Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Sneed F91]

With the right outfitting, she looks attractive.

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Since I'm looking at these now, this brings me to yet another missed opportunity that Disney made; instead of making this actress an uglified, unlikable "resistance" fighter, they could have made her a princess/senator of [insert planet here].

She does look attractive imo. Too bad Rian decided to subvert everyone. I mean look at what he made her look like in TLJ for comparison:

And of course he made her some frumpy engineer grunt because that's ""original"" and ""something we haven't seen before"" according to him. It doesn't help she's so self righteous and annoying as a character. I'm pretty sure in the BTS doc the costume designer for the movie literally thought Rian was mentally disabled.

 

[Manly_Brony]

With the right outfitting, she looks attractive.

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Since I'm looking at these now, this brings me to yet another missed opportunity that Disney made; instead of making this actress an uglified, unlikable "resistance" fighter, they could have made her a princess/senator of [insert planet here].

I can hear Kathleen Kennedy now: "No! Pretty princesses in stunningly elegant dresses are girly shit and I don't want that in my franchise I'm currently trying to reverse engineer to attract more little girls!"

Rian Johnson told and interviewer once that Rose is the type of awkward nerd he hung around with in high school. Which means that as a young man he was trying to get into the panties of Asian girls with bad haircuts and no fashion sense. And Kelly Marie Tran is lucky as fuck because they could've put fake pimples or braces on her.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

It's the makeup. She's wearing a lot of it in these glamour photos and in TLJ, she probably isn't even wearing street makeup.

With the right outfitting, she looks attractive.

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Since I'm looking at these now, this brings me to yet another missed opportunity that Disney made; instead of making this actress an uglified, unlikable "resistance" fighter, they could have made her a princess/senator of [insert planet here].

Edit: Now that I'm thinking on it, Lupita N'yongo could have had the same treatment as well.

Rian Johnson certainly did her no favors trying to recreate his frumpy asian high school crush through her but well, if you put the actress playing her sister in the same baggy clothes and retarded hairstyle she'd probably still look pretty damn hot.

 

[Ghostse]

I can hear Kathleen Kennedy now: "No! Pretty princesses in stunningly elegant dresses are girly shit and I don't want that in my franchise I'm currently trying to reverse engineer to attract more little girls!"

Rian Johnson told and interviewer once that Rose is the type of awkward nerd he hung around with in high school. Which means that as a young man he was trying to get into the panties of Asian girls with bad haircuts and no fashion sense. And Kelly Marie Tran is lucky as fuck because they could've put fake pimples or braces on her.

Women cannot stand any female looking better then them.

 

[Adamska]

The irony is there was a plotline that had both Finn and Rose dress up at the shitty casino planet that Ruin or some retard removed for whatever reason. So you would've had a scene where she did NOT look like a frumpy potato.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Women cannot stand any female looking better then them.

Or female and nu-male writers and costume designers are afraid to overshadow one of the fiendish CEO's ridiculous self-inserts (the other one was Admiral Holdo).

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The irony is there was a plotline that had both Finn and Rose dress up at the shitty casino planet that Ruin or some retard removed for whatever reason. So you would've had a scene where she did NOT look like a frumpy potato.

That actually would have helped that romance subplot if Finn gawked at her.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Let's talk about that retarded "traitor" not plotline.
The majority of First Dis-Order soldiers are stolen and indoctrinated as kids, Kylo, that commie faggot betrays and kills his own family and school, yet Finn is the "traitor" and almost dies. J.J just wanted to call Finn a "nigger" and be done with it.

FN-2187 = FAGGOT NIGGER-2187
(Real funny Mr. Jew Jew Abrams, bonus points for including "187" because "ha ha" he's black & blacks commit most of the murder in the world!! (Maybe only in California)

 

[Sneed F91]

So did the New Republic have an Independence Day when the Empire fell?

 

[Ghostse]

So did the New Republic have an Independence Day when the Empire fell?

Everyone sings Yub Yub on Life Day.

 

[Dom Cruise]

So I read that Coruscant was originally supposed to appear in Return of The Jedi under a different name, but the same idea of a city wide planet and the Imperial capital.

