2022-06-22 - FBI Wisconsin: Grand Jury Subpoena

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If the glowies don't like the constitution, they can get the fuck out of this country and make their own before we see what kind of inhumane designs they have in store for the world.

Happy 4th of July. You're now on MY watchlist. As spoken by the great late R. Lee Erney, "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU."
 
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No0neKnows said:
Hey fed, I know you're here.

You will never be a real fed. You have no respect, you have no influence, you have nothing. You are a wannabe twisted by internet and power abuse into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you because you are a deadweight in your own team. Coworkers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your noncery fedposting behind closed doors.
Even your online department are utterly repulsed by you. Years of practice have allowed kiwi farms to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even digital miners who “work” there mock your unnatural activities. Your job structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to post a bait, you’ll be banned and ostracized.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok before going to work and review pages of shitposting for a living during hours again, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you hanged in the room while your computer screen displays Nikocado Avocado buthole's for the 100th time of the day, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your faggot name, probably Lawrence, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an excuse of a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a failed professional who worked as a fed wannabe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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legit they never even gave Mulder the shithole job of online duty
 
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You either did the good guy thing or you were a massive faggot. I'm going to assume you did the good guy thing based on your previous statements about compliance.

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Claude Sigma said:
Now I wonder, the incriminating post was deleted 67 minutes after posting, how come the FBI was made aware of it?
Either someone bothered to denounce the post to the feds during that hour, which I doubt, or they have technological means of archiving every post made, thus having access to them even if they're quickly deleted.
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67 minutes is a pretty large time gap between post creation and deletion for any modern archiving tools. You can see posts deleted much more quickly yet recovered for sites like reddit, and those have many times the amount of users over kf. I'm sure public archival tools already exist for scraping xenforo based forums anyway, right?
 
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AnyballLecter said:
LARPing as Nick Rekieta is fun and all but I don't see a scenario where that phrase helps you.
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My grand jury responses are approved by attorneys. Are you an attorney or are you LARPing as Nick Rekieta?

They claim the subpoenaed me and that i didn't respond in time. If they can press the issue, if they don't, it's an expensive problem, even if I'm in the right. If they accept it late, then it's not a problem. Part of avoiding problems is promising their original service was defective.
 
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Claude Sigma said:
Now I wonder, the incriminating post was deleted 67 minutes after posting, how come the FBI was made aware of it?
Either someone bothered to denounce the post to the feds during that hour, which I doubt, or they have technological means of archiving every post made, thus having access to them even if they're quickly deleted.
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Imagine your tax dollars going to archiving Amberlynn shitposts.
 
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