building. IIRC, he was booed and ridiculed for being the "no fun" police. Bix's tweet thread recapping the situation is here: https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/897237580483371009

I've heard that story before. I love how the crowd booed his ass.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

He deserves his own thread. He's basically the Movie Bob of pro wrestling, but he actually actively fucks with peoples lives. Even CM Punk who is an insufferable liberal gets visibly annoyed when Bix starts asking him questions at press conferences. I am convinced that one of these dudes are going to have CTE and end up going after him. He's probably the most universally disliked person in all of wrestling.


Also, a few months ago, a /pw/ poster saw him walking around the streets of New York and took stealth shots of him. If I can find them I'll post them.