What I can't seem to find is any info on why Lucas dropped it, did he find it too expensive? Not feasible with effects of the time? It wouldn't make any appearance until the 1997 special editions but I can't find any specific reason as to why unlike the reason why Endor originally being the Wookie homeworld was dropped because there simply weren't enough actors tall enough to play a bunch of Wookies.

It's a shame because the concept art is jaw dropping and that would have added a lot to Return of The Jedi.

 

[Little Red Corvette]

BWAHAHAHAHA
See Disney, this is what you get for trying to please these clowns

Spoiler: wait... there's a TRANNY CLONE TROOPER???????

i'm dying lmao

 

[Nigger Respecter]

So I read that Coruscant was originally supposed to appear in Return of The Jedi under a different name, but the same idea of a city wide planet and the Imperial capital.

What I can't seem to find is any info on why Lucas dropped it, did he find it too expensive? Not feasible with effects of the time? It wouldn't make any appearance until the 1997 special editions but I can't find any specific reason as to why unlike the reason why Endor originally being the Wookie homeworld was dropped because there simply weren't enough actors tall enough to play a bunch of Wookies.

It's a shame because the concept art is jaw dropping and that would have added a lot to Return of The Jedi.

There was a lot of odd choices in RotJ that I think people have tossed aside due to nostalgia and whatnot. I would have loved to see an early 80s matte-painting-filled Coruscant.

I am glad they went with Ewoks over Wookiees, though; it was far more satisfying narratively to see these cute underdogs team up to beat the Empire. Just not the same if a bunch of massive threatening Wookiees did it. Just picture the Wookiee war in the 3rd prequel (or is it the second?). Completely forgettable

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am glad they went with Ewoks over Wookiees, though; it was far more satisfying narratively to see these cute underdogs team up to beat the Empire.

Yeah, given what we see of Chewie if the Wookies were in ROTJ they would have just torn the storm trooper's arms off and beat them to death without the whole "Forest Traps" thing.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

This scene, was it practical?

 

[Akumaten]

I saw this video and it was good, but god Marsha Lucas is a good editor, but she is really overrated and dickrided hard.

But this does make me appreciate more of the scene aside from that and makes me see how fucking stupid Star Wars fans are when they complain about the exhaust port in the Death Star

They thought that the exaust port would be large like the one in the X-Wing PC game. I did at a time.

 

[Sneed F91]

This scene, was it practical?

Yes, you can tell by the explosion. No I have no idea why this is the only practical explosion like this in the sequels. Having practical ships and explosions would have been cool to see.

I remember when they managed to fool people into thinking the sequels were going to be mostly real sets and practical effects because prequels bad, but they ended up having as much CGI as any movie coming out today.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Isn't the targeted exhaust port one or three meters wide? Thanks to Drachinifel, What-his-name who does the Battleship New Jersey youtube channel and other people knowledgeable on military naval stuff. Apparently military naval ships did have armored grates installed in the exhaust funnels to at least try to detonate whatever bomb some aircraft tries to dropped down them. Bomb detonating in the funnel is preferable than it reaching the boilers, knocking out propulsion and likelihood of fires reaching the powder and ammunition magazines.

 

[Miller]

$25 million an episode

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScriptTrooper/status/1543268644695580678

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I wonder where the money went. Certainly not in the render of generic Unreal Engine brown rock cave.
It's crazy how much stuff Favreau's team can achieve with the Volume and yet a team lead by KK can only make bland locations and bad cinematography.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There was a lot of odd choices in RotJ that I think people have tossed aside due to nostalgia and whatnot. I would have loved to see an early 80s matte-painting-filled Coruscant.

I am glad they went with Ewoks over Wookiees, though; it was far more satisfying narratively to see these cute underdogs team up to beat the Empire. Just not the same if a bunch of massive threatening Wookiees did it. Just picture the Wookiee war in the 3rd prequel (or is it the second?). Completely forgettable

Yeah, given what we see of Chewie if the Wookies were in ROTJ they would have just torn the storm trooper's arms off and beat them to death without the whole "Forest Traps" thing.

Midget teddy bears beating up stormtroopers is far more emotionally engaging than Crylo’s “story arc.”