Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[son of jurassic bark]

I can't imagine the respiratory infections those poor cats have, let alone the raging uti's. If you have a group of cats (which is called a glaring, and also what the cats do to her), they trade respiratory infections like pokemon cards, and if one has a uti, that's only because it's the only cat doing badly enough to visibly show it. Hoarders with litter rooms or litter bathtubs are incredibly common, and shockingly, animals as clean and with as structured territories and hierarchies as cats fucking cannot with that shit. They hold it in until they can't, fight over it because they don't have the personal space they desperately need, develop urinary tract infections (which are often fatal), get lung, sinus, ear, and eye infections, often end up losing eyes, and I'll eat my filthy doc martins if there isn't at least one litter of flea-ridden, congenitally fucked dead kittens under that trailer. Jesus fuck.

I'm not shitting on flyover states, because I grew up country and lived in a cramped trailer with animals for a while, too-- it can be done, but these fagets spit in the eye of every tidy, houseproud hick who takes care of their animals and property. This dumb bitch posting her deets everywhere is going to get crazy animal people stealing her pets to rehome them, and I surely hope they do, even though she'll sure as shit keep a constant cycle of pets to abuse. Thank whatever eldritch god rules over Bama that these cunts can't breed, and will sooner rather than later eat themselves to immobility and die after stepping on a jagged piece of horde that's been coated in cat shit.

Maybe they'll blow their dumb fingers off today. Anyway happy 4th to you fagets, solo cups up and go enjoy a spliff under the pretty fireworks

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So we've all seen the inside of the trailer, yes?

This is Polissa's latest thoughts on the conditions:



Yep, this confirms she lives in a hovel that Hoarders producers would jizz themselves over. She needs to quit calling her animal hoard a sanctuary for precisely the same reason that @son of jurassic bark posted as I typed this. Not only is she ungrateful, but she more or less has admitted that she is a horrendous housekeeper than cannot take care of her many animals. Those animals are miserable, alright. And yet she wants to ask people to buy her things to take care of them.

Maybe they'll blow their dumb fingers off today. Anyway happy 4th to you fagets, solo cups up and go enjoy a spliff under the pretty fireworks

No firecrackers for Polissa. But I suppose if a neighbor that she hasn't cut ties with invites her to a barbecue, she'll stuff her face with sugary sauce meat.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Whew. I go off to celebrate just to spite Polly telling me not to and I come back to all these presents. It's exactly what I expected; that overgrown but somehow dried up yard and it sagging like an old woman's boobs. Soon it will be a tin can full of menopause night sweats and cat pee.
She probably got this place by badgering her family until she was told if she wanted the shit shack to have at it but it was her problem to pay to fix it because I notice despite the menfolk supposedly offering to do the work, she's bothering Twitter for the funds. She ain't farming no field though. She'll harass someone into starting those crops up and then sit inside her shack in the trapped heat, crying for fans during her hot flashes.

I'm not shocked this goober is keeping a room with all the boxes in one spot but not only do you need one per cat plus extras, they need to be in various places for various reasons. The biggest one in Polissa's case is that having a clean box next to a dirty box, in a cat's opinion, is having two dirty boxes. 11 boxes right next to one another with no grifted litter and Polissa's habits? I'm surprised only Gomez shit her bed,
tbh.

Spoiler: Spoilering this ramble

I live in a place where the poverty line has stadium seating and there are a lot of places like this from just general old age but the people in them still make do and appreciate their little places. In another person's hands this place could have a cute yard with a garden that isn't for show, something that shows the occupants are doing what they can. Those people know how to stretch a dollar. They're proud of what they can do and they're kind. The kind of kind that will still try to give you the last of what they have if you're in need. They may be rednecks, they may even be white trash, but they do for themselves and theirs and others when they can.
Polissa is none of that. This place is going to get half-assed work when her family gets tired of her bitching and lack materials she can't get someone else to buy. Then she'll sit in it Tweeting about her shit shack while she does nothing. Nothing for her, Josh, her family, her pets, or anyone whose name isn't Pollisa. Even then, only what she can't annoy someone else into doing for her.
This isn't a country thing. It's not a poor thing. It's Polissa thing and that thing is ugly inside and uses people up.

If she were someone else who wasn't a bitchy grifter, then yes, I would buy Gomez a bunch of food, and let her know where the pet food banks are so she could do for her pets. There are 3 near Polissa and no way is she going to go to one, and she's going to reply with an unpleasant attitude for your time.

Oh, and that place probably already has raccoons, among other friendly species.

 

[Kled]

That trailer looks like some couple or group from HGTV is about to swoop in, get it for $36 and then turn it and the land into a paradise with the remaining 300k budget they have. Holy shit the next set of photos makes me skin crawl. I remember a family member having a shithole like this and it was infested with fleas so bad we had to go outside and spray ourselves so we wouldn't bring them back with us. If Polissa can't even clean her own hog den, what makes her think she's gonna keep this utopia sparkling clean and pest free? Everything she does just reminds me of a mixture of Kyttie and Lou because both can't keep their creature dens clean and both have delusions of grandeur about whatever new living situation they'll be in. Again, Polissa literally bitched about not eating her 9th hot pocket of the morning or something when she went out in the yard to dig a shallow hole for her sad plants. The land itself is honestly great because you can do so much with it if the soil is good and not a pain to dig through.

No firecrackers for Polissa. But I suppose if a neighbor that she hasn't cut ties with invites her to a barbecue, she'll stuff her face with sugary sauce meat.

For someone who is totally Forced to use gov programs and handouts, she sure is an ingrate of the highest degree. "I hate the country that's letting my parasitic ass live." Ok. None of those things apply to you Poorlissa. Why are these people such ingrates? Honestly? Normally when you grow up poor and have to rely on others, you're pretty humble and thankful for the help you can get. Never with these people. Gimme gimme gimme no thank yous or anything.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

And yet more photos of the abandoned trailer!

Spoiler: look at all this shit

Person raises reasonable questions about the joint:



Her cousin "gave" her her car. Her family members just give her stuff at like a ridiculous level.

Bonus Politicalissa:

 

[Bustymuffins]

What doesn't feel good? Throwing money into the bottomless pit that is somebody like Polissa. I could send her $20, $50, $100 today—fuck it; I could send her that much every Sunday—and she'd complain that it's not enough (she needs that air conditioner!). I could send her $1000 for building supplies, and she will have blown it on anything but building supplies before the week is over.

I really want an air conditioner, but they're expensive here and I just get by with fans in the meantime. I'm not gonna beg people for shit just to complain it was the wrong model, color, trim level, etc. I'll be happy with what I've got, be happy I have it in the first place, and keep my wants for sometime in the future when I can afford it. Eventually I just want to be able to do this.

Oh, and that place probably already has raccoons, among other friendly species.

Raccoon family? Who wouldn't want that? They'll already have an all-you-can-eat buffet with Polissa's eating habits. Hopefully they'll get along with cats well enough to join forces and plot your inevitable demise

And yet more photos of the abandoned trailer!

I prescribe fire and lots of it. Should take care of all those issues quickly.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

And yet more photos of the abandoned trailer!

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Am I trippin' or is that a trumpet beside the "bathtub"?

ETA: Her ass ain't never gonna fit in that thing!

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Am I trippin' or is that a trumpet beside the "bathtub"?

ETA: Her ass ain't never gonna fit in that thing!

No, that looks like a trumpet. What the actual fuck

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

No, that looks like a trumpet. What the actual fuck

You don't have a shower trumpet?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

And yet more photos of the abandoned trailer!

Spoiler: look at all this shit

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Person raises reasonable questions about the joint:

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Her cousin "gave" her her car. Her family members just give her stuff at like a ridiculous level.

Bonus Politicalissa:

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I wonder if her cousin "gave" her the car or if she's been indefinitely "borrowing" it.... Also, are those bullet holes in that broken window?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I just have this mental image of a crackhead playing jazz improv in that giant bathtub and it's going to have me randomly giggling for years

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

AAnd yet more photos of the abandoned trailer!

Spoiler: look at all this shit

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Bonus Politicalissa:

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Did it roll down a hill?

And are those bullet holes in that window??? I think those are bullet holes in that window.

ETA: Definitely a tub trumpet. What the hell does her aunt get up to?

 

[Rewire Tea]

The ReStore is fine for some things, but you're not going to make that habitable without a pretty substantial chunk of money, regardless. Even the price of 2x4s and plywood has gone crazy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Polissa thinks she's going to find a full set of really nice kitchen cabinets at Habitat for Humanity, at a price she can afford, and that they'll still be available by the time she begs enough money for them. Same goes for appliances. Good luck with that.

She really has no idea at all what this project is going to entail, how much it will cost, or any of the realities involved in procuring the supplies she will need. She is in no way prepared to encounter any hitherto unknown issues, such as pests, dry rot, or hidden structural defects.

The kitchen cabinets? Repair the ones that are already there, to the extent possible, and paint them, inside and out. They're ugly, and there will be a couple of missing doors, but that's the best she will be able to afford. But she still can't afford the paint, sandpaper, hinges, etc., even if HfH sells it. If she's lucky, one of the male relatives who will be doing all of this work for her will have these things in their hoard of junk and half-used supplies, and be able to provide them for free, but you know she will complain about it.

The flooring is going to be a doozy. You can't live on bare particle board subfloor, as it was never made to handle that kind of wear, and it can't be cleaned; she and the cats will destroy it in no time flat.

Given what a slatternly animal hoarder she is, sheet vinyl would be her best bet, but finding cheap remnants really only works when you've got a small space, such as a bathroom or laundry room, to do. A temporary stop-gap would be to coat the entire subfloor with polyurethane varnish, but that shit was $55/gallon last year, and I don't want to think about how much it is now.

 

[Rewire Tea]

She really has no idea at all what this project is going to entail, how much it will cost, or any of the realities involved in procuring the supplies she will need. She is in no way prepared to encounter any hitherto unknown issues, such as pests, dry rot, or hidden structural defects.

She really really doesn't.

Imagine the e-begging saga about how the only place she has to live is *so unsafe*.

And even if you have free labour (or are paying the relatives with mom's cooking or whatever), work like that still takes *time*. Especially if your family can only work on it weekends or evenings.

Don't imagine Polissa and Josh + animals have anywhere to go while that trailer's being made safe to live in. They've got no safety net in case of something unforeseen happening with it and if it was anyone else, I'd feel bad.

ETA, re: the bullet (?) holes, I could see those being from kids or drunk rednecks fucking around with guns, especially if that trailer's been empty for some time.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

And are those bullet holes in that window??? I think those are bullet holes in that window.

ETA: Definitely a tub trumpet. What the hell does her aunt get up to?

I really wanna know more about her Auntie!

Here's some bullet holes for comparison

 

[son of jurassic bark]

I was thinking gravel from somebody peeling out, seeing where the driveway is. But idk! Old lady must've had a methhead grandkid living with her or something

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

How did I miss these goons?


Some coworkers & friends of ours live up around Florence, and they'd love to know about these particular neighbors.

Edit: It's possible (probable even) they already know, given how vocal these individuals are with talking shit about the church.

With so much open land around, I wonder why Polissa even needs a litter room. She could install a cat flap and let the cats roam free. It would suit her laziness and the cats could find clean spots to shit. Everybody would be a winner.

Because ticks/fleas (monthly treatments for more than 2 cats are fucking expensive). Also coyotes & other predators, but people around here also don't keep their dogs fenced either.

Edit: Also..... Northern Alabama is rife with cock & dog fighting, and they often use stolen cats & dogs for training (because strays/ferals know how to fight & tend to have diseases). I personally know quite a few people who now keep their dogs & cats indoors, because they've already had pets stolen directly from porches & driveways, and none of them were expensive breeds.

 

[A-Stump]

It's never worth the money or time to make more than minimal repairs to a trailer. Once they're in decline it's just always going to go further downhill.

The plumbing is also likely fucked.

 

[weaselhat]

What a failure at being white trash. she should just cardboard over that hole in the window with “duck” tape. Forget sheetrock and use paneling like a real damn hick and take all the doors off of those cabinets and call it a day. Oh and get a goat and chain it to a cinder block and move the fucker around the yard to clean it up. Not that I want to encourage this bitch to get more animals but surely some farmer family member has a goat she can borrow.

ETA: those holes look like rocks were thrown through the windows. Slingshot